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Talk about classic non-mainstream personality-I still can't escape your smile.

This day will come to the computer, its chips will run out and its batteries will be hungry. Computers have too much work to do, and time waits for no one.

Put a glass of chicken blood in bed for mosquitoes to drink before going to bed every day. So it won't suck my blood.

Boys are like food in the canteen. It tastes terrible, but it's too late!

I didn't sign my name, I signed my pride.

What is innovation? Is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for half a year, shake them and spread them on the other hand.

Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and a tableware in the other,

Little slacker, what a fool! ※

My girlfriend wants to eat apples. I said, aren't there oranges at home? My girlfriend said, can oranges taste like apples? I

Without hair, dandruff is more prominent.

A woman said to an old man, what time is it, little friend?

Happiness is waking up every morning and finding yourself alive.

Everyone stands on one side, sometimes it is not a good thing, for example, standing on one side of the ship.

Although I lied to you, you have to believe me.

Don't show up in front of me, okay? Seeing you is more disgusting than seeing new pearls.

There are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally. . .

Boy: Here's five yuan and twenty cents. Come home with me! Girl: Here's two dollars and fifty cents. Get lost!

Only endless hoes, no tired cows.

Do you know why women like boiled corn? Because it's still hard after eating.

I still can't escape your smile.

You don't understand. How many times do I read your messages a day?

How I want to lie quietly on your shoulder again.

I won't blame you, not now and never again, because I really love you.

I didn't find it a torture to lose you until I finally wanted to be more free.

The mood of QQ couples' avatars may depend on a smile, a look and a greeting.

The three words that make people cry most easily in this world are-don't cry.

Sometimes, the same thing, we can comfort others, but we can't convince ourselves.

True love will never be forgotten, even if it is predestined.

I like someone I can't like. I don't know how you feel, but I just feel so painful.

I want to carve your name on the cigarette and breathe it into my lungs with the cigarette, so that you and my heart can be integrated. .

Find love, will it hurt in the end?

When you love me, my heart is asleep; When I love you, your heart is cold.

Very diligent. I only know the first four words.

People who understand me will understand without explanation, and people who don't understand me will not understand no matter how they explain it.

Someone called me early in the morning to ask if I was delivering coal cakes. I immediately collapsed.

Your Mandarin is not good enough.

Talk about non-mainstream personality

1, I just like you so much that it scares me. Thank you for letting me grow up, but in different ways.

Why did you come into my world and disturb everything?

You are my happy memory, and I am your forgotten past.

You should always smile at me. I like watching you laugh.

6. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

7. The most extravagant person in the world also wants to be with you.

8. I still miss you, but my love for me has disappeared.

9. True love is to cherish it when you can love it.

10, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.

1 1, don't worry about love, the sky is neither barren nor old, it's still early.

12, click on your chat window, but don't know what to say.

13, so persistent love you, out of love or unwilling?

14, even if it is dazzling, it can't replace the warmth you gave.

15, alienated people, sometimes not annoying, may be too fond.

16, watch the fans die behind, turn your head and scare away millions of heroes!

17, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.

18, I left you not because I don't love you, but because you don't know how to cherish it.

19, I won't contact you, and you won't contact me.

20. You haven't given me a stable heart, how can I dare to travel alone?

2 1. People who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.

22, as beautiful as flowers and jade, like water flowing. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

23, snuggle up to you, you will have the love of the whole world, warmer than the sun.

24. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

25. The once-flourishing event may be just a dream of Conan, but it will eventually disappear without a trace.

26. Perhaps happiness is not only about having, but giving up perfection is the real happiness.

27, obsessed with that, just because you said it, so I firmly believe.

28. There is no cycle in life, it is destiny takes a hand, just like an all-night carnival.

29. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

30. If you wake up at night, don't forget to cover your roommate with a quilt.

3 1, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you know, I am moved by you.

32. I never thought that one day: you would hold someone's hand and forget me.

33. My love has broken my clique, and I can't fly continuously in the wind.

34. Even if you work hard, you can only succeed by yourself, and you can only work hard by yourself.

35. Your promise is like a star, so much, but I will never get it!

Give me a hard time, and I'll make you worse than myself.

37. The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

I often tell myself not to hang from a tree and not to get lost in the forest.

39. I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

40. Trust me. Why is it so hard for you to trust me? It's rare that I want to self-destruct.

4 1, girls casually say nothing, but they don't know how much helplessness and bitterness are hidden behind them.

42. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

43. I can't guess. I can't guess the good or bad of your recent silence. Being together is more lonely than being apart.

44. The so-called friend is nothing more than either you put me together or I put you together.

45. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. How do I feel about this satisfaction?

46. Do you really like someone, and everything he says can affect your mood?

47. Don't worry too much about the vague future, but strive for the clear present.

48. It's not for grandstanding. I don't have a girlfriend for example or a boyfriend for betrayal. I'm fine.

49. Loneliness is that looking up at the sky, the sky is empty. Look around, but there is no you.

50. The wound you gave turned into a scar. Why tear it apart and let it bleed?

5 1, sometimes the enemy is more real than the so-called friend, at least he speaks ill of you in front of you.

Thank you for teaching me how to love. Unfortunately, you just don't love me.

53. Accepting reality is the first step to overcome any misfortune; Only by facing the reality can you surpass it.

54, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

When you stop to think about whether you love someone, it means that you no longer love him.

56. The true meaning of life lies in forgiveness and forgetting. Forgive those who deserve it and forget those who don't.

57. You said you would walk the road of the future together. As a result, you quit halfway and left me alone.

58. Seeing this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

59. Dear, I don't love your past or your family. I only love you now.

60. Don't cling to memories. A broken kite can only let it fly, let it go and let itself go. .

6 1, when I miss you, it is sweet. When I cry, I miss your fragrance, hold me and give my heart sustenance.

62. There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

63. The world is too big and I am too small. I am afraid that love didn't find me and missed me.

64. My brother told me: Sister, you must not be taller than me when looking for a boyfriend in the future, otherwise I am afraid that he will bully you and I will not hit him.

65. In fact, many children leave their mobile phones on the street, not because they want to play more, but to cover up their embarrassment of being unaccompanied.

66. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be artificial, because artificial women not only make women hate, but also make men hate.

No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be people who love you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be people who don't love you

If a person can't learn to forget, it will be a very painful thing. Stop worrying about yourself and forget the painful things!

69. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.

70. Everyone has a past. To relive the past is not to miss the past, but to learn how to face new people and new things in nostalgia.

7 1, don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

72. Not every girl can experience so much deception and exaggeration as Hepburn in Breakfast at Fantini. Looking back, someone still loves her.

73. The wind blows like a flower, and your smile shakes and shakes, becoming the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky. Look at the snow and the shadows of the season.

74. Every girl is not a lofty person, but to give her life to a man, this action really needs careful consideration. Look at people, but also at the heart.

75. It snowed like a mat all night, just like my lingering heart, thinking of you. Lonely in both places, I miss you so much. Pure love gives you the real you. Love letters are like snow: life has you.

Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!

77. When I first met you, my heart was like boiled red wine, with a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

78. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

79. Remember, a lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

On the classic phrases of non-mainstream personality

First, I have been confused recently, with no direction, no motivation and no hope.

Second, the most beautiful love story is that the person you love most plans you in his future.

Third, you are the lover I still can't let go of.

Fourth, getting married is nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is a fool's business. How expensive!

I will always be your audience, comfort your pain and protect you from beginning to end.

Six, different interests, different eyes, how did we become good friends?

Seven, don't bow your head, the crown will fall, don't cry, the bad guys will laugh.

Eight, after separation, when I think of it, I am still calm. I am the one with wet eyes before speaking, not you.

9. Blame me me for being so deeply involved in the play that I absurdly regard myself as the protagonist. I didn't know I was just a heartless clown, surrounded by loneliness.

Ten, I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life.

Cheap is also an art, let's do this art well together!

Twelve, if you are in pain, sister, here is your arms.

Thirteen, not everything can be solved in time.

Fourteen, accidentally opened a scar. The initial pain. A sudden gush of blood.

15. Forgiveness is just quietly burying regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.

Maybe I can get close to you by giving up. When I never see you again, you will remember me.

Seventeen, I miss the boy who used to sing onions on the guitar!

18. Do you want me to believe that lovers will eventually become friends?

Are you afraid of your wife? Afraid! But I am more afraid that my wife will not be her in the future.

20. When the whole world makes an appointment to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear up our hearts together.

Twenty-one, many stories about me, even I have never heard them myself.

Don't wake me up even if I cry in his dream.

Twenty-three, a group of people who were once called friends by my family, but I regard them as my life.

I won't save those who have left, because I know this is not a memory of lost true love, and I won't miss it, because I know this is a dirty deception in reality.

Twenty-five, when I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag behind my back to fly a kite.

26. Did Malaysia Airlines take my lover away?

Best of all, when you look back, he looks back at you.

Twenty-eight, the best encounter in life, you have me and I have you.

Twenty-nine, where are you going next? Can you still let me accompany you?

Thirty, too many friendships that have been complacent and vowed to cherish have been lost to the decay of time and long-standing self-righteousness.

Thirty-one, the most classic sentence of the class teacher, the loudest child in our class in the whole building, please come out.

32. Friendship means that when we quarrel, when one of us is scolded by a dog, I still won't hit you, but I will still protect you.

Grab me when I try to be brave and tell me that you love me, ok? Have you behind me to keep out the wind and rain, okay? Tell me you can do it, okay?

34. My sensitive inner nerve oppresses me like a scourge.

Thirty-five, it's not that I choose to accompany you to the end, it's that you choose not to disappoint me.

36. Only by taking the only road can you take the road you want (how bad you want to fall).

Thirty-seven, tears at other people's stories.

A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

Forty, remember that when it rains after school, you will pick me up at the campus gate and give me an umbrella. In the eyes of classmates, we are a happy couple.

Forty-one, hehe, baby, the front set, the back set. This is the best friend, baby. You're great.

What do you want to dream about today? What's the weather like? What color are the stars? Do you miss me in your dream?

I don't want your face to be dull when I turn a blind eye. After all, my friend of three or four years now seems to be me who has been mean and insisted on being together.

44. The pillow spent some sad days with you. She is a good friend who can't speak. She will help you dry your tears.

45. People who have never stood in the same place will never know what it feels like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.

Forty-six, close your heart, don't want others to come in, don't show your emotions, but want others to be caring and attentive.

47. Tell lies to your ears and make you burst into tears.

48. Xueba's blood is sealed in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba!

Forty-nine, a good friend has a partner and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

I heard that zombies only eat people with brains, so you are safe.

5 1. Details are more touching than love words. Companionship is worth a thousand words.

52.guess who I like? It's not me anyway. You cleverly avoided the correct answer.

53. People who stand on the extreme edge will not try to be saved.

Fifty-four, change your heart and give me a heart of stone.

55. I don't want to touch anyone. I just want someone who won't give up on me.

Classic phrases of non-mainstream personality

First, I can not contact you for a long time, but when others talk about you, I will listen like a conditioned reflex. I thought that because we were similar, I learned later, and because of this, when we had our own circle and our own life, I chose not to contact you, bother you or cause trouble to each other.

Second, go alone in the future, and don't look back for love.

Third, I thought I was strong enough, and tears laughed at me for telling lies.

Fourth, about the ending between you and me, if this is not the best, then what is the best? It's just that you live by a quiet river and I live in a lonely castle.

Now I can't forget you at that time, just like a lonely person who occasionally recalls the past.

Six, weeding day at noon, mines buried in the soil. The teacher came and blew it to 250.

Seven, people are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

If I don't care, then you can never hurt me.

Edison went shopping with a couple. When he came home, he invented the light bulb.

Time always saves the person who is best for you for the last. After all, like is like a gust of wind, and love is a long stream.

In fact, you don't have to be so cold, and I didn't think about it.

Twelve, the person who can accompany you for a lifetime is: someone who understands your past, believes in your future and tolerates your present.

Thirteen, boys may like to touch girls' heads, but girls touch boys' heads and think: My son has grown up.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation for ten years.

Fifteen, I am so poor that I don't work hard. Who am I to sigh?

If you can't give me everything, I'd rather have nothing.

17. Love and marriage are like picking up shells. Don't pick the biggest and most beautiful, pick what you like best and suit best. Besides, don't go to the seaside again if you find them.

18. If you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, she will not cherish it. This is the heart.

Nineteen, learning enough is better than anything.

Don't be too kind to a person, because one day you will find that if you treat a person for a long time, that person will get used to it and then take it for granted.

If you have never been humble, you have never really loved.

I believe everything will be fine because of you, but I don't have you.

Sooner or later, you will hold someone's hand, kiss someone's lips and hug someone to sleep. Sooner or later, I will put on the ring given by others, put on the wedding dress ordered by others, hold hands with others and become the bride of others. Maybe you will suddenly think of my face when kissing someone's face, and maybe I will see your smiling face when leaning on someone's shoulder, but all this has nothing to do with you and me. You are fine everywhere, but you will never get old.

Twenty-four, when to steal is always a precious thing that we can't see under our noses.

25. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, give it a thousand reasons to laugh.

Twenty-six, you have to smile sweetly, even if it hurts.

Twenty-seven, I also feel funny, afraid of loneliness and crowds.

28. Don't ask me how much I talked about. I only loved one person.

Thank you for pushing me off the cliff and letting me see the whole sky clearly.

Finally, when you find that telling the truth is easy to make mistakes, you stop talking. When you find that anger, contempt and pride will affect interpersonal relationships, you omit the expression. When you find that dancing will affect your image, you stop doing any exaggerated movements. Finally, you live like an anthropological code of conduct, remove expressions, hide emotions, and become a rubber man.

Teacher: Parents, about your son's puppy love. Dad: Oh, I see. I have no objection to the children being older in principle. . . Teacher: Thank you. We really love each other.

32. When you are tired, close the curtains, turn off the mobile phone, turn off the alarm clock, take a deep breath, get into bed and fall asleep. Hard times always require more energy.