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How to jump rope to send friends humorously?

The following is a copy of skipping rope humor to send to friends:

Today's exercise task has been completed: skipping rope 100 times, and now typing trembling.

The higher you jump, the faster the rope will break. Am I challenging my jumping ability or the strength of the rope?

Today, I finally understand that I am not skipping rope, I am lonely.

Looking at my skipping posture, do you have an impulse to laugh and cry?

Others jump rope for fitness, and I jump rope for air. Who made me fat?