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The classic mood of Spring Festival travel rush grabbing tickets is essential.
Now I don't have to worry about Spring Festival travel rush's difficulty in grabbing tickets, because I can't go home at all.
It is difficult to get tickets in Spring Festival travel rush every year, and telephones, computers and mobile phones are used. Unexpectedly, I hope to fail for the second time and only hate the network paralysis. The real name wants to rule the scalper party, and there are policies in the world. I'll start by buying tickets regularly, and we'll work together to kill the cowherd.
4. It's hard for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets, and it's hard for him to go to heaven! ! ..... the number of ticket grabs has successfully broken thousands, and the strength is comparable to that of double 1 1 ...! !
I long for a pair of invisible wings and can go back to my hometown without a ticket.
6. I never thought you were so important. I never felt anything to worry about. I feel uneasy at work, and I don't want to eat without tea. A thin piece of paper carries so many ideas. I hope you can receive my prayers and give me strength on the train ticket in Spring Festival travel rush!
7. I went to work in the south when I just graduated, and I will definitely go home during the Spring Festival. So I am going to buy a ticket. First of all, I went to the general affairs department of the company, but my old colleague told me privately that the general affairs department could not book tickets, and advised me to either queue up myself or find a scalper.
8. I bought a member and a ticket bag, but I still didn't get the ticket. Have you booked all the tickets for the first time?
9. I can't get a train ticket ... the ticket keeps going up ... and it hurts. ...
10. The river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. Go and buy a ticket. Buy it day by day, welcome to buy tickets. Do it when you have to, and you will be happy to buy a ticket.
1 1. It is very important for Spring Festival travel rush to buy tickets early to avoid the rush hour. There are still many tickets on the booking page, which makes me feel much safer. I struggled to log in for a long time, and the booking phone was always busy. How does it feel to go home during the Spring Festival after seeing the ticket plummet? There is nothing to say when we meet, only a thousand tears.
12. Want to know how bin Laden hung up? I was angry because I couldn't get a train ticket. Do you want to know what Zafi thinks of God? I was squeezed to death in the queue to buy tickets. Do you want to know why Xifeng smiled at you? Because she has a train ticket in Spring Festival travel rush that you miss so much!
13. One day, I found an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that he could satisfy my three wishes. I said excitedly, I just want one, give me a train ticket! I saw him quietly making contributions in front of me. A moment later, he exploded, leaving the last sentence: there are too many people.
14. It is difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to get tickets, and the journey to buy tickets is slow, which adds helplessness and sadness. Standing in the middle of winter, a sea of people can't reach you. In order to marry you and return to China as soon as possible, I will meet you naked in the competition!
15. At noon in the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush, the ticket thieves had a hard time. Who knows, the sweat is tired and my legs are weak. I want to bite my teeth and go, but I'm afraid the thief will cut in line. Really crying for tickets. I was squeezed in a long line. May I ask how tired you are? It seems that my feet are sweaty!
16. Physical exercise is the most urgent thing at present, because Spring Festival travel rush needs physical strength to buy tickets, carry luggage home, say hello and drink on holidays and play mahjong. In order to go home for the New Year, you must exercise, and in order to go home, you must work hard to buy tickets!
17. The craze in Spring Festival travel rush has started, and the technology is not very developed. Tickets have been bought online, so that we uneducated migrant workers can't buy them at the station. The station staff said they could buy it tomorrow, and the next day you went, but they said there were no tickets. What are we going to do? Why is it so difficult to go home? The plane ticket is too expensive and there is no train ticket! Alas! !
18. So you have to go home if you break your head, which reflects the value of scalpers.
19. I want to go home for the New Year, but my ticket is gone. I waited in line all day and didn't get a ticket; Online shopping for one night, but I didn't buy a ticket; Looking for a friend to help, I didn't buy a ticket; I had a dream all night, but I didn't dream about the ticket; I managed to grab a ticket from the conductor. As a result, it was a fake ticket!
20. I didn't grab the high-speed rail ticket for two days, and I was so angry that 12306 had a stomachache, which led to insomnia tonight!
Complaining that Spring Festival travel rush didn't get the ticket.
1. It's hard to get tickets. You should decorate your face. With Bao Gong's black face, you will kneel before you. With Guan Gong's red face, you will be fascinated by this ticket. With Zhang Fei's thief eyes, you will stare at the ticket and run to your eyes. With Wukong's golden eyes, I will put you in my hand, so that you will no longer worry. May you go home early for the New Year!
Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart, don't fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails. Buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory and go home for the New Year.
3. But since the water is still flowing, it is even more embarrassing to buy tickets, even though we use swords.
4. I never think how important you are. I never felt anything to worry about. I feel uneasy at work, and I don't want to eat without tea. A thin piece of paper carries so many ideas. I hope you can receive my prayers and give me strength on the train ticket in Spring Festival travel rush!
It is difficult to buy a ticket, but it is difficult in heaven.
6. My Ctrip dad, can you love me again? I'm gonna cry!
7.2 1 century, grabbing tickets is about technology, and grabbing tickets with 100 megabytes of bandwidth is a bluff. No matter how fast the technology is, it is useless.
8. If you don't have a ticket, you can't move. If you have a ticket, you will eventually meet your family.
No matter how hard it is to get the ticket, it's worth it.
10. What should I do if I am unhappy and can't buy a ticket to go home for the New Year? It's too difficult to buy tickets at Spring Festival travel rush peak!
1 1. Line up to buy tickets and shout, then stay put.
12. Spring Festival travel rush (hereinafter referred to as Spring Festival travel rush) is a national sports meeting consisting of several events sponsored by the people of China and the Ministry of Railways. It is held once a year during the Spring Festival. The events of the competition are divided into three categories: online ticketing, telephone booking and queuing for tickets. Each category is divided into five categories: slamming the mouse, pressing the key quickly, standing in place, walking with load, and crossing the sea of people. * * * About 200 million people from 23 provinces, 5 autonomous regions and 4 municipalities participated in the competition.
13. Firmly believe in returning home, even if Mount Tai collapses; Grasp the perseverance of waiting, even if you are hungry; Keep the same mentality, even if you have gone through hardships, you are fearless; Join the ranks of buying tickets and go home for the New Year with the same infatuation; I wish you a smooth ticket purchase and a happy reunion in your hometown!
14. Railways connect all over the world, but it is difficult to get a ticket. The system changes every year. Outside the railway station, there is still a sea of people. You have to stay up to get up early and stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who go home buy tickets to go home as soon as possible.
15. Later, bad news came from the General Affairs Department. I couldn't get a ticket, so I had to ask my colleagues to help me find the scalper and bought a ticket home at a high price. He said that if I had found him earlier, there might be a sleeper. I ....
16. How can I get a train ticket? Please ask the leaders of the railway corporation to explain! ! Spring Festival travel rush grabs every year, and it is difficult to buy tickets every year! Didn't the country overhaul the railway?
17. It doesn't take a minute and ten seconds, just one second, just one second, the train tickets are all gone, and the rhythm can't be grabbed at all!
18. Floating clouds: I'm not like you humans, waiting in line to buy tickets. I get on my horse and go anywhere I want. Taohuayuan: There is a free train at this station. Passengers who haven't bought tickets can get on here. The terminal is utopia.
19. Whenever I can't buy a train ticket to go home for the Spring Festival, I always ask myself two questions. Why did I go so far? Why should I come out and wave? At this time, dreams and ambitions are as far away from me as possible.
20. Happiness means that I am luckier than others. I squeezed into the website and booked a ticket to go home for the New Year. Although we are about to face the peak of Spring Festival travel rush, it is all worthwhile. The scenery of my hometown, I'm back, and I've been on the road!
Talking about the difficulty of grabbing tickets in Spring Festival travel rush this year
1.21.265438 The ticket dispute in the 20th century is about technology. Anything with100M bandwidth is a bluff. No matter how fast the technology is, the internet speed is useless.
I'm sitting up in shock when I'm dying. It's too uncomfortable, but I still can't buy a ticket to go home! It's too difficult!
Don't eat rice, drink less water, and buy a ticket to go home without delay. The line is long, people are shouting, and their hands and eyes are moving forward quickly. If you accidentally cut in line, your legs will be sore and your wife will scold you. I look forward to ending the ticket buying campaign as soon as possible, and it is much more fun to go home for reunion.
4. It's noon in the peak of Spring Festival travel rush, and the booking thief is very hard, but he is very tired with sweat and weak legs. I want to bite my teeth and go, but I'm afraid the thief will cut in line. It was really crazy to cry when the ticket arrived. I was crowded in a long queue. May I ask how tired you are? It seems that my feet are sweaty!
5. What if I am unhappy and can't buy a ticket to go home for the New Year? It's too difficult to buy tickets at Spring Festival travel rush peak!
6. Want to know how bin Laden hung up? I was angry because I couldn't get a train ticket. Do you want to know what Zafi thinks of God? I was squeezed to death in the queue to buy tickets. Do you want to know why Xifeng smiled at you? Because she has a train ticket in Spring Festival travel rush that you miss so much!
7. Before the cock crows, I go to the queue before dawn, standing tired, squinting, hungry, my limbs are crazy with cold, and I start to rush to sell tickets. When it squeezes its stomach, it throws an anchor and snores like an alarm clock. Farting on a ticket is also wonderful. It will be very effective for you if necessary. I hope you can use this clever trick to buy tickets.
8. How can I buy a train ticket? Please ask the leaders of the railway corporation to explain! ! Spring Festival travel rush grabs every year, and it is difficult to buy tickets every year! Didn't the country overhaul the railway?
9. Like Spring Festival travel rush, annual tickets are hard to buy every year.
10. I can't get a train ticket ... the ticket keeps going up ... it hurts. ...
1 1. Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart, don't fight to the end to buy train tickets, bravely attack the ticket booth, and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails. Buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory and go home for the New Year.
12. If it is difficult to buy a ticket, it is necessary to modify your face. With Bao Gong's black face, you will kneel in front of you. With Guan Gong's red face, you will be fascinated by the ticket. With Zhang Fei's thief eyes, you will stare at the ticket and run to your eyes. With Wukong's golden eyes, you will be in your hands, so that you will no longer be bored. May you go home early for the New Year!
13. Now I don't have to worry about Spring Festival travel rush's difficulty in grabbing tickets, because I can't go home at all.
14. "It is difficult to arrange tickets, book tickets, and have money to buy tickets. I've been worried about tickets since midnight, missing my relatives, missing my family and eager to go home. I hope that the ticket will arrive in your hands as soon as possible, and you will be happy for the New Year. "
15. I thought it was difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets before, but I didn't know until I experienced it. What a painful understanding!
16. Conan: There is only one real ticket.
17. but since the water is still flowing, although we use swords to cut it, it is more worry-free to buy tickets;
18. Spring Festival travel rush grabbed the ticket and queued up to buy tickets. I was too tired. I booked tickets online. No, scalpers bought tickets. It was too expensive. I booked tickets by phone. The line was busy. I wanted to grab the ticket. I couldn't help it. I wanted to grab the ticket. I was afraid of being caught. I wanted to kneel down. I was shy. Oh, my God, I want to give it away!
19. I'll give you a hot wheels, which ranks first in ticket purchase. Give you a pair of armor, and you won't be afraid to squeeze and hug again. I'll give you a good hand, and you'll be happy when you get the ticket. I wish you a happy queue and get your ticket back with joy!
20. Life is so cruel. When true love is around us, we know nothing. It's too late to regret that the west wind withered the green trees. As a good friend of mine said to me: life is really just a one-way ticket, and we can't buy a return ticket. No matter whether it's wrong or right, there is no way to make up for it, really not!
Describe the feeling that it is difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets.
1. The plug-in for grabbing tickets on ordinary browsers is really unreliable. There are more than 30 ticketing softwares and browsers, such as durian ticketing king, 360 ticketing king three generations, cheetah ticketing party, life booking, UC ticketing, Baidu, sogou, QQ ticketing, Lan Xin ticketing king, Wuyi ticketing, Shanbird ticketing, 12306 ticketing assistant and ticketing artifact.
2. But since the water is still flowing, it is even more embarrassing to buy tickets, even though we use swords.
3. Spring Festival travel rush craze has begun, and the game of grabbing tickets has appeared. Please relax and join the crowd who buy tickets to go home. You always have to wait in line. Tickets will be bought sooner or later, and your family will go back sooner or later. The new year is always waiting for you to spend happily. I wish you all a normal mind and a good performance of this passionate drama of Spring Festival travel rush grabbing tickets.
4. Practice a magical skill. We should not be so powerful from today to ancient times. We just need to close our eyes and come to the door, but the reality is always cruel. When our eyes are closed, there are still so many people waiting in line to buy tickets!
It is very important for Spring Festival travel rush to buy tickets early to avoid the rush hour. There are still many tickets on the booking page, and I am relieved. I struggled to log in for a long time, and the booking phone was always busy. How does it feel to go home during the Spring Festival after seeing the ticket plummet? There is nothing to say when we meet, only a thousand tears.
6. Spring Festival travel rush grabs the ticket. On the fourth day of failure, I don't know if I want to go home on New Year's Eve.
7. You can only spend money to find scalpers. There is no way.
8. If it is difficult to buy a ticket, it is necessary to modify your face. With Bao Gong's black face, you will kneel before you. With Guan Gong's red face, you will be fascinated by the ticket and come to your eyes with Zhang Fei's thief eyes. With Wukong's golden eyes, you will be discharged from the hospital and sent to your hands, so that you will no longer worry. I hope you go home early for the New Year!
9. Chinese New Year, men, women and children are laughing; Buying a ticket is crowded and anxious; Looking forward to reunion, it is more difficult for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets; The telephone is fixed and the service is busy; The network is fixed and the system is busy; Helpless, I had to wait hard.
10. I bought a member and a ticket-grabbing bag, but I still can't get the ticket. Have all the tickets issued for the first time been booked?
1 1. It is difficult to get tickets during Spring Festival travel rush. I'll teach you a trick to buy tickets: stay at the ticket window at night, bring a stool and cotton-padded clothes, prepare breakfast and box lunch, buy tickets as soon as the window opens, and buy tickets happily to see who has the best ticket. Wish you an early ticket.
12. I robbed the train ticket for three days and lost it on the verification code. Am I giving up and going home?
13. So you have to go home if you break your head, which reflects the value of scalpers.
14. I just want to go home for the New Year every day, but it's really hard for Spring Festival travel rush to grab tickets!
15. Without a ticket, it is difficult to move. Those who have tickets will eventually meet their families.
16. The river flows eastward and the stars in the sky flow northward. Go and buy a ticket. Buy it day by day, welcome to buy tickets. Do it when you have to, and you will be happy to buy a ticket.
17. Spring Festival travel rush grabs tickets: Look up at the sky. When there is a ticket, the sky doesn't answer, but the trafficker answers. Two scalper tickets and a pocket of money. Do you want to change them? Give or not? I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!
18. It's even more annoying not to buy a train ticket! Did the railway administration eat all the tickets?
19. Happiness is that I am luckier than others. I squeezed into the website and booked a ticket to go home for the New Year. Although I am about to face the peak of Spring Festival travel rush, it is worthwhile. The scenery of my hometown, I'm back, and I've been on the road!
20. It is difficult to get tickets during the rush hour in Spring Festival travel rush. I just glanced at 12306. Hehe, I'm already disheartened. If I can't go back for the New Year, do you want me to take the dog? Suddenly, it's nice to have a scalper friend.
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