Funny sentences describing losing money playing mahjong (17 sentences)

1, Tips for Playing Mahjong: Playing Mahjong has become everyone's favorite entertainment. I have summarized some tips for you. I wish you more wins!

2, playing cards always loses money, unhappy and unhappy, quit gambling.

A cup of milk tea promised to lose money at cards sent us away.

Fighting landlords is much more interesting than playing mahjong. Yesterday, a deck of cards won my mahjong money all night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

5. Not to mention losing money at cards, the mobile phone screen cracked for no reason, and there was no sei recently.

6. It's been really bad recently. Everything is not going well. I lost money at cards and twisted my hands. I was hit by something flying outside when I was sitting in the car. My business could have disappeared a little better. just ...

7. Recently, you can always see that if you say you are cheering for candidates from a certain province, you will always play cards at a card table. You must lose money. It is originally a competition with this province. What's the point of cheering?

8. Why all kinds of things go wrong, work is omitted, feelings are unhappy, and you have to lose money at cards, but your heart is not practical.

9. Mom and Dad lost money at cards. Then, I made a suggestion: "How much money you have lost in the future, just give me a copy of this money, so that there is always one person in our family who is happy."

10, the exam is boring. I lost money at cards and hurt a towel. Give it back? Sleeping broke my glasses. Oh, my God.

1 1, I found that things that have been away from you for a long time will slowly be put down, and they will not be as enthusiastic as before. For example, I haven't played mahjong for a long time

12, play mahjong and touch yourself! But let me touch my body, but also show the enchanting feeling! I want to say: teacher, hehehe, I can't do it!

13, listening to experts say that the stock market will definitely rise if you lose money at cards! Hmm!

14, even if I lose at cards, I don't even have a place to sleep, and I dare not walk home ~ it takes two hours to pick up the bride ... The baby is bitter.

15, sitting in the store drinking, listening to music and playing cards and losing money.

16, I played mahjong with my colleagues after dinner in the evening, and my wife called me and asked me what I was doing. Colleagues smiled and said, "You won't be beaten when you go back, will you?" I said, "That depends on whether I win money in the end." If she loses, she will definitely be beaten! "

17, how long will you lose money if you don't play cards? Today, Cary's money was inexplicably deducted, but fortunately, it was recovered by rational me.