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First, I always think about every relationship, but what it gives me back is just what I once had.

Second, don't always take out your mobile phone and pretend

Don't wait to talk about it.

First, I always think about every relationship, but what it gives me back is just what I once had.

Second, don't always take out your mobile phone and pretend

Don't wait to talk about it.

First, I always think about every relationship, but what it gives me back is just what I once had.

Second, don't always take out your mobile phone and pretend to look at the time. Nobody's looking for you.

Third, feelings will precipitate, how can you love someone fresh every day?

Fourth, do you know? The way you cry for him day and night is so ugly!

I choose to let go, not because of how important you are, but because I want to let go of myself, that's all.

6. I am unhappy, I feel uncomfortable, I try to keep it for myself, and I never expect anyone to feel sorry for me.

Seven, people who can resist all kinds of drugs have been scarred; People who can laugh at the situation are already riddled with holes; Everyone who strives for self-improvement has nowhere to go.

Eight, some people, forget it, people don't care about you, why do you wronged yourself. No matter how painful and sad you are, people will not see you and will not feel bad for you. Who are you sad to show?

Nine, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

Ten, probably a lot of love is like this. Everyone I loved later was just like you. Some are similar to your eyebrows and eyes, and some are similar to your personality and temper, but they are not you anymore.

He may be really busy, but you certainly don't matter.

Love is like tug of war. When you try to pull the other person to your side, you also see that the other person is trying not to get close to you. Forget it, I'll let you go.

Thirteen, every night when I want to sleep, I can't help but want to stay awake, wait for nothing, and I don't know what I am cooking.

14. I once naively thought that if I treated anyone sincerely, I would get true friendship and true love. Later, I met some people and experienced some things before I realized that everything was just what I thought.

Are you still there? I want to tell you that I don't want to wait for you any longer.

Sixteen, you won't go to a barber shop with a haircut, and you won't go to a fast food restaurant with a stomach. Why do you still love people who hurt you again and again?

Seventeen, probably, everyone who can't learn to break up will meet someone who can't be together. It's hard to let go, and it's too tiring to persist. Love without time is the most painful.

Eighteen, all the sadness and grievances will be turned into one sentence.

Nineteen, those cheap promises are forgotten after listening!

At the age of twenty, you have nothing but verbal love for me.

Twenty-one, from the beginning, if you move your heart wrong, you will have the wrong idea, mistakenly thinking that it is the joy of the best of both worlds, and the result is wishful thinking.

Twenty-two, I have loved you all my life, but I have not cherished you.

Twenty-three, don't cut others easily, because others are watching the fun, but they are hurting themselves.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me. Finally, we are really strangers.

Twenty-five, people who really like can't be friends, even if they watch too much, they still want to have them. I have never given up loving you, but I have changed from being strong to being silent.

Honey, I want to tell you

Husband:

Dear husband, at this time, I wonder where you and your friends eat and drink. You have no idea how bad my mood is at the moment. You haven't had dinner at home for a week in a row. Maybe it doesn't mean anything to you, and you won't mind, but I do. You go to work at eight o'clock in the morning, and it's just me and the baby at home, and you won't come back until evening. You know how much I miss you. I want you to talk to me, brag and play tricks with me when you get back. However, you have never come back early, just a person in front of the computer, either watching movies or chatting and playing games. I wanted to chat with you, but you threw cold water on me. It's not interesting at all. You have always been independent and self-reliant, but I am not. You know, I depend on you more and more. What should we do?

Remember the day when I took out the long skirt you bought me last year, and you asked me when I bought it. God knows how sad I am. Why don't you remember everything we were together? So, when we are old, how can we recall the past together?

Although I have known each other for three years, I have visited several times, adding up to ten times. And you seldom hold my hand to go shopping.

Although I don't say it, I am also a woman, and I hope my husband is very romantic. There is not even a family photo.

Before we got married, you promised me ivy, swings and spiral stairs. You didn't do anything. I sometimes think, why on earth should I marry you? I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't understand it. Finally, I came to the conclusion that you lied to me. If you cheat, cheat. I suffered such a big loss. You have to make up for something! But hey! I'm too lazy to talk about it.

I just want you to remember what you are saying now. When I am old, I can't walk. You must travel behind my back. If you really can't walk, take a wheelchair!

And finally, I warn you, don't mention your ex-girlfriend in front of me again, I'll be jealous.

Let me tell you another secret! Dear, you are my first love, and I really love you!

Your lovely wife

Dude, I want to tell you. ......

Hello, buddy. Do you find her so dependent on you? I don't think she can live without you. In fact, leaving you is really a very painful thing. But pain doesn't mean you can't live without it. Once she makes up her mind. Pack up sweet memories and broken hearts. Set foot on the road to leave you. She won't look back. Many years later. She may thank you for letting her down again and again. Let her leave you so decisively.

Hello, buddy. I want to tell you. Every girl has a sense of inferiority in her heart. Pretend to be dissatisfied with yourself. And all her dissatisfaction with herself comes from you. She wants to be the best herself in front of you. So please don't say how fat you are and how short you are. Turn that corner into a square. A really mature man. I will give my girl confidence and pride with love. Instead of this half-truths but the most hurtful ridicule.

Hello, buddy. Guess what? When a woman has a lover. The whole world has changed. Become more important than friends. Become coquettish. When I was sick, I stopped calling my mother and called you. So ... when she's unhappy. Both physically and mentally. Whether the discomfort is mild or severe. Please let her find you. Your smile and kiss. More useful than anything else.

Hello, buddy. You think? Girls are actually very sentimental. Love to tell you some love stories, small complaints and small blessings in words. Because they think so. Maybe you should read it when you are bored. Can feel even a little bit of happiness. In fact, they want you to write to yourself once in a while.

Hello, buddy. Do you know that?/You know what? Once a woman falls in love. No matter how independent the variety is, it will get used to dependence. So when something happens, she will call and text you. Do you know what this means? Alienate sisters. Give up your confidante. You are the only one left in her world.

Hello, buddy. Do you know what women fear most? You ignored her. This is the death of a woman. Because she became suspicious. Although she has convinced herself countless times. But she will be very insecure, afraid that you will not want her. So she will break up first, but your indifference will completely hurt her. But you gave her enthusiasm and tenderness. Has made her forget how to be independent.

Hello, buddy. Do you know what kind of mood she is waiting for your call or text message after quarreling with you? What she is waiting for is not your apology. Even listening to your breathing on the phone. Because she was afraid. That's it. Gradually. We will have nothing to say. Don't even bother to quarrel. So I'd better hang up.

Hello, buddy. Do you think her temper is getting worse? It's completely different from when we met. Because I care, I have many emotions. She is worried that you will not want her. She's afraid that you hate her. Therefore, I torture myself in the process of suffering every day. Every time she has a little mood and temper, she just hopes to get your comfort as she did at the beginning and tell her that you are still the man who loves her. Instead of ignoring her temper there.

Hello, buddy. Do you know that?/You know what? In fact, what she wants is not one sentence after another. I love you. Talk too much. Very cheap. I'm weak. What she wants is that you be careful once in a while. Let her know. In fact, you have been worried about her. I haven't forgotten.

Teacher, I want to tell you.

I collect and construct the most beautiful poems in my heart in the garden of vocabulary; I swam in the tide of rhyme and wrote the most beautiful music in my heart.

Ah! Dear teacher, I dedicate my confidence to you; I sing a warm hymn for you!

At this moment, your favorite students have thousands of words to say to you and thousands of songs to sing to you. Thank you for your meticulous care. Thank you for teaching me how to be a good student; Thank you for showing me around the ocean of knowledge, and for your trust and tolerance. thank you ...

I want to say, teacher, it is your tolerance, generosity and trust that promote the healthy growth of our class, and it is your unique educational concept that keeps our class among the best.

You treat everyone equally, whether it is a poor student or a good student. If you do a good thing to a student, you would rather believe it than believe it. It is better to believe something when you have done something bad than not to believe it. When a student does a good deed, you will encourage and support him to do it often, and tell him the truth that "don't do it with small kindness, don't do it with small evil".

When you hear that a student has done something that violates discipline, you will know the real situation to avoid misunderstanding, but if it is really him, you will talk to him alone, analyze the cause and harm of the mistake, and point out the methods and benefits of correction. Until he was convinced. Also tell him the truth of "don't use small kindness, don't use small evil"!

Teacher, you really have a unique educational concept! How generous of you!

Teacher, because you told us your lofty ideals, we studied hard. Under the influence of the teacher, we all set up lofty ideals!

Teacher, you once told us that your dream is to establish English education institutions all over China. Today, you are still fighting for your dream. You are still young, only in your twenties. I believe you will succeed!

Your dreams also encouraged us, and we also fought for our ideals. At a class meeting, you told students to speak out their dreams boldly: some students want to be generals, some students want to be mayors, some students want to be the richest man in the world, and some students want to be astronauts ... Finally, you encouraged and supported us and said, "Let's work hard for our dreams! Nothing is difficult in the world, I am afraid that there is a will. "

"Once a teacher, always a father!" Teacher, I will always remember your teachings in my life. I am full of infinite gratitude and admiration for you in my life. Teacher! I sincerely wish your dream come true, full of peaches and plums!