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What are the bragging sentences?

It is bragging to say that a person owns a cow with a hair on its head; There are cows showing cows, and they are calm and carefree; There are nine cows pulling one out for a walk, which is to show off; It is called low-key to have nine cows show a hair; There is a cattle farm that pretends to have never seen cow hair, because it is too smart. Bragging makes people sympathize, calmness makes people close, showing off makes people disgusted, keeping a low profile makes people convinced, and being smart makes people distance.

A woman died, a man killed hundreds of guards and finally took her away with an American movie; After a while, it was English movies that made her struggle to become a vampire; Suddenly a group of people appeared, singing and dancing in Indian movies; A Tianshan snow lotus poured on her is another Hong Kong movie that comes back to life. It's a Japanese movie in which a wretched man climbs on top of her to do piston movement. It's China's movie, and an organization regards her as a member of the organization.

There is an old man pushing a trolley to sell China steamed buns at the school gate. Business is good and there are many people around. One day, when it was selling well, I suddenly saw two chengguan coming, which scared the old man to pedal and run. The urban management is chasing after, and the witty old man will successfully get rid of the urban management. Behind him came a loud roar: "Grandpa, stop running! We are here to buy Chinese hamburger! "