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NetEase Cloud Music Reviews, everything you want is available

Finally I don’t have to stare at my phone all day long.

Finally I don’t have to wipe my hands in the shower to reply to her messages.

Finally I don’t have to chat until three or four in the morning. ,

I can finally sleep well,

The most important thing is that I lost someone who can make me heartbroken,

But it doesn’t matter, I don’t Mind being lonely,

Loneliness is more comfortable than liking you,

Only when you give up can you realize that "it's just right that you are gone,"

Otherwise, I will always worry that you will leave. ’’

I wish you a smooth life, and I wish you no sorrow or joy in the rest of your life.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Let's break up"

"Be open, dedicated, and don't talk about sex.

This is the basic of loving someone. Do you understand what is basic?

This is what you deserve, not what you pay for. ”

——NetEase Cloud Music “Joke”

Graduated from college last year. , had dinner in the dormitory at night,

and drank a lot of wine,

then fell asleep in a daze,

woke up at noon,

The cell phone on the bedside kept ringing.

When I got through, it was the good brother in the bunk below me.

I was crying and cursing, "I'm already on the train." , I will never see you again''

In an instant, tears fell like rain,

For the first time in my life, I understood that sentence,

On the day of graduation, Some people actually meet for the last time in their lives.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Ideal Thirty"

Look, people like me,

are like wandering in the world and finally finding what they want. The hotel left behind,

Unfortunately, the only room in that hotel was already occupied.

I didn’t lose, I just came late.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Don't Look Back"

I lost someone who didn't love me,

She lost someone who was willing to do everything for her

It was obviously her loss, it was obviously her fault,

Why was I sad?

——NetEase Cloud Music "Can't Let Myself Go"

My dad asked me today: Is life tiring?

I said: OK.

My dad suddenly said: You are not as lively as you were when you were a child.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Human City"

Children who grow up in a loving family,

have the kind of strong self-confidence and A sense of security is something I can never imitate in my life.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Older"

People often misunderstand themselves like this,

thinking that they are nostalgic,

I think I have a long-lasting love, but in fact it’s just that you are not having a good life now.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Old Street"

I am very satisfied in this life,

I know your name and have heard your voice,

I have held your hand and kissed your lips.

I have felt your arms and had your tenderness.

As for the future, Sanli Qingfeng Three miles of road,

The breeze comes every step of the way, without you anymore.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Monica"

How about you delete me, one *** eight words,

one* **50 strokes, normal input speed,

Jiugongge speed is 5 seconds, 26 keys takes seven seconds,

The input to sending process only takes 10 seconds,

But you have wasted all the time in your life,

You never know,

I think how difficult your night is.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Passenger"

Do you know what I am most worried about?

When we quarrel and have conflicts,

others take advantage of the situation and come in,

to comfort you and make you happy,

and you Just thought,

I met someone who loves you more than me.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Four Yuan and Five"

Sometimes if I send a message to a very important person,

he never replies to me, I will After deleting that dialog box,

I always felt that when I saw that dialog box,

I felt like I was seeing my own humiliation and flattery.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Alienation"

"It's not that I don't contact you, but that you make me feel like I'm disturbing you."

——NetEase Cloud Music "Transparent"

Grandma has Alzheimer's disease

She sits on the bed every day

Looking at the photo of her late grandpa on the bedside

One day she suddenly asked me

Who is this?

Can I marry him?

——NetEase Cloud Music "Big Fish"

A girl will eventually choose to marry someone who is willing to accompany her. And boys will make up for the debt they owe to their ex on another woman. The order of appearance in life is very important. The person who gets drunk with you is destined not to accompany you home.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Another Paradise"

"Do you like it?"

"You are greedy for his body!!!" ”

You...

“Like me”

——NetEase Cloud Music “FADED”

When I was in elementary school, I wanted to be with Sitting at the same table as the person I like;

When I was in junior high school, I wanted to be in the same class as the person I liked;

In high school, I wanted to be in the same school as the person I liked;

When working , I want to be in the same city with the person I like;

When I am old, I want to be in the same world as the person I like.

——NetEase Cloud Music "That Girl Said to Me"

Born as a human being

You must be kind

Like closing the door gently

Say thank you to the waiter

Don’t comment on other people’s things

Be sure to return the things you borrow

Just like I said to you Okay

You have to know that I am willing

not that I should

- NetEase Cloud Music "Born to Be Human"

Many years After a class reunion

After a few drinks, I said to the girl I had a crush on back then

Do you know why I always asked you after every get out of class?

Is there a problem?

Everyone burst into laughter, waiting to see her blush

She gave me a flat look, pursed her lips and said

What do you want? Have you ever?

Why do I always sit in my seat and don’t go out to play?

If we were not so stubborn at the time

We wouldn’t have so many regrets now

——NetEase Cloud Music "Southern Girl"

Psychologically speaking: a good impression of a person can last up to four months. If it exceeds that, it is love.

——NetEase Cloud Music "The Scenery About You in This Life"

"The so-called perfection

means that the volume of the headphones just covers the outside noise

You just happen to wake up naturally when the alarm clock rings

The person you love happens to love you too"

- NetEase Cloud Music "Hawthorn Tree Love"

People like me

Looking for the future direction under the moonlight

The punishment suffered

It is to see the dawn before everyone else

——NetEase Cloud Music "People Like Me"

The person who later ended up on your blacklist was also the person who lit up your whole world while walking on the seven-colored clouds.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Walking with You"

"I hope I am the person your heart is attracted to rather than someone you think is good after weighing the pros and cons"

The gods gave the light and wind to the moon, the cherry blossoms to the spring, the night to the stars, the heartbeat to the blush, and you to me.

——NetEase Cloud Music "The Unknown"

At the concert, Stefanie Sun sang "I miss you", and the girl next to her dialed the phone and held it up for her to listen to the chorus. During the chorus, she yelled into the phone. Who knows how reluctant I am to give up? I didn't see it until she finished shouting. The phone has been hung up. During the second half of the song, the girl kept lowering her head and crying, saying that you should have been sitting next to me, and the seat next to her remained empty until the end. "The relationship that has ended may really only be missed by you." ”

——NetEase Cloud Music "What I Miss"

Be a better version of yourself, and you will meet the best you

——NetEase Cloud Music "Things"

I don't understand

Why do some people

obviously feel moved? Even if they have a chance

they still pretend to be cool. Passing by

——NetEase Cloud Music "With You"

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts."

" Do you understand now?”

“I understand!”

“Will you do it again?”

——NetEase Cloud Music "Big Dream"

"The moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is your sweetheart."

I don't know you yet, but I still know you. I already like you so much.

——NetEase Cloud Music "How Much I Like You"

Sometimes we like a song not because of how nice the singing is, but because the lyrics are written like ourselves.

Music? It enters your ears when you are happy and enters your heart when you are sad.

When you are happy, you listen to the melody. When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics. Loving a song is often because of a certain lyric, but what is truly moving is not the lyrics, but the stories behind the song in your life.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Written to Huang Huai"

I also have my own arrogance, and I only tolerate this arrogance because the other party is you

—— NetEase Cloud Music "Arrogance"?

When the flowers bloom, I will paint them.

When the flowers fade, I will paint myself.

When you come, of course I will draw you.

When you leave, I will draw memories.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Painting"

When listening to a song, the melody is always the first feeling, then the lyrics, and then the details.

It's like reading a novel. At first you are only interested in the plot, then slowly you start to think about the characters in the novel, and finally you discover the connotation of the novel.

——NetEase Cloud Music "The Thief of Time"

Although he is not outstanding in appearance, he is not ugly either

Although his legs are not long, he is not too fat either.

There are still people in this world who can be ordinary with you

What are you afraid of

——NetEase Cloud Music "Ordinary Girl"

Qian Don't get back together with your ex just because you can't forget the memories. You will only repeat the same mistakes. You have to learn to abandon the past and move forward alone.

——NetEase Cloud Music "Goodbye Sadness"

When I was at home, I always felt that my mother went to the vegetable market for free, and there would be meat, vegetables and fruits every day. When I grew up and left home, I learned about the price of firewood, rice, oil, and salt.

——NetEase Cloud Music "The Best"

"To become gentle and strong, even if you are suddenly alone one day, you can live peacefully without collapse. "

——NetEase Cloud Music "Alone"

"Later I discovered that the world is actually really big. If I didn't deliberately meet, I really haven't seen it.

——NetEase Cloud Music "So Far"?

Do you think two people can really be together forever?

Life is unpredictable and the world is full of vicissitudes. I can still try my best for five years, but speaking of eternity... it always feels a bit forced.

If... I have to force it

Then you should be nicer to her, and then be nicer, like this. Maybe if you are not careful, it will be forever.

- NetEase Cloud Music "Slowly Falling in Love with You"? I think everyone will grow up with a specific person, and when you make up your mind to leave. When he is young, the weak part of the body will die

——NetEase Cloud Music "Weakness"

"The original feelings of adults

Whether it’s not asking or not explaining

It’s tacit understanding or it’s sudden separation

It’s natural fading, it’s a cold tacit understanding”

——NetEase Cloud Music "Circle"