Ask someone to write a composition by writing two things.

My sister was a genius when she was a child and a talent when she grew up. I Gaga admire her! I have lived with her under the same roof for more than 20 years, but I have to admit that the gap between us is so big! I also have to doubt the truth of what she said to me in a very secret way when I was a child. She said, "Do you know that you were carried out of the toilet by our mother!" " "

I am five and a half years younger than my sister. Let's round it to six years old. I came to this world with my grandmother's grandson index. People say that we were not born of the same mother. My sister was naughty when I was a child, but I was very quiet and gentle, always snuggling up to the nanny like a tail. It is said that the nanny is a little too rich, which is not in line with the economic strength of our family 20 years ago. In fact, it is because we are not grandchildren (how awkward) that grandparents don't want to see us and have to find someone to take care of us. My sister and I were sent out when my mother went to work after maternity leave. Poor us as babies. In this way, I grew up like a dog! However, the nanny and aunt are very good, and our two families have lived in harmony for decades. In the six years before I was born, my sister spent all her time at my nanny's aunt's house. It often takes my mother half an hour to find her when she picks her up from work, which is often the case. Either just climbed down from the roof or just climbed out of the puddle.

In a blink of an eye, I came to this miserable world. According to reliable sources, my 6-year-old sister ate six white-flour steamed buns in one breath that day (it is impossible to verify the size of the steamed buns). After eating six steamed buns, my sister trotted to the nanny's aunt's house with a bulging stomach, touched her stomach and proudly announced, "My mother gave birth to a little sister for me. Can be beautiful, the head is like a big sweet potato! "

Two months later, I took her class to the nanny's aunt's house, and she was laid off and went home. Mother brought Sister Lin from my second uncle's house for company. This is so funny. These two 6-year-old girls saw that my mother's front foot had just left, and her back foot began to open at home! At that time, everyone's monthly supply of white flour was limited, so the two of them went to a good place, poured all the white flour that the family had eaten for a month into a basin, mixed it with water, and then began to roll so-called cakes. When I was rolling, I suddenly heard the voice of my mother coming home from work. In desperation, I hid all the cakes in the water tank. As soon as my mother saw them standing there blindfolded and waiting for a while, she understood everything. But I have to cook for the old sow at noon, so I don't have time to give these two tit-for-tat ideological and political lessons! So my mother let them stand in the yard with an empty basin on their heads and bask in the sun. But they are not only unrepentant, but also smirking. My mother put several big potatoes in their top pots respectively, and they were finally honest.

One day, as soon as my mother came home from work, she saw aunt Cao, a neighbor, looking around in a panic and stopped my mother, just like a spy. Aunt Cao dragged my mother into the corner and reported such a thing in a low voice: "I was taking a nap at home in the afternoon and was suddenly awakened by a loud noise. My first reaction was an earthquake, so I jumped up and ran outside. I found it was your Xiaoming when I went out, but I didn't see it clearly. This scared me, my heart jumped! Guess what, Xiaoming is running barefoot on the roof! Oh, the tiles on the house rattled, and broken tiles fell from where I ran ... "Finally, I didn't forget to say," Don't say I told you, or Xiaoming will come to get even with me. " Say that finish quickly squeezed through the door and slammed the door. It seems that my 6-year-old sister is going to get back at her soon. I don't have the heart to ask the next details, so I guess there will always be a beating.

What's more talented is that beans are planted in our yard, and tomatoes are planted in our neighbor's yard besides beans. She was jealous of other people's red tomatoes, so she sneaked over and picked one. When I came back, I tied the tomatoes to our own bean stand with a rope like a wounded man. After mom got off work, my sister happily pulled her to the bean stand and pointed to her masterpiece and proudly said to my mom, "Mom, look, our beans also received tomatoes!" " "

I heard that my sister was the lead singer of the whole school choir in primary school and also the "story king". I also heard that she has a good eloquence and a high level of speech. You can be affectionate and tearful. But I heard all this, and as long as I can remember, all her talents suddenly disappeared. It's a pity that there is no chance to learn and have a quick look!

In fact, my sister has a good heart and belongs to a typical knife mouth and tofu heart. Her greatest weakness is her bad temper, not just her bad temper. When a person is immersed in a fire, she can "spontaneously ignite" at any time without using a convex lens to concentrate light. I have been afraid of one person since I was a child, that is, my sister! She is very kind to me. She can save delicious food from her mouth and bring it to me when she comes home from work. But when I was a child, I really suffered a lot. What I remember most is what happened during the winter vacation: every noon, my mother let us take a nap, but as soon as my mother went out to work, my sister immediately pulled me up. Then take out a piece of plastic cloth with flowers from the depths of the cabinet. She saved money to buy it herself, to decorate our iron bed! She asked me to help see how to lay the most beautiful one. So let me hold my left hand for a while, let me hold my right hand for a while, and I will be angry within 5 minutes, and then I will endure the pain of flesh and blood. Usually hit me on the head with a water scoop! I struggled with that flower plastic sheet all winter vacation, but I never satisfied my sister. During that time, I gnashed my teeth at the plastic sheets. Later, I was allergic to plastic sheets, and the symptom was crazy sneezing.