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My sister took a shower, and I rushed in to do his report.

(1) Find the name of the novel. The story goes like this: the woman and the man's sister are classmates and good friends, and the woman is invited to her birthday party at home.

I'm telling you a story.

(2) The story of my sister and I was written by middle school students.

My hometown is in Binyang, where there is a famous festival, Fireworks Dragon Boat Festival, where there are Baihua Mountain, Paradise Mountain, Baiheguan and so on.

This time we went to a place where strawberries were grown. From a distance, strawberries are like rubies on a piece of green brocade, and the colors are so matched. So, we asked for a bag and quickly got in. Seeing red strawberries made my mouth water. Its stems are too thin to support strawberries, so strawberries always lie on the ground, the side irradiated by the sun is red and purple, and the side stuck to the ground is all red. A piece of strawberry fields, let me pick it as I like. The structure of strawberry fields is line by line. When I walked in, I smelled the fragrance of the earth. From above, I saw pieces of oval leaves densely covered, and I crouched down to look at the strawberries hanging on the branches.

I thought to myself: wow, it's so big, green grass and red strawberries, which is a good match! When picking strawberries, you should pick red and big strawberries. Don't pick strawberries that are immature or look strange. Pick them with strawberry stalks. When I first started picking strawberries, I said to my sister, "Look who picked more." My sister said happily, "Good!" I bent down, parted the leaves and searched carefully for strawberries. When you see something satisfactory, gently take it off and put it in your bag. I picked them one by one, and my sister picked them one by one. At that time, I chose 72 and my sister chose 54. I saw my sister's mouth was red, so I thought she must have eaten it secretly. Then we reluctantly left.

I miss picking strawberries with my sister. I haven't come back to pick strawberries for a long time. Picking strawberries let me know that labor not only brings happiness, but also gains.

I want to ask a story I have heard, but I don't know the name.

The question is simply wonderful! Who will know the name without telling a story?

(4) Ask for the name of a Japanese cartoon, which tells the story of a high school boy who works in a bathing place run by three sisters and is in love with his little sister.

Works: Love Flower Hot Springs

Author: Kavaz Kenjiro

Probably the content (pure hand tour) is a bit different. The male hosts Akiyama and Yuyi appeared when they were 19 years old. Originally, I was going to go to the hot spring with my girlfriend, but the man was dumped by his girlfriend, and only one person went, and then fell in love with the second child at first sight, and then worked in the hot spring hotel.

The third child is called a male elder brother, which I kind of like.

The man is very popular, but he is insensitive, and the second child is also insensitive to his feelings.

Thank you for your adoption.

If not, please ask questions. There are very few qualified works.

5. Sister's growth story, 400 words.

My sister is an eight-year-old girl, a little shy, a little bad and a little cute. Her black hair, white teeth and big eyes are so cute.

Today, our family will go for an outing. My sister and I are very happy, especially my sister, who is running around the house happily. I grabbed him and said, "Get her ready." She went to the house happily, put on a beautiful suit and a pink hat. It's beautiful. We were sitting in the car, and my sister kept moving. I warned him, "If you move again, I will leave you here and won't let you go home." Hearing these words, she immediately sat there like a fool.

When I arrived at that place, my sister was very happy. She told me that we should go fishing. Ok, I replied, we came to the river and set off alone with bait and fishing rod. Soon my fishing rod began to move, and I suddenly mentioned that a big fish was hooked. I told my sister not to fish like a kitten. Hearing these words, she immediately sat down and started fishing. Finally caught 10, and my sister caught 6. I told her you still couldn't. At last we went home happily.

This is my sister, my lovely sister.

My growth story is about 30 words, in the fourth grade.

This summer vacation, I went to my grandmother's hometown. In grandma's eyes, I'm just a "little guy" who can't do anything, and will only cause her trouble. However, I am nine years old, and I think: I will take this opportunity to change my grandmother's view of me with practical actions!

On summer nights, we take a bath every day. Grandma bathed my uncle's sister as usual. I watched it several times and thought I could do it, so I said to my grandmother, "Grandma, let me help my sister bathe in the future!" " The noisy sister clapped her hands and applauded: "My brother helped me take a bath, and my brother helped me take a bath."

I learned what my grandmother used to do-I adjusted the water temperature and tried it with my hands. Put your sister in the basin. It's time to help her bathe. I wet her head and body first. Dropped a little shampoo on her head and wiped it with her hand. Wow, what a rich bubble It looks so cute, as if I brought a white hat to my sister! I asked my sister to lower her head and wash her head with water. Unexpectedly, my sister cried: "I can't see my eyes, I can't see my eyes." Grandma heard the sound and rushed over. Rinse your sister with clean water quickly, and then dry it with a dry towel. And told us to close our eyes when washing.

So I often help my sister bathe this summer vacation. Grandma finally stopped treating me like a "little guy" Through this, I can not only take care of myself, but also help my grandmother's family to do something that I can. When I got home, my parents praised me for growing up.

Once, my 12-year-old sister asked me to tell her a story to put her to sleep. After returning to the room, why did her girlfriend pout in my arms with a full face of grievances?

I think I'm jealous. Girls in love are more possessive! If she is just a little happy, you should be happy, which shows that she loves you very much. You should coax her with your heart, at least more than her sister. Serious love is better than speculation. Enjoy your love and wish you happiness!

When junior high school students write a story about my sister and me in 600 words.

With the rapid development of society today, what makes ordinary life extraordinary, what makes ordinary people extraordinary, and what makes people develop good habits? It is civilization! In this beautiful world, the flowers of civilization are blooming everywhere, so how can contemporary middle school students become a civilized and good teenager?

In daily life, we often see some uncivilized phenomena: some middle school students ignore the old people standing on the bus; When some middle school students speak loudly, they pop out one or two dirty words from time to time; There are also some middle school students who beat and scold each other just because of some trivial things. These uncivilized behaviors have seriously affected the image of the school and the normal social order. Some students may say: this is a trivial matter, but you know what? "don't do it with small evils, don't do it with small goodness." Only by starting from the dribs and drabs of life can we develop good living habits and become a civilized and good teenager.

A civilized and good teenager should respect the old and love the young at home, honor his parents and love labor; At school, we should unite and be friendly, help each other and be thrifty; In public places, we should take good care of public property, pay attention to hygiene, protect the environment and observe order. Love the motherland, be polite, be honest and trustworthy, and abide by the law in society. Strive to be a "little master" with open mind, mental health, diligence and self-improvement and courage to innovate. Only in this way can we exercise ourselves all the time and give full play to our specialties, and then we can become a civilized and good teenager.

Civilization is like a gust of wind, gently blowing away those bad behavior habits; Civilization is more like a wall, blocking the mouth of swearing and fighting; Civilization is still a trash can, and all bad habits that endanger health and pollute the environment are swept away. Yes, civilization is an angel. Wherever she flies, she spreads happiness, happiness and peace.

Students, "just classmates, teenagers are in their prime", let's work together, starting from childhood, starting from me, starting from now, bid farewell to bad habits, strive to be "civilized and good teenagers", keep all diseases away from us, let us have a more civilized, hygienic and healthy life, and make our home a better place.

Some interesting things about Su Shi and his sister.

1 Su Dongpo and his sister often joke in the form of talking about poetry, which is interesting and funny. Su Xiaomei has a high forehead and Su Dongpo has a long chin. One day, Su Dongpo teased his sister with a few words: "Before going out, I'll go to the painting hall first."

The little sister did not show weakness, so she opened her mouth and said two words: "Last year, a little tears of love flowed to her cheeks." It is interesting that both brothers and sisters satirize each other's physical characteristics in exaggerated ways.

One day, Su Dongpo's friend Huang Tingjian visited and just sat down. Little sister said, "You're just in time. I have two unfinished poems. Please help me modify it. " Huang Tingjian said at once, "No, I dare not. How dare you say that you want to revise your poem in front of Su Dongpo! "

Su Dongpo said modestly, "You're welcome, brother. My sister trusts you so much, of course I ask your advice. " Huang Tingjian is no ordinary person. He is the founder of Jiangxi School. His poems are very famous, but he is still very open-minded: "Then I will try."

The younger sister said, "I have two poems, and I want to add two words. I don't know which word to add at the moment." You help me think it over. "

"Tell me!" They both urged at the same time.

"The breeze _ _ thin willow, Danyue _ _ plum blossom. What words are better in these two places? "

Su Dongpo pondered for a moment and said, "The breeze shakes the willows, and the bright moon reflects the plum blossoms. Just add' shake' and' reflect'! "

Huang Tingjian also thinks that Su Dongpo's opinion is correct: "In my opinion,' shaking' and' reflecting' are both good." Su Xiaomei shook his head.

Su Dongpo thought about it again and said, "Then add' dancing' and' hiding', and it becomes' dancing the willow in the light wind and hiding the plum blossoms in the light moon'."

Huang Tingjian went on to say: "These two words are good, both dynamic and static."

Xiaomei shook her head again and said with a smile, "I added the words' help' and' loss', which means' the breeze helps the willows and the moonlight loses the plum blossoms'. How about it? "

Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian applauded after hearing this: "This' help' and' loss' has brought the breeze, the slender willow, the pale moon and the plum blossom back to life. How nice!"

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