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Say that you are a circle of friends of road idiots.

The embarrassing thing is that I didn't understand Chongqing dialect when I asked for directions, and then I half-understood and half-guessed the wrong way. Then I can't read the map, and I can't read Trump. I am a road idiot.

Say that you are a circle of friends of road idiots.

First, the first seven days, it is said that the first seven days are the days of going home. Do you remember the way home? I'm sure you will remember. You are not a road idiot like me. I hope you have a pleasant trip. We will still be friends in the next life. I hope you can sleep tonight.

Second, I am a road idiot, one of my best friends. Look at the picture, although she sometimes likes to call me a fool.

Third, it's good to have a friend who is in charge of finding good food and fun! I am a road idiot+choice phobia patient. I only eat.

Every time I want to go, my father will study the route for me the day before, and how to get there, lest I get lost. I am a road idiot, but I am not a fool.

I have been living in a world that cares about everything every day. What is the important thing in my mind? I am a road idiot.

6. Why do people always ask me the way? Obviously, the road is full of people. Do you think I look like a map or a gps? But I'm a road idiot. What do you mean, asking questions is asking questions blindly?

Seven, I walked from dengshikou to Wangfujing, Wangfujing to Dongsi, Dongsi came back and walked to dengshikou. Finally, I inexplicably went to Xidan and got on the subway. I twisted my foot and proved that the earth is round, Beijing is square, I am a road idiot and the subway is convenient.

Eight, what the hell is a girlfriend in the way? All I know is that I am a road idiot, and I can't tell right from left on the first floor.

I'm a road idiot and I can't find my way home, but I found a supermarket and walked around the whole community several times. It's too hot. I'm dead.

Ten, the days are still leisurely. After you left, I was still waiting for you. I still firmly believe that we will be together or miss you every day. I miss you and call me stupid. I miss the places I have been together and the things we have done together.

1 1. I also want to go out for a hard day, play various games during the day and enjoy the night view at night. Unfortunately, I am a road idiot.

Twelve, I am a road idiot, I can't read maps, so I used to rely on one person to go everywhere. Now I find myself really dizzy and terrible.

Don't ask me the way again. I am also a road idiot. I didn't mean to point in the opposite direction. I am very kind.

14. I just want to say that I am a road idiot and need to ask for a pick-up. I walked for an hour after ten minutes and didn't arrive. I didn't arrive, didn't arrive, and I can't complain about myself.

Until I met you, you dragged me into the forest You said you would protect me from the chaos in the forest, and I am a road idiot. You would guide me, and I was dragged into the bathtub. I stood helpless in the bathtub and didn't dare to move. ~ I wish you could help me get ashore ~

16. I especially want to put a sign on my head: I am a road idiot and can't speak Korean. Don't ask me for directions. English is not good either! ! !

17. There is always a feeling that people want to talk about love. This time watching the sweet interaction between koala couples reminds me of my first love. We have known each other for a long time, but we didn't show our heart. That day, we made an appointment to go out for a walk together. I'm a road idiot. I can't tell things apart when I go out. He taught me how to remember the road and remember the past all the way. When I came back, he said let's make a bet and let me take him back. If I go the wrong way, I have to agree to his request. It happened that we came to a bridge with lights on it, and the atmosphere was a little romantic. He said you lost, let me hold your hand. I was a little surprised and my heart beat faster. Before I knew it, he had taken my hand and left, so I followed him quietly. Passing KFC on the way, he told me to wait. When he came out, he came to me with my favorite French fries and coke and smiled. We found a place to sit, just the two of us sitting face to face. The atmosphere suddenly felt a little awkward and tacit. Yu Guang felt that he was staring at me all the time, and I dared not look at him. I only drank coke in my hand. I think there are thousands of deer running around in Qian Qian. Then he said, I like you for a long time. Be my girlfriend! I didn't reply to him much after listening, um. It was the first meal of our formal relationship. Although it is not a delicious food, it is my favorite French fries and the best French fries I have ever eaten.

I love my best friend. Although I am a road idiot, I feel very happy to have such an old mother. What I want to say is that my best friend is too white and thin, which is disgusting.

Nineteen, really can't blame me for being a road idiot ... After all, my mind is full of knowledge ... OK? ........

Twenty, I am a road idiot and can't find the elevator upstairs!

Twenty-one, send Jiang to the bank to send materials to me: I don't know the way back from there. I'm driving. You open my mobile navigation. He: I told you to turn right ahead, turn left at the next intersection and go straight. You went to yingtan. Me: I am a road idiot. I: You are not a road idiot. You don't need navigation. Listen to me. Open the navigation. He: Listen to me!

22. Are there any girls in Dongcheng District of Beijing? I am a road idiot. Well, I'm afraid I won't find them then.

Twenty-three, he knew I was a road idiot, and he carefully checked the route so that I didn't have any worries. This is actually the happiness I want! Good morning!

24. We dated for the first time that day. I'm a highway idiot. You found me in the park. Even if I was bitten by a mosquito, I was happy. Because you are by my side, I am so excited for the first time. It feels good to have a boy send me back to school for the first time.

25. I met a speechless colleague who went to my house for the night and asked me to pick her up at the company. I really want to say, if you don't come down, quit me. I am a road idiot. The gym is next to the company. You asked me to pick you up at the company. What's the matter with you?

I have to admit that I am a road idiot at night and can walk for half an hour in five minutes.

Today, in order to catch the early train, my mother used her cleverness, but it didn't work much. It will arrive soon. In fact, my mother is much better than me in finding the way. I am a road idiot, but she insists on the principle of being bold and cautious, and will soon be able to dig a new Roman avenue. Therefore, although so many years have passed and great changes have taken place in urban traffic, my mother still goes to work on time every day, which is both ordinary and extraordinary. At this time, my impatient mother became so attractive in my eyes, and I suddenly found that my mother was very smart. I think this is my genetic origin.

28. I am a road idiot. I can't find you. Can you come to my future boyfriend?

29. I am a road idiot. I soon found my way. I have heatstroke. I will stay here for a week.

Thirty, don't be ridiculous. Next time, I will ride a bike in front of my house. I rode so far today that I almost left it outside and couldn't go home. Stop messing around! I want to keep telling myself that I am a road idiot, so forget it.

I am a road idiot. Don't remember the way, don't know the way, don't know the direction. Don't let me take the bus alone.

32. I am a road idiot. Today, I met an Indian who came from afar and saw me coming straight to me. I know I have to ask for directions again.

Thirty-three, I was a road idiot, so I got lost in a trance and never came back. .

34. I used to be a super road idiot. I stayed for a long time and went to the east, west, north and south many times, but I never recognized them. But I don't know when it started. Now every time I go to a place, I will imagine this area in my mind as what it looks like in the map app, and then accurately identify the direction of the real world according to up, down, south, left, west, right and east. In short, I suspect that I was kidnapped by aliens, implanted with a patch chip, and repaired the road worm.

35. I am a road idiot who knows the direction by my senses, but I can't be familiar with every brick and tile here, even if I have been here countless times.

36. I really find that I look like asking for directions. In fact, I am a road idiot.

37. I am a road idiot. I can't tell the difference between East and West, but I remember all those roads. I know which restaurant is delicious and which restaurant is only suitable for taking pictures. The wind is July wind, which makes my face sticky. Not as romantic as May, but I don't want to say forever.

Thirty-eight, blind yourself several times. I am a road idiot. What can I do ... I just hope that no one else will become a vampire.

I went to Wanda several times, but I still couldn't find my way. I really want to smash my head open and put GpS in it. I really hate being a road idiot, and I am very angry with myself.

Forty, it's really my real mother. The manager's mother knows that I am a road idiot. Obviously, she can't take a shit from me anymore.

Forty-one, I want to go out for a walk alone. But my body is still in the cage and I can't get out. I remember once a man took my hand and promised me that if I wanted to go out in the future, he would accompany me. I am a road idiot, so he is my navigator, but now he is someone else's navigator.

Although I am a road idiot, I often go to the toilet, so I have developed the ability to find the toilet by eyesight and intuition when I go out.

Forty-three, I said I was a serious road idiot. My friends said the buildings here were too messy, but I was the kind of person who could only tell right from left in the middle of the main road. Does this have anything to do with architecture?

Forty-four, moving is the past, just as I once said that I am a road idiot and can't find my way. He said I would find you.

Forty-five, travel is when you plan everything and then drag me across strange and amazing streets. I am a road idiot, and you are a map. Where you are, there is always a bad heart but more peace of mind.

Forty-six, I am a typical road idiot, I can't read maps, and navigation has never taken me to places. I ate all my meals for nothing, so I don't have to eat dinner. Save money!

47. Following the last time I was asked for directions by foreigners and asked by Indians to look at the computer, today I set a new record. I was asked by two China people about the closing time and asked to see my bag. It seems that I have been asked by strangers since I was a child. In fact, I am a road idiot and was asked to take pictures.

Forty-eight, why am I a road idiot? Why can't I take the subway and bus? Lee, wait for me. Sooner or later, I will remember the way, and I can go out to play by myself. Wait for me, huh.

Forty-nine minutes to the bus stop, forgive me for being a road idiot, but I'm not stupid.

Fifty, all my friends know that I am a road idiot, but from now on I won't. After that, I will know how to get to every place we go. No matter where I go, I will remember how to go home.

5 1. I am a complete road idiot. Even after living in your own city for so long, it is impossible to go to a new place without a navigation map, so going to a new city should be similar.

Fifty-two, most of the fun people went to pick them up and ran to the wrong station. When the language is unreasonable, ask the other person to pass the phone to the passerby next to him. When I was talking, I found that I was lucky enough to get on the taxi driver, and then I let that person go to the hotel by the way, but I had to pay for it myself. Don't ask me to pick it up after that, go alone! Who let me be a road idiot?

If you lose me, I won't go back. After all, I am a road idiot. I will move on and meet more people. As for the future, it has nothing to do with you.

54. I found that I am a selective road idiot. As long as someone takes it with you, you can't remember a place for ten times, but if you find your own way once, you will definitely be right next time. Maybe this brain is seizing any opportunity to be lazy.

Fifty-five, can't sleep. I don't know whether I'm thinking about the luck grade exam or going to Taiyuan to take the underground passage tomorrow, and I think of many things, which is a little annoying. The first time I took the underground passage, he dragged me away. In the summer vacation three years ago, he insisted on sending me home. I am a road idiot, and now I have no idea where the underground passage is and how to get there. At that time, he did everything for me When it was hot, he quietly bought an electric fan and mailed it to me. Obviously, we are in the same school.

56. I am a road idiot. I don't remember the way, but I don't feel like I've walked here! I don't know why, after passing here, I feel that this intersection is very familiar, and the familiar feeling makes me a little sad. What the hell is this place!

57. Am I a road idiot? Of course not. My master said to me: just come out of the north gate and go straight east. Did I find it? I found it. Ha ha ha ha.

Sometimes I really don't understand what the so-called care is. Should I really care about someone? Whether the relationship between two people is good or bad. As soon as I got off the bus, my father called to ask me if I had eaten, and suddenly I wanted to cry. After all, I am a road idiot. Haha, suddenly I'm not afraid.

Fifty-nine, I am a road idiot, easy to get lost, easy to stay, mountains and rivers, take a journey, forget a journey, often go with the flow, change direction. Therefore, my pace is always slow and my life is always confused. Don't forget the way you came.

Sixty, the first time you went back to your hometown with me, you muttered all the way, blaming me for giving directions blindly. I am a road idiot, and I am helpless.

6 1. The detour of the taxi driver is something that can make me seriously angry for a long time. What to do, especially my Japanese won't quarrel, and I'm a road idiot and can't point out a clear route, internal injuries.

I have never understood why my husband thinks I am a road idiot, so I will try my best to prove to him that I am not! We passed a certain intersection that day, and I proudly told my husband that I came here to give directions last week, and it was true. Hum, it rained that day, and people asked me where the so-and-so community was, and I told them that this road was in the north.

Sixty-three, why didn't I watch Extreme Challenge when it was recorded in Chongqing last year? I want to go to Chengdu now, but I am a road idiot.

Talking about being a road idiot

1. I want to go out alone in the early morning the day after tomorrow and take a taxi. I'm a little afraid I'm still a road idiot.

Two people have asked me for directions in five minutes. I'm thinking of making a T-shirt with the words "I'm a road idiot" printed on it.

3. Every time you go out, it's an experience. Don't let me go out alone again. The road idiot is so tired that I can't stand it.

4. My biggest weakness is that I'm not crazy, I'm super independent and I can be happy at any time.

Every time I take a taxi, I am afraid that the driver will ask me how to get there. I really don't want to expose the fact that I am a road idiot.

Although I walk at will, maybe I have a good sense of direction and can always find my way back. The failed plan failed again. Look, I'm not a highway idiot.

7. Looking for a way every day, a road idiot can't do this job, and it's easy to lose himself.

8. subject three is too difficult for a road idiot like me. I don't remember the way and I don't know the direction!

9. The most terrible thing is that a road idiot is giving directions to another road idiot.

10. There are many wrongs on this day, and points should be deducted. The road idiot stopped for two hours.

1 1. Road idiot's inner fear: I dreamed of getting lost for two consecutive nights and didn't know the way forward. Growing up, I had many lost dreams.

12. My future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise he can't find me now!

13. Road madness may spread in the family. The family searched for the car in the underground garage for nearly half an hour, and finally found that it was not parked on this floor.

14. I am a road idiot. I'm desperate to get close to your heart and I'll never get out.

15. I shouldn't be a road idiot. How can such simple road and driving navigation go wrong?

16. For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

17. I am a road idiot and turn early arrival into late arrival. Why don't I observe carefully, why don't I trust my memory?

18. It was Lu Chi himself. When I got lost in the shopping mall, I found that it was not the same place, but it was not bad to meet an online celebrity mala Tang.

19. No matter how stupid you are or what you drink, there will always be a place to guide you like a beacon, and you will be relieved when you see it.

I think there is nothing I can do about my road blindness. I run away from customers, get lost, can't read the map, and often get off at the wrong stop when I go home.

2 1. I'm still a road idiot who doesn't know the direction and takes the reverse tram.

22. I don't have any road crazy friends. I'm a road freak myself. I can't find my way home. My friends are crazy. Do you have a road crazy friend?

23. It's really hard to be stupid. Didi driver can't find me and doesn't know where I am.

Talk to a circle of friends who say they are ugly.

I found that when I was the ugliest and most slovenly, a person's appreciation can make you feel good when you recall that time. A little happy.

Talk to a circle of friends who say they are ugly.

First, although it is ugly, it is really delicious. No matter what I do, I will make a crazy phone call for myself.

Second, I am so ugly when I continue to recover. I really want to hit myself.

Third, I have recently entered a state of extreme self-loathing. I feel ugly when shopping.

Fourth, 3D printing, unintelligible software ruined the bangs of my ball, and the printed eyebrows disappeared. I was angry and comforted myself that I was ugly.

I don't remember the date, but I'm so tired anyway. I did a great thing today and found my signature ugly. )

Six, tears kept rolling. When I took them off, I found myself ugly. My makeup faded, my face faded and everything was gone.

Seven, less and less expecting, less and less wanting to get married. I am particularly afraid of entrusting the rest of my life to a love rat. Just today, I saw a man lecturing his daughter that her mother was a crazy bitch and the scar on her stomach was ugly. A good husband should sympathize with his wife. A woman was pregnant in September and gave birth to a baby by caesarean section. You still don't like her ugly scar. Anyway, it's all kinds of bad things, all kinds of negative energy of love rat. ..

Eight, this baby is different from 99, the shape of the stomach is not good, the appetite has been bad, and there are no symptoms of frequent urination at present. The point is, I think I'm ugly.

I was so handsome 95 years ago. I feel so ugly now.

Ten, suddenly the filter suddenly disappeared, and everything I painted was ugly and useless.

Every time I look in the mirror, I feel so ugly, the ugliest person in the world. I even said that looking in the mirror would make people look beautiful.

12. Why do you always think that others are well dressed and you are ugly? Is it psychological?

Every time I complain that my mother has made me so ugly, she always says: What can I do to be ugly? . . There is no refutation.

Fourteen, alas, rely less on beauty cameras and look carefully in the mirror before you find out how ugly you are.

Fifteen, I put on beautiful makeup, only to find myself really old and ugly. Forget it, let's go to the gym tonight.

Sixteen, the train man looked at the photo of him and his friends: Mom, it doesn't matter if I find myself ugly. It's not too late to find out now.

Seventeen, there is no clothes you like in the closet, and you feel that you are the ugliest in the world.

At the age of eighteen, I found myself really ugly, fat and black. No wonder I can't find someone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha what a suck.

Nineteen, sometimes I feel so ugly! The whole world is working hard. Why should we be angry? It's nothing at all!

Twenty, I gave birth to a baby boy, but I haven't seen him since birth. Caesarean section, ugly edge, but not too painful. No one sleeps with her. After waking up, she lay in bed and called her mother. She said she would come back at night. Her father went to Japan for a day or two at this time, and her in-laws could not come back. I was left in the ward. Poof ~ What a clear dream

I haven't read for a long time, and I feel ugly! Come on, study and exercise!

Twenty-two, looking at my first half of my life, the most impressive thing is that Lingling is so ugly when she is angry, quarreling and crying. Therefore, you should control your temper in the future and don't lose your temper easily.

Twenty-three, I don't know when it started. I always wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep. Even if I sleep late enough and feel tired enough, I feel old for many years when I think of the sagging upper eyelids after childbirth for a while! He also said: How ugly! Yes, looks are perishable and people's hearts are fickle! The frog in the well is guarding its own small world. No matter how hard they work, they will be out sooner or later. Are you scared?

Twenty-four, can't bear to look at all kinds of mirrors. I am ugly and fat in the camera. Is that me?

Twenty-five, there is always a time when I feel that I don't look good in anything and I feel ugly. I think this is probably the reason ~

Twenty-six, painting spicy chicken is really painful. After that, don't take orders you don't like. Every painting feels ugly and I want to erase it. It's been a day and I haven't drawn anything yet.

Twenty-seven, go after it if you like, but you can't catch up anyway; Everything is difficult at the beginning, then difficult in the middle and finally difficult; Three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on face; If you don't work hard, you will never know how useless you are; You are not nothing, you are still sick; Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night. Kindness is useless, you have to be beautiful, beauty is useless, you have to be rich; When you feel poor and ugly, don't despair, don't lose heart, at least your judgment is right; As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't screw up.

Twenty-eight, I spent fifty dollars to cut a dog bite bangs. If I had known that I cut it myself, it would have been really ugly.

Twenty-nine, my mother is making cakes at home again! Mouse, it's me again! It's ugly. This egg tart!

I feel ugly at work and sorry for the audience, but I feel so beautiful and cute after work.

Thirty-one. I hate being fat, ugly and lazy now. Taobao visited for three days and didn't buy anything. I think I'm ruined.

Tea Eggs and I have many stories to tell. I really don't want to exercise. I found myself a cool reason yesterday. I have nothing to say today. Seeing my ugly face in the mirror is the only motivation for me to exercise.

Thirty-three, I dare not take selfies in my circle of friends because if others think it is not good-looking, it is not particularly embarrassing for no one to comment. Plus, after a year and a half, I always feel ugly when I look back at these selfies. I just always care about what others and myself think.

Thirty-four, they are all forced, and none of them are born. All the ugliness is carved by yourself, not by others!

Thirty-five, I was recently declared cute by many sister papers! But these two days I saw many photos of my activities in the company, which were obviously ugly, and I hated myself very much.

Thirty-six, I had a nightmare last night I gave birth to a baby by caesarean section. It's red and fat. It's ugly. I was so angry that I ran back from the hospital When my mother heard about it, she brought the baby back from the hospital and said it was cute, just like when I was a child. Think about it, since they are the same, we must endure it and not be ugly! This dream is budding.

Thirty-seven, selfie, your short hair is really ugly.

38. Today 1 1-year-old Xiao Zhang asked me why babies who go out to see other people's homes are so ugly, and babies who come back to see their own homes feel so beautiful. Hmm. . I thought it was just my mother's fault, so primary school students would feel the same way.

39. I feel embarrassed every day. I didn't get any good photos when I went to Thailand (Wednesdays are always funerals)

Forty, I haven't cut my nails for a long time. I found my hands really ugly after cutting them. I can't do a bunch of photos of my nails!

Forty-one, I'm handsome in the mirror and ugly in the camera.

Forty-two, I put on a freckle-removing makeup, and as a result, I made other ugly little girls so clean. I was like pulling coal ash all morning.

Forty-three, I am ugly and fat, unable to dress, ambitious, lazy and stupid, and sad. That's it.

44. I know I am ugly. Ugly as hell, but I just prefer myself without makeup.

Forty-five, I saw the winter fairy today! Cute enough! Although I feel ugly because I just took off my wig. Also secretly poke the picture for a photo! The voice is soft. People are super gentle!

Forty-six, why do you think other people's shoes look good and your own shoes are so ugly?

Forty-seven, in fact, there is a mentality that I think is amazing, that is, girls will feel ugly when they take pictures. I don't want to take pictures. Today's makeup is ugly. I want to cover myself up, so the problem comes. If you really feel ugly, why can't you go out and take pictures? I also have this mentality, but after thinking about it, I don't know why.

Forty-eight, only dare to thrush gently bb in the morning, and dare not make up before noon. Recently, I obviously feel fat and ugly. Can summer summer be less hot and dizzy? I don't want to get old.

49. I am aware of a fact. I am an ugly bastard. He is really an ugly bastard. And the thinner, the uglier. Yan value is gone forever. There is no choice but to work hard to make money. New city, new beginning, I hope everything goes well. Bad luck for so long, should something good happen?

Tomorrow is my birthday, but I'm going to the studio to dig mines. Although I got my birthday message in advance, I feel so ugly. I want to draw more, but it's too late.

Girlfriend is a snack, and it is a circle of friends.

Girlfriend is a pet circle of friends for snacks. A 1。 Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

2. Take eating as the highest realm, you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

3. Motto of eating goods: Don't eat or drink today, and try your best to find something to eat or drink tomorrow.

4. Eat with skill and eat with tactics!

I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie. I speak for myself?

6. Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

7. I threw a coin. If it breaks, I won't eat today.

8. The happy life of foodies is that after buying banana milk, they find that frozen milk is super delicious.

9. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

10. Hot pot, barbecue, beer, not very expensive, but good for the stomach.

1 1. When eating, when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; Eat delicious food to entertain yourself when you are bored!

12. Really eat food, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

13. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that there are many delicious foods in front of you, only to find that the stomach can't hold them, which is very sad.

14. If love lasts for a long time, it's not pork.

15. The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

16. It is said that this is the state of eating and eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

17. People who want to lose weight every day have something to eat.

Girlfriend is a snack. The second circle of friends is 18. It is the source of my brilliant life. Go through fire and water.

19. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

20. If I am a monster, are you afraid that Mr. Cao ... will love me?

2 1. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than being a fool.

22. The reason why foodies get fat is because they all have an indestructible stomach.

23. There is no endless milk tea, only the past.

24. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

25. People are inherently mortal, or starve to death or linger.

26. Eating is often done at the dining table.

27. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

28. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!

29. I have a learning heart, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself.

30. I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free …

3 1. A happy day is to eat and go to bed!

32. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it. -talk about the character of eating goods.

33. Eat midnight snack and shout to lose weight every day.

34. Every eater's heart probably has untold sufferings. Stuff his mouth with food just to avoid growling.

My girlfriend is a pet of snack goods. 35. I'd like to have a small stove every day if I'm not fat after midnight snack.

36. It's good to have a girlfriend who eats vegetables. People will tell her to buy clothes, jewelry and bags ... and all you have to do is go and take you to eat delicious food.

There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So I want to be a dreamy foodie.

38. The world is so big that I want to eat it!

39. Eat food, enjoy it in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.

40. When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.

4 1. Why are there so many delicious foods tonight? It doesn't matter. Do I have a meeting so far?

42. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, there is no love without food. Show me!

43. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, which eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

44. It is already a high level to look at plums to quench your thirst and draw cakes to satisfy your hunger.

45. picky eaters don't deserve to eat.

46. Treat every day as the end of the day, and eat for minutes until your stomach hangs down. ...

47. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

48. If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.

49. "Why are there so many delicious things in the world?" "It's not that it's much more delicious, but that everything is delicious for you."

50. I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.