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About those things between men and women

I remember that when I was at school, I heard the most words, that is, don't fall in love early, study hard.

What I hear most now is to fall in love and get married quickly.

When I was a child, I didn't want to talk about it, but I had to label it "puppy love". Now that I'm well, I don't want to fall in love again.

I have to say that the world of "adults" is really strange.

In my opinion, love is not a matter of time. Love is love, and not love is not love. Of course, I don't want to teach you bad. I'd better listen to my mother and fall in love in the future. ...

Ahem, the strange thing is that I am singing. ...

Most of the "love" in adolescence is playing house, and I still don't know anything. At that time, I liked the pure beauty without any impurities, and of course I couldn't stand the "destruction" of time.

I don't deny that there may be 0.000000000 1% people who can make it to the end, but it is still too few.

I have to fall in love after work. Although the success rate has obviously improved, it is mixed with a lot of fame and fortune, which is one of the reasons why some people "fail".

By the way, talk about getting married.

Although I have never been married, I have seen pigs run!

Whenever I see people around me get married, I can't help sighing the passage of time and praying that they will be happy all their lives, but I don't know if it will work.

When the little poor people in the "grave" came to me one by one to pour out their sorrows, I really wanted to say: If I had known today, why bother?

Yes, I'm sure I dare not say! I'm just whispering in my mind.

Some people say, "Marriage is for divorce. How to divorce without getting married? "

I patted my thigh, great!

But on second thought, this is also a fact. ...

As a result, the brain fell into an infinite loop.

Out of curiosity, I asked many married people if they had any regrets and were happy.

Everyone's answer is different, but most of the troubles after marriage are true.

Such as cars, houses, children, tickets ...

Listening to me as a "layman" in a fog, I can only nod my head and say something innocuous and comforting.

I don't like children very much.

Take the Chinese New Year as an example. The family is crowded with people, and there are many children, big and small, tall and short, fat and thin, round and flat. ...

I was so bored that I almost tore my head off and threw it outside the door.

I often tell the old lady who urges marriage that I don't want to get married or have children, because I am still a child, and if I have another child, I may have to fight for the bottle with the child.

The old lady smiled and said, it's normal that you don't like other people's children. When I have my own children, I will like them very much.

I haven't given birth to a child, so I can't refute it.

I've been more afraid of the word "marriage" since I heard about the messy things that happened after people around me got married.

Guess, like me, there should be many people who are afraid of marriage.

Perhaps this is the real reason for the low marriage rate and high divorce rate.

Finally, a few words about divorce.

Because two people love each other, and because two people choose to run counter to each other, we need to be cautious when getting married, think more about divorce, don't love too much, and don't leave too late.

I hope people inside and outside the wall can find soul mates and go on happily.