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Tanabata is suitable for single dog.

1, if a person has been single for a long time, he will cry quietly inadvertently, and what will happen in front of everyone.

2, Valentine's Day is coming, whoever likes me to scream, I will chase you!

The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too stupid, and love is too fake.

4, Tanabata, if a person, you can go to McDonald's to buy a couple package, and then eat it all by yourself.

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

6, Tanabata want to play and even watch are out of date, how good it is to touch each other, eliminate a pair with a _ _.

7. I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home on Valentine's Day.

8. Tomorrow Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years!

9. We are all young. We don't know love, hate and pain, only hurt.

10, women should have backbone, or fall in love and get married, or be proud and single.

1 1, parents regard tanabata as a single festival and strongly despise it.

12, I am good to you because I like you; But please don't treat my kindness to you as your base.

13, Valentine's Day is just a Thursday. What's the big deal?

14, tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to a lively bar, sit at the bar and have a glass of wine with ice.

15, someone asked me how to spend Valentine's Day this year, and I said, skip it.

16, I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

17, tanabata, if you are alone, you can do something you never dared to do and give yourself a crazy chance.

18, Tanabata, if you are alone, you can listen to a kind of music until your ears are numb.

19, sorry, it's too heavy! I can't afford it.

20, accustomed to your indifference, sudden concern will make me at a loss!