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Classic lines of paying bills
Song Xiaobao: My grandson is always proud of you. Please take a picture of me. Can I go back and show my grandson?
ok, grandpa.
grandpa, you can take a photo!
Song Xiaobao; Without the camera
Song Xiaobao; Tell me about the delicious noodles with graham! I don't have to spend money on brine. Give me two bowls of small Shenyang. Uncle, the brine is old and salty. You are so pale, do you dare to drink it? < P > Song Xiaobao; That halogen son and I rely on color
small Shenyang; The best seafood in my hotel now is kelp
Song Xiaobao; I tell you, I am a big chicken farmer in our village. I have raised more than 17 thousand chickens, which has propped up the GDP of our village. Uncle is not bad for money < P > Small Shenyang; You dare to pave the way for your son, and you dare to bear it. If you can't fix it, your son will go with him.
Song Xiaobao; Then this is not over. The GDP has been built for me, even if you leave me a P < P > Song Xiaobao; Uncle did it wrong, and I regret it now. You give me the money back
Little Shenyang; It's impossible to get a refund
Song Xiaobao; Grandpa regretted
Xiao Shenyang; I don't regret
little Shenyang; Will you pay by credit card or cash or sign the bill
Song Xiaobao; Cash
Township Head: Hey, I really want to swipe my card
Song Xiaobao; Swipe your card, the POS machine is broken
Song Xiaobao; What about money?
Shenyang; Here
in Song Xiaobao; You bring it and put it here
Song Xiaobao; What are you doing, you little boy
Shenyang; Uncle, how much did you give me when you entered the house?
Song Xiaobao; I'm ordering you
Shenyang; Don't tell me the whole thing. I'll tell you
Song Xiaobao; What are you doing? Locking my throat doesn't pinch my neck. You are shameless. < P > Little Shenyang; Why do you want a cigarette?
Song Xiaobao; Let go of me
little Shenyang; Uncle, I'll let you go, but don't move
Song Xiaobao; I don't move, it's impossible, it's tortoise
Song Xiaobao; Hey, what are you? < P > Little Shenyang; Nothing
Song Xiaobao; What is this?
Small Shenyang; Grandpa, here you are. Can I not give it to you?
Song Xiaobao; Ah, money. I forgot if you didn't mention it
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