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Classic lines of paying bills

In the real society, we use more and more lines, and the writing and arrangement of lines is an important part of drama skills. So what are the classic lines you know? The following are the classic lines of the essay "Pay the bill" I compiled, hoping to help you.

Song Xiaobao: My grandson is always proud of you. Please take a picture of me. Can I go back and show my grandson?

ok, grandpa.

grandpa, you can take a photo!

Song Xiaobao; Without the camera

Song Xiaobao; Tell me about the delicious noodles with graham! I don't have to spend money on brine. Give me two bowls of small Shenyang. Uncle, the brine is old and salty. You are so pale, do you dare to drink it? < P > Song Xiaobao; That halogen son and I rely on color

small Shenyang; The best seafood in my hotel now is kelp

Song Xiaobao; I tell you, I am a big chicken farmer in our village. I have raised more than 17 thousand chickens, which has propped up the GDP of our village. Uncle is not bad for money < P > Small Shenyang; You dare to pave the way for your son, and you dare to bear it. If you can't fix it, your son will go with him.

Song Xiaobao; Then this is not over. The GDP has been built for me, even if you leave me a P < P > Song Xiaobao; Uncle did it wrong, and I regret it now. You give me the money back

Little Shenyang; It's impossible to get a refund

Song Xiaobao; Grandpa regretted

Xiao Shenyang; I don't regret

little Shenyang; Will you pay by credit card or cash or sign the bill

Song Xiaobao; Cash

Township Head: Hey, I really want to swipe my card

Song Xiaobao; Swipe your card, the POS machine is broken

Song Xiaobao; What about money?

Shenyang; Here

in Song Xiaobao; You bring it and put it here

Song Xiaobao; What are you doing, you little boy

Shenyang; Uncle, how much did you give me when you entered the house?

Song Xiaobao; I'm ordering you

Shenyang; Don't tell me the whole thing. I'll tell you

Song Xiaobao; What are you doing? Locking my throat doesn't pinch my neck. You are shameless. < P > Little Shenyang; Why do you want a cigarette?

Song Xiaobao; Let go of me

little Shenyang; Uncle, I'll let you go, but don't move

Song Xiaobao; I don't move, it's impossible, it's tortoise

Song Xiaobao; Hey, what are you? < P > Little Shenyang; Nothing

Song Xiaobao; What is this?

Small Shenyang; Grandpa, here you are. Can I not give it to you?

Song Xiaobao; Ah, money. I forgot if you didn't mention it