How to use humorous sentences to refuse others to draw cakes for themselves?

Don't draw me a cake. Humorous sentences are as follows:

1, a person's life is far away from the person who draws you a pie, and they will never give you any practical action. They have been perfunctory with you!

2, let yourself wipe your eyes, let the reality of your life stay away, and the person who painted you a big cake will never accompany you to the future!

3. Stay away from people who draw you big cakes. Let yourself learn to be practical and face them soberly!

I always think you are so hypocritical. I don't think you need to draw me a pie, which makes me feel unbearable. I will never accept your so-called false promise again!

What I want is down-to-earth love. I think only in this way can I get my own happiness. I don't need to draw a pie for me. I never like listening to those sweet words. What I want is a down-to-earth commitment to me!