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I saw a junior high school student on the road. I want him to talk to me. How can I tell him that you can teach me?

It depends on how old you are, different ages and generations.

If you are 50 or 60 years old, when you pass him, you can sneak over and grab his trouser legs and say that he knocked you down and stole your heart. Don't leave until you lose the rest of your life.

If you are a greasy uncle or aunt in your thirties and forties, you must have a certain economic foundation at this age. Attack with money, the routine is the same, shoulder diving, but don't mistake one for another, but deliberately dirty clothes. Then sincerely ask to buy him a new one, well, it must be high.

If you are an adult under the age of 30, you can be more routine. Brush your shoulders, dive, don't mistake one for another, don't dirty your clothes, but use a brutal collision to make them fall with you and fall in your arms. It is recommended to practice more before practice. Then you can attack with sweet words.

If you are the same age as him, you can be tactful. Brush your shoulders, dive, don't admit your mistake, don't get dirty, and don't bump. Lying on the ground crying, the more you cry, the better. Let him blame himself and feel guilty, because guilt is the best way to maintain feelings.

However, if you are of the same sex, I have no choice but to be inexperienced.