What stupid things have you done when you were drunk?

I woke up drunk and found that I had slept with my best friend of four years. . . They stared at the ceiling under the quilt and dared not move. They were embarrassed and didn't contact each other for several days. . . I've been married for three years now and I'm pregnant for two months, but it's always a mystery who took the initiative when I was drunk that day, and I don't know how to tell my children in the future. 2, wine strong bear bile

That summer. One of our friends drank too much. On the way back to the dormitory, I met a girl who was on the night shift. You must make friends with others. What we were playing with didn't work. Turns out that girl is really an asshole. A fall directly over the shoulder threw my friend on the grass. We were all shocked to see the girl disappear at the end of the road. 3. Be responsible for me

Company dinner. Only one female receptionist is unmarried. She was drunk that day and was taken home by the boss's driver and another front desk. The next day. She asked everyone in the company one by one if she had lost her manners. (She just fell asleep) Finally, the business director couldn't stand it anymore and said, in fact, everyone can't bear to tell you. You were holding Brother Qiang (the boss's driver, a veteran and the father of two children). Kiss him hard. Drag him to get a room. Then brother Qiang chimed in and said that they had kissed. You should take responsibility.

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My best friend was drunk and took the elevator up and down in the hotel for more than 20 times, always calling her why she hasn't come home yet. [Cover your face] [Cover your face] I told her I was at home. Let's go home! Kick me out of the elevator and break up with me. 5. Master, I'm coming.

One night, my buddy was drunk and saw a psycho sleeping in the street. He plopped down on his knees and cried loudly, saying, Master, why are you suffering here? Brother, I've been looking for you for a long time! We have been laughing at this for more than ten years!

6. You can't live if you commit a crime.

Scandal! After drinking too much, I took my wife and told her about her past events, including at what stage, including pregnancy, and then fell asleep ... I woke up the next day and saw her face! Then, I got drunk again and began to say that I had several women! Then it turns out that I only have the man's number WeChat QQ in my mobile phone now, but not the woman's.