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I gave your promise to the dog, and he didn't even look at it.

First, I believe you are not difficult. Let me look at you first! ! !

Second, I just want to say that I really like you, and I have changed from love to love.

3. If you have 1% affection for me, I will bury the remaining 99% to you, ok?

With money, you can do a lot of things in this world, but only youth can't be bought with money.

In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

Six, after breaking up, I shook my head very smartly, and my wig came out.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

Eight, you can't find the tenderness that once entangled your fingers, and you can't call back the love in your heart, so let you disappear completely!

A person who loves money very much can hardly love his children at any time. These two are like gods and the god of wealth, like ice and charcoal.

No matter how high the temperature of the sun is, it can't melt my tears.

Eleven, pay sincerely, you will get sincerely, but you may also be completely hurt; Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

12. Life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it.

Thirteen, I counted my fingers and found that I was missing from your life.

Fourteen, I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

Fifteen, use money! We are generous and extravagant. For the sake of money, we have worked hard and struggled with our teeth. I'm also worried about money.

If you regard money as God, it will torture you like the devil.

Seventeen, money can do many things, but it is not everything. We should know its field. And limit it there; When it wants to develop further, it even has to kick them back.

I passed your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take it in.

I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.

In fact, my world doesn't need many people, and I can enjoy it alone.

Talk about life realistically.

First, be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.

Second, the ex-girlfriend seems to be her own, and the post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

Third, filial piety to parents. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.

Fourth, it is said that man struggles upwards, but the heights are too cold. Water flows downwards, but all rivers flow downwards!

5. Life is understanding, and life is facing reality with a smile. Life is about crossing the barriers of the mind, making the mind calm and indifferent to fame and fortune. Life is to look beyond obstacles to the future. Life is to have a scale on yourself to measure good and evil. Life is about knowing your own value, what you can do and what you should do. Life is to create powerful happiness through hard hands.

6. You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

Seven, tell a lie, make up ten lies to make up for it, why bother?

8. Society is hierarchical, and many things are unfair. Don't complain, because complaining is useless.

Nine, learn to give up, the tighter you pull, the more painful it is.

Ten, there are two things to do in life: the first thing is gratitude; The second thing is to become attached. There are two hurdles in life: love and money. There are two kinds of breath in life: one is the breath of life and the other is the breath of spirit. There are two things in life: learn to earn money and learn to think. Two basic points in life: confusion and intelligence. Two States of life: making a living and having fun.

It is sunny today. It's especially comfortable to sit by the window and watch such a sunny day. The world after the rain always gives people a bright, as if the sun shines on the "heart", so that the flowers trampled by the wind and rain a few days ago can regain the care of love and reproduce the vitality of life!

12. Don't try to make excuses for yourself. No one likes the excuses before mistakes.

Thirteen, higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

Fourteen, I have always put you in the original gentle position in my heart, but you never know that I can't let you go.

15. Don't expect too much from life. Things often go against your expectations. There will always be many disappointments in life. Don't say unhappy and sad things every day. Don't be naive to think that everyone will be nice to you. Everyone has his own feelings, his own life and his own home. Learn to take care of yourself, love yourself and cherish yourself!

Sixteen, we can't change the fate of the past, nor can we change the outcome of the past, but we can choose the future life path and change the future destiny.

17. Don't lie, because you will be caught one day.

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

Nineteen, life can't help you choose, you must adapt to the changes of life; Life cannot help you destroy it. You must cherish it.

Twenty, women have no charm to think that men are playboys, and men have no strength to think that women are realistic.

2 1. Thank you for enjoying this article. For more good words and sentences, please pay attention to: sentences describing life feelings and sentences describing life helplessness 17. I like the sea, whether it is blue or shiny, whether it is calm or rough, ups and downs, the slightest fluctuation; I like to listen to the sound of the sea, whether it is the sound of waves hitting rocks or the sound of waves rolling, it is soft and surging; I like watching the sea, no matter whether my mood is comfortable or dull, no matter whether the weather is sunny or gloomy, I am comfortable and relaxed.

Twenty-two, brother, I'll throw a brick first, and if there is jade, I'll smash it.

23. The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

Twenty-five, we have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

The gap between you and me is the distance between the Milky Way and the solar system.

Talk about the reality of life

1, trust is like a piece of paper, wrinkled, even if it is smoothed, it can't be recovered.

2, slowly discover that loving someone is destroying the original self.

3, a smile is like a band-aid, covering the wound and the pain is still there.

People's eyes are black and their hearts are red, but their eyes are red and their hearts are black.

I have traveled all over the campus just to see you.

6. Some people are heartless when they laugh, but sad when they cry.

7. A good way to hide a secret is to tell it to the world as a joke.

8. What men can't resist is new love, and what women can't resist is old love.

9. You should know that dirty heart is a polyphonic word. Reading the fourth sound is the same as reading the first sound.

10, the homework in those years, one person is wrong, the whole class is wrong.

1 1. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears are spinning, but you can still smile.

12, there is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

13, the person I will marry in the future, although I don't know where you are, I still miss you very much.

14, I don't like to retain, because what I have retained is not what I thought.

15, failure is not terrible, the key is success or not.

16, like to cut onions when you want to cry, because no one will know that you are really crying.

17, a good man is to sleep with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime!

18, children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

19. Lies are like lines, which are often recited. The truth is like a cough, most of which comes out when you can't help it.

20. Under your betrayal, I went from a false angel to a devil.

2 1, think about Logger Vick, think about Big Wolf, think about Tom Cat, why am I not strong?

22, there is always a person, his departure makes you feel that you have nothing in an instant.

23. No matter how strong a person is, there must be weaknesses in his heart, which will be broken at the touch and hurt at the touch.

I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

You can fall, but remember to stand up. You can cry, but remember to grow up.

26. If you are too kind to a person, he will push his luck and ignore you.

27. A person is happy not because you have more, but because you care less.

28. Don't say goodbye to the person you finally meet.

29. How many couples have been separated by League of Legends, and how many online romances have been achieved by speeding and dancing.

30. Everyone has secrets in his heart, and everyone has heartache that he doesn't want to tell others.

3 1, it is said that love affects learning, doesn't learning affect love? Mom and Dad, aren't you afraid that I won't get married in the future?

32. Do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do a page.

33. Seeing that your screen name has been changed again and again, even I have to translate it into English.

34. My class hours are like Fu Nan's battery. One class is longer than six.

35. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.

If you skillfully use "none of my business" and "none of your business", you can save 80% of your life time.

Don't say I have a bad temper. In this world, if I don't protect myself, who will?

38. The first person in my heart is you. It was, is and will be you.

39. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

40. The person you hate will never see you again in the afterlife. Don't waste your time on him. The person you love will never see you again in the next life, so treat him well in this life.

On artistic conception in realistic sentences of life

First, people are always pursuing beauty, but they often miss the beauty of the moment. In fact, greed is the truest poverty, and satisfaction is the truest wealth.

Second, everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

Fourth, one person is willing to wait, and another person is willing to appear. One person is willing to show up, and the other person is willing to risk his life. One person is willing to risk his life, and the other is willing to commit himself to life.

If waiting can bring miracles, I'd rather wait, even for a year or a lifetime!

6. Be simple, don't indulge in fantasy, don't be at a loss about the future, take the road today and live a good life now.

The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage. -Han Han

Eight, the so-called class reunion is to give everyone present a chance to see what has changed, what time has passed like a knife, and what has changed after many years.

Nine, we must remember these two points in life: don't make decisions when you are angry, and don't make promises when you are happy.

I think you are very happy because you can choose to love me or not. And I can only choose to love you or love you more. -Strawberry from Tsukasa Nishino 100%.

If you give me a tear, I can see all the oceans in your heart.

Twelve, how cruel you are, how strong you should be; How much effort there is, how much light there will be. Standing on the other side of time, looking back at the time on this shore, the vast sea of people, every encounter is a kind of beauty.

Thirteen, yesterday has passed, shake off the dust and move on. Don't let the past steal the future. Do your best today.

We must accept disappointment because it is limited, but we must never lose hope because it is infinite.

Everything will be fine, even if it is not today, there will be one day.

Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.

Seventeen, temper came, and Fu went! The key to elegance is to control one's emotions. Hurting people with your mouth is the stupidest behavior. A person who can control bad emotions is better than a person who can win an ideal city. The depth of the water slows down the flow, and the late words are expensive. It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us decades to learn to shut up. It can be seen that speaking is an ability; Not saying is a kind of wisdom.

Eighteen, life is to force yourself to become obedient and humiliating.

Nineteen, no generation of young people is easy. What is youth if there is no struggle, no struggle, no hope and no despair? Someone asked me how good my youth was. I said that youth is of course good, and youth can also make mistakes, because there is countless time to change. -white

Close your eyes, empty your heart, let bygones be bygones and live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

Twenty-one, a woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.