Talking about the necessity of entertaining yourself in traffic jams.

On the mood of entertaining yourself in traffic jams (I) 1. 18. I was so upset and motionless in the traffic jam that I rolled down the window to blow my hair. The buddy in the car next to me said hello when he saw me. Hey, you have a long and dense beard, which is quite handsome. Did you stay long? I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the way home. ?

3. 1. Expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so bad, it is estimated that you may not get off at noon.

It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

5. There was a traffic jam in the rain, the weather was so bad, and the bloody battle was defeated!

6. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.

7.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

8. Traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

9. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jams and get stuck in traffic jams.

10. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

1 1.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

12. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

13. Traffic jams are not terrible, but holding your urine is terrible.

14. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

15. Life is comfortable like a stove, but now life is carefree. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

Talking about the mood of entertaining yourself in traffic jams on the road (II) 16. The taillights are red everywhere, and the ears are full of harsh flutes. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

17. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

18. May Day holiday is coming soon. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

19. The annual May Day holiday is coming! Quickly open a four-day tour of friends circle.

20.？ There is a first time for everything, for example, because of the traffic jam at high speed, you can't get on the high speed! Driving back to the third factory from the oil field for the first time! I believe in navigation too much! Take the small ramp, dangerous bridge! Scared all the way! Finally when I let go of the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind boys and helped me reset my navigation! I chose the only place to go! Get home safely after a big traffic jam!

2 1. I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but at this time, the traffic jam began to make me doubt my life.

22. The traffic jam during the 11th holiday is always a nightmare!

23. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

24. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy. I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

26.30. I have to go back and forth for 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day for a meeting in the north these days. I have a backache, headache and upset. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really different. There are too many cars!

27. Drive away, block the dog at high speed, and it's cold in the weather and cold in the road. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

28. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

29. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

30. It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus. Every National Day, there are traffic jams, which is very Anhui.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

1. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, you will be frozen into ice.

Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

It was wonderful in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become a psychopath.

6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.

7. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

10. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see them drop a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

1 1. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly.

12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, we will stay together until that day comes.

13. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

15. They are all too strong, and they all cover up all their sadness with smiles, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

16. I am lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

17. Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

18. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely.

20. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

2 1. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I deserve you.

22. Some fish can never be caged, because they belong to the sky.

23. Where people miss you is where you belong.

Happy personality signature for self-entertainment.

1: I am afraid that one day I will touch you and accompany you to the end.

He said to Chen Yi, Zhao Mosheng, you run too slowly. How did I let you catch up with you in the first place

3. The person I like has the warmth of his whole body.

4: You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning.

I know I can't say such touching sweet words to please you.

7: It is a kind of respect not to disturb your predecessor.

8. I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover if you can be a friend.

9: Even if I think of you in a bad mood, I can't help smiling.

10: The whole world knows that I like you. Are you a pig?

1 1: I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and my dreams were all the opposite. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?

12: Do you think you are just poor at math? In fact, you are very poor in every subject, especially math.

13: You can't leave Ni Hui Happiness after reading it.

14: I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

15: Are you happy just by smelling him?

16: "My adolescent rebellion is not as good as my sister's violent childhood! 』

17: I realized that the bride meant to take over from his mother and then take care of her son.

18: The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

19: Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

20: What is tender is when tofu is sandwiched with chopsticks.

2 1: Your head is too ugly to kill Matt. I don't want to communicate with you and make friends with you.

I will use my grades to prove how happy I am in these five months.

After all, everyone has been in each other's hearts for such a long and wonderful time.

After all, we lost time. Let's talk. It's too late to review! !

25: Does the strangeness of old age and death count as your long-term love?

26: Ten years later, it was people who fell in love at the age of 16 or 17 who entered the marriage hall. How proud I am.

You should be glad that although I didn't look for you, I can stay alone in a group.

Give me a Chen Yi, and I will be as brave as Zhao Mosheng.

29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.

30: I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time, and even holding a pickled chicken feet feels tender.

3 1: I miss you so much. You suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you and told you how much I missed you.

I remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhibo.

Teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen. You have to pretend to be strong and go on.

34: You don't have to eat for life just because you are jealous.

35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer ... I don't want to.

36: Cold boiled water can quench thirst, and the truth is touching.

37:[ I selfishly want your happiness because of me]

38:[ You are my sunshine, which I can't refuse even if I want to]

I love you very hard, so don't persuade me to give up.

If a person I hate confesses to me, I won't hate him anymore, because I can't refuse a man with vision.

4 1: The best people will embrace all your anxieties at the intersection.

42: At first glance, you don't look very good. If you look closely, you might as well see it at first sight!

43: Not everyone can be as lonely as He Chenyi for a long time.

44:[ I'm afraid I won't get used to it after separating your good dependence]

45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

You see, I can put my arms around your neck on tiptoe and lean against you in flat shoes, so I can stick to your heart. You see how suitable we are.

47: 【 Snow White's story tells us that seven diaosi's company for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai. ]

I have missed you for a long time.

49: what's it like to suddenly hate someone ... spicy strips don't even want to be given to ta!

50: We agreed to go to Whitehead together. You can't bake oil secretly.

5 1: The happiest time is when there is a blue sky around you.

Don't leave me. I can't walk around here alone.

53: We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen name and the couple's head picture.

54: 54: Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought I was sad. You'll understand.

56: Girls should not find too handsome boys as boyfriends, but leave them to men.

57: Except two of a kind, all deep love is sad.

If you grow old overnight, I will still love you as before.

59: The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends, but to protect you as a boyfriend.

I know some people will leave me, whether I want to face it or not.

6 1: Avril Ramona Lavigne said that only women can tell who a bitch is. .

62: I couldn't stop laughing after listening to other people's jokes. As a result, even the air became cold.

Humorous sentences that relax and entertain themselves on weekends.

A humorous sentence about relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (I) 1. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, the veins stood out in the hands holding ID cards. It turns out that I am from the last century.

You deserve all the pain. You can't let it go.

Joy itself is not bad, but some producers of joy bring many times more trouble than joy.

4. Every simple greeting every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

6. If your future is uncertain, who will listen to your tragic past?

7. Life is a long journey, and we can't walk every step perfectly. Stumbling around a few detours is not a bad thing. At least, it gives us a taste of setbacks, increases our experience and enriches our lives. Maybe we didn't understand until we crossed the finish line that the road was flat but the scenery was less, and it was more dull without turning. As long as we have experienced, tried and walked, we have won a brand-new self!

8. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.

9. Salt won't hurt you unless you fester.

10. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.

1 1. Very diligent, I thought about it and only did the first four words.

12. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

13. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.

14. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

15. Every heartless person has a history of caring about someone.

16. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

17. Fat people will never feel the hardship of thin people.

18. My heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

Humorous sentences of relaxing and entertaining yourself on weekends (part two) 19. People's troubles are 12 words: can't let go, can't get over it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. Look at the complicated life with a simple mind and take a bumpy road. Life is simple and happy, life is happy!

20. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

2 1. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

22. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

23. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

24. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

25. I always say that my mouth is hard, and I don't know if it is soft until I taste it.

26. The inner self is rich and powerful, and you enjoy it. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.

27. If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.

28. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you won't have so much time to love the person you like.

29. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.

I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and you do the rest.

3 1. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

32. Life is a journey. After seeing the world of mortals, you will eventually set foot on your way home.

If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

34. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

35. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

36. I was so stupid on the other end of the phone.

37. Your life is short, but my weight is temporary.

38. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

39. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.

40. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?

4 1. Blacked out and deleted to make your temper angry, and really set out to be polite.

42. Ten thousand horses tread flat Sichuan and walk the line. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.

43. You will meet a good girl one day. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money. Of course she doesn't want you!

44. If you don't live your whole life, don't talk about it.

45. You really don't look down on fat people. You are crazy about losing weight.

46. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

47. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

48. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

5 1. I don't remember a line in any movie: your good friend failed in the exam, and you feel distressed; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

53. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world, but I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

55. Enjoy yourself and feel at ease, no matter what others say about the past and present. Look at the flowers and cry today, and laugh at sunrise tomorrow.