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Chat 2022 in the opening circle of friends (90 sentences selected)

1, it will be September before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

2. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

3. School begins, and my deskmate is neither a beautiful girl nor a handsome boy. It's a shemale!

Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class.

5. After a few days of school, no one confessed that they didn't want to go to school.

6. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning!

7. I really hope to start school on February 29th, once every four years.

No amount of cloudy days can stop the sun from rising. Come along. Start school early.

9. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

10, it's all the damn school that separated me from the summer vacation!

1 1. I really want to start school. I thought it was true. Hey, school is about to start.

12, school is about to start, others say it's to adjust work and rest, but I'm jet-lagged.

13. On the first day of school, there must be a fashion show in the class.

14, school begins, and I will make friends with anyone who says I am fat.

15, I stopped studying, and no one has confessed to me since I started school so long.

16, school will start soon, and my summer homework is still in vain.

17, I want to have a holiday when I start school, and I want to start school when I have a holiday.

18, the more you get to school, the more waves you get, and the dead mouse doesn't feel cold.

19, Kuteng's old tree is drowsy, and the price of the canteen has increased again, and the students are all hungry. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home.

20. I only hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil in the future.

2 1, who will ask the teacher for leave for me? I have a phobia of starting school.

22. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life.

23. It is said that homework and desk lamp match better the night before school starts.

24. The days of having lunch after brushing your teeth are coming to an end.

25. All the bad moods come from starting school, gaining weight, having no partner and lack of money.

I didn't cry when school started, but it rained in some areas. My face is that place.

27. I want to go to school but I don't want to go to school.

28, you have a constant, why go to bed at night and get up at five o'clock, the most unhelpful thing is that you are catching cold for ten days a day.

29. On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

30. There is sunny weather when there is military training, rainy weather when there is a holiday, and the day before school starts when there is hard work.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

32, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?

We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice writing.

34. If there were no teachers, no homework and no texts. I think I want to go to school.

I was so excited that I didn't sleep well last night.

36. Let's start school soon. My mother has abandoned me for a long time.

37. It's nice to study at home, really. School farts too much and wastes time.

38. The summer homework is actually that you write a month and the teacher writes a reading.

Don't go in the summer vacation. I invite you to Xuanmai.

40. Jackson died at the beginning of the concert and Paul died at the beginning of The Fast and the Furious. Take care, teacher.

4 1, there is no one in my class who can make me feel better, and I don't want to start school.

42. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correcting ponytails, from space brushing to reciting texts, yes, school is starting!

43. I feel like a husky at the thought of starting school soon.

It is said that the first person who smiles at you at school will have a good relationship with you.

45. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

46, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, and I have feelings! Can we not pay it?

47. What should I do when school starts? If I don't do my homework, I will finish it. Oh, yo, hey.

48. I want to hug you in the name of long time no see at school.

49. We are in no hurry to start school. It's good to have someone at home to take care of the food.

50. The opening of the school will be the largest online meeting in history.

5 1, for the school, for the teacher, for yourself, is a kind of pain is a kind of hysterical pain.

52. you exist I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

53. Another day in early autumn, I saw the wheat turn yellow again. Fallen leaves can't cover my eyes staring at the school.

54. The days of having lunch after brushing your teeth are coming to an end.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

56. After a winter vacation, I couldn't write a word.

57. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest. I am particularly jet-lagged.

58. Good seniors don't welcome freshmen. Those who rush to help you with your luggage as soon as they settle down are not good seniors. They are good wolves, and the kindest ones are just selling phone cards.

59. We will break up with the summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the school.

60. My wish is that the epidemic will end as soon as possible and the school will start as soon as possible!

6 1, start school if you are not crazy, and you will be finished if you don't do your homework.

62. I have begun to study how to become handsome when I walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

63. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, an excuse for not bringing homework, and a kind of happiness for teachers to ask for leave.

64. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school.

65. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

66, school, you got my people but not my heart.

67. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

68. School is about to start again, and the mobile phone traffic is not enough.

69. The current state is that you can't learn, play or sleep well.

70. A few nights before school starts, there are almost thousands of lights!

7 1. Students who are looking forward to starting school must have someone they like at school.

72. Children have a bad cough, and most of them don't want to start school, so they have a meal.

73, the holiday balance is insufficient, in fact, the school has already started!

74. Before I know it, I will be on the road of no return.

75. School starts in the blink of an eye. If I knew, I wouldn't blink.

76. School has started, and it's time to go back to that place. I'm sleepy all day, not even touching a pillow.

77. What should I do when school starts? If I don't do my homework, I will finish it.

78. If you do well in the exam, you will be called gardenia. If not, it will be called the end of the soul; If you have a parent-teacher conference, you will be called a monster hunter; Call pancake man when you have a holiday; If school starts, the Great Sage will return.

79. Some people say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

80. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

8 1. If you work hard at your homework, it's the night before school starts.

82. 10 years ago, on September 1 day, I walked into the school with my schoolbag on my back, dancing and smiling. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

84. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six years!

85. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

86. At the end of school, I remembered something called summer homework.

87. This winter vacation has become stupid again, and school will start soon. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment?

88. There was no favorite person at school, and there was really no motivation to go to school.

89. It's time to start school. Whether it is school study or social study, I wish you a down-to-earth attitude, study hard and make further progress. You are the best, come on!

90. I have no precautions and no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.