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Talk about the happy mood after pregnancy

1, countdown is 100 days! !

2. Love you more than yourself, baby, come on!

3, the feeling of being kicked around by the baby every day is really happy.

4. I am really happy when I am pregnant. I am a disabled person at home every day. I can eat whenever I want and sleep whenever I want.

5, happy, really happy to be pregnant, my husband is in charge of everything, and the fruit is ready every day.

6. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for a woman to be painful and happy.

7. I am pregnant. In the new year, God gave me the best New Year gift.

8. I am seven months pregnant. I feel very happy watching the baby grow up day by day. I look forward to ta coming to me safely and healthily.

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

10, the baby was really happy when he punched and kicked on his stomach.

1 1. Although pregnancy is a little hard, I am very happy every time I move.

12, maternal love is natural, from the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby is formed in the mother's body, the mother has a very special feeling and soon becomes love.

13, I always think pregnancy should be a very happy thing!

14, tossing and turning since pregnancy. Seeing the clothes sent by my best friend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

15, looking at my circle of friends during pregnancy, I am silly every day, but I don't know that I was really happy at that time.

Tell me how you felt when you knew you were pregnant.

Tell me how you felt when you knew you were pregnant.

First, the blood test results from the local hospital have just come out. The doctor said that the blood value is too low, so it is so difficult to have a baby in vitro. It is recommended to double the blood draw in two days. This blood draw value is too unexpected. I have to cry every day these days. My husband told me yesterday that he had long dreamed that I was pregnant, but it was difficult to keep the baby. After the blood test results came out, my husband mentioned his dream again. He said, you see, my dream is coming true. I regret crying every day these days.

Second, how important it is to have a good mother-in-law Why can't I stand it? Today, I staged a scene of crying. I'm pregnant. Is it so hard for you to cook a meal? I cried and made you feel wronged.

Remember when I told you I was pregnant, what was your answer? Now think about how much the original promise can be realized. Why is the ideal always so beautiful and the reality so helpless ~

Fourth, I woke up at this point ~ Today, it is rare for my parents to approve that I can go to my grandmother's house to sweep the grave and get up early to go home. I haven't been home for a long time, and I haven't seen grandma for a long time. I packed a bowl of vegetarian jiaozi for my grandma. I wonder if my grandmother will be cold in such a cold day. Tell grandma I'm pregnant. I hope she can know that I'm very happy. I haven't seen her for so long. I really miss her and need her very much ~

Honey, I'm three months pregnant, but don't worry, it's not yours and you're not responsible.

On the bus, I saw a couple as soon as I got on the bus. I went over to the man and said, I'm pregnant. The man looked at me in shock and the woman stared at me. The air froze for three seconds, then the woman slapped the man and got out of the car. Before I finished, I said, give me your seat.

Seven, when gold got married, she called me a maid of honor and ordered me to gain 20 pounds. I'm confident. If I'm pregnant, I'm afraid I won't gain 20 pounds. Kim pouted and turned to me, saying that her husband was bullying me. Touch Kim's head and say nothing, wife. Show her 20 Jin! Gold stared at him at once, and his friends around him laughed wildly. This may be the little happiness I expected. I'm joking, you're laughing, and you're getting old all the time.

Last night, I dreamed that I was pregnant, twins and two daughters, and I flew very happily.

I asked Uncle Ann what my first reaction was when I knew I was pregnant. He: seeing a friend off. Me:

I had a dream this morning. I dreamed that I was pregnant. More than five months. Or twins. That kind of feeling is too exciting, especially with a sense of accomplishment and happiness.

1 1. The staff showed me the registration procedure just now and asked me if I was pregnant. I have arranged a seat for you near the emergency exit. For unclear matters, please see the emergency exit notice on the back of the boarding pass. I said yes, thank you.

12. I told my mother: If I get pregnant one day, I won't do this job. My mother said, well, it looks like you did it. So we both laughed on the phone. People can't be selfish all the time, in fact, it comes from feelings and doesn't care about material and the outside world.

Thirteen, when I was just married and not pregnant, I told adults that I couldn't dislike being ugly or getting fat after pregnancy. Later, I got pregnant. He really said that his wife was the most beautiful every day, insisted on giving me an oil massage and accompanied me to do maternity exercises every day. If the husband is like this, what can the wife ask for?

Maybe my position in your heart is like that, but I can care or ignore it. Even if I'm pregnant, so are you. It's all my choice and I deserve it.

15. The last colleague saw that I was pregnant and asked: Are you pregnant? Have you been three months? Haha, I seem to have made another three months.

Sixteen, one day, a dormitory classmate changed his girlfriend's number in his mobile phone to mine while taking a shower. Text him in bed at night. Honey, I'm pregnant. I saw that guy suddenly turn over and get out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and borrowed money from the dormitory.

When I was eighteen, I dreamed that I was pregnant. I moved two boxes of heavy objects unconsciously, and my stomach hurts. I always worry that I can't keep it. Later, I went to the mountain to play, a ruined temple, and Hong went in to see it. I thought it was a little strange, so I said I wouldn't watch it. Let's go.

Nineteen, go on a blind date, and girls will vomit as soon as they see me. The scene is very embarrassing. I jokingly asked: am I ugly? Ha ha! She quickly explained: no, not because you are ugly, but because I am pregnant! I was relieved to hear that, as long as I didn't think I was ugly, and then we had a good chat.

Twenty, vomiting every three to five, I don't know, I think I'm pregnant.

Twenty-one, I obviously ate a bowl of snail powder before going to bed, and now I'm hungry again. Am I a pig or pregnant?

Twenty-two, you are boring me to death. Why are you suddenly unwilling to talk to me tonight? I just said I went to the hospital myself, and you said I was sick. Don't push me when I'm talking to you, dear. Have you considered my feelings? I know I'm not okay at all. I am lazy. I have a small temper and like to play with my face. If I'm not pregnant, you can't fool me at all. I always dream that you don't want me. I'm either chasing you or crying. I'm so afraid it will come true.

Twenty-three, I have been counting the days since I learned about this pregnancy. Basically, except for my family who didn't tell a few people that I was pregnant, the Spring Festival just passed the safety period, so I can celebrate it. Unexpectedly, I will be sad and angry several times every day, and I can't get high anymore.

Twenty-four, some girls like to put small ornaments on the bedside, but these things will be evocative if they are not put well. A post-90s girl bought some trinkets on the Internet and put them on the bed. I didn't expect to have strange dreams at night, and I felt that someone had pinned me down. It got worse and worse. When I woke up, my underwear was wet. I went to the hospital for examination and even said I was pregnant. It turns out.

25. Although I am pregnant, I really don't like those children in the countryside. They are rude, like to rummage, sabotage, have a dark face and like to cry.

26. A man went to the hospital for a physical examination, and the results came out. But the hospital actually took the wrong report and the pregnant woman's report by mistake, and the test result was pregnancy! After reading the report, the man hurried to his wife and gave her a slap in the face! The man scolded: I said I wanted to go, but you didn't! You have to be on it, and now I'm pregnant!

The food in the canteen is not good today. I drank two bowls of tomato and egg soup and two bowls of vegetable rice and ate some meat. Hehehe, everyone else thinks I'm pregnant.

28, his parents have nothing to say. After living together for two months, I got pregnant. My first reaction was no, I saw the sadness in his eyes! After he told his sister, she told me a lot, such as bad abortion, how about it! Then I called my parents and told them that I had a boyfriend and I wanted to marry him. My father ignored me. I didn't say I was pregnant. My husband asked me not to come back to your house yet, in case your parents let you abort.

Twenty-nine, one day in class, my stupid girlfriend suddenly called me and I asked her what it was. She said that checking the post told me to put me on speaker, and I had to listen to the teacher's voice to clear my innocence. I regret it when I turn it on. Idiot has been shouting all his life, husband, I am pregnant, and everyone should be able to imagine my expression!

Thirty, today is really puzzling. Today, a pregnant woman always stood opposite me on the bus and asked me, "You know I'm pregnant, are you still sitting on her?"? Yeah, what did you say to her? I said the baby is really not mine!

Thirty-one, girlfriends are not allowed to drink. My friend invited me to dinner last night and poured me a full glass. My friend kept toasting, but I bowed my head and said nothing. I don't know why I said, I'm pregnant when my brain twitched. I can't drink. I am pregnant.

I will buy a juicer when I am pregnant and drink a glass of juice every day ~

Thirty-three, too scary, too scary, too scary. I dreamed many times that I was pregnant and gave birth to three children. The father of the child is a broken soul.

Thirty-four, there was a female classmate. Her father wanted her to be a soldier very much, but she was not very willing. Her father took the initiative to sign her up! Finally, on the day of physical examination, my sister reluctantly went to the hospital. After going home for a physical examination, her father asked her how she was. Sister said it was a surprise. Her father: Have you had a physical examination? Sister: I'm pregnant. Her father: You are a liar.

Thirty-five, one day I forgot to write it down in my dream. I dreamed that I was pregnant and ran to tell you that you were happy and said that you were going to have a baby. Let me ask you: How? Can we get married? Uncle doesn't object? I ask you again and again. I probably want to be with you too much. Two months. December 2 nd, February 2 nd. Did you put it down?

Thirty-six, the smell of decoration in the store is so bad that it is freezing every day. The result is bloated like a pig every day and actually fat. All the customers who came to the store thought I was pregnant.

37. Today, I realized how close I am to you. I let you be judged by your family. All because I'm pregnant. I will follow you wherever you go, and my family will talk about you. But what can I do now besides talking to you? I really regret having this baby.

38. I want to buy two cases of wine for my dad, so it is said that I only have my dad in my heart. If so, I will take the initiative to buy clothes for your father? I'll give your father half of the health wine I bought? Every time I go to my dad's house, my dad will buy us ribs to kill the chicken, and he will let us bring another chicken to your dad before he leaves. Where's your dad? Even if I was pregnant with less amniotic fluid, the doctor said to drink more sparerib soup and fish soup, and he never stewed it! What you said made me very disappointed and sad.

It sounds as if I am pregnant, but I prefer Miss Shiori Sakura.

Talk about the happy mood of pregnancy.

1, I am so happy when I know I am pregnant.

I have never felt hard since I got pregnant. I felt the baby's fetal movement, but I felt very happy.

3, eight weeks pregnant, the baby is jumping happily in the stomach, I close my eyes, I am very happy.

4, pregnancy is a hard thing, but also very happy ~ this kind of happy man is incomprehensible ~

5. Fatherly love is different from maternal love. A father must see his child leave his mother's body and come to the world to love him. From the first time he saw the child, his father began to like it. The love between father and son is a kind of learning love. Motherly love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby was formed in the mother's body, the mother had a very special feeling and soon became love. The baby has attracted the attention of the mother before it is born. Motherly love is born, and fatherly love is cultivated slowly.

6, pregnant in October, a delivery, pregnant mothers in the world are the hardest and most beautiful!

The loving mother's mind was entangled with her baby as early as pregnancy.

8. In the long pregnancy process, it is also the most beautiful moment for a woman to be painful and happy.

9, suddenly miss the days of pregnancy ~ haha! Because I am really happy and suddenly want to get pregnant! Haha ~

10, pregnant women are the most beautiful women! Because a woman's pregnancy means being a mother, it will exude the charm of motherhood at this time.

1 1. The happiest time for a madman is to be accompanied by a fool, and my best time is only to have you around.

12, I'm pregnant. In the new year, God gave me the best New Year gift.

13, pregnant for 7 months, watching the baby grow up day by day, feeling very happy, expecting ta to come to me safely and healthily.

14, pregnancy is actually very happy, at least I can listen to sweet words every day, and some people wash their feet, socks and shoes.

15, pregnancy is a good opportunity for nature to make women proud and at ease. Here are some examples of beautiful sentences about pregnancy, for reference only!

16, she is pregnant, and her high belly represents the beauty of motherhood. This is a special period in a woman's life. In order to make others pay attention to her, she especially wears lovely maternity clothes. In the past, heavy makeup was plain, and high heels were replaced by flat shoes. Her face began to grow spots, but it looked lovely, like pink spots on a purse flower.

17, I felt the baby move about five months ago. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

18, the baby was really happy when he punched and kicked on his stomach.

19, it's been two months, and I still feel sick every day, but my appetite for food has been changing ~ ~ I feel very happy to have my husband's double love after pregnancy ~

20. Although pregnancy is a bit hard, I am very happy every time I have a fetal movement.

2 1, maternal love is natural. From the day of pregnancy, from the day when the baby is formed in the mother's body, the mother has a very special feeling and soon becomes love.

22, I have always felt that pregnancy should be a very happy thing, how can there be so many unhappiness on me! How could I be so unlucky?

23. I have been tossing and turning since I was pregnant. Seeing the clothes sent by my girlfriend, I suddenly miss the appearance of the child after birth. Being a mother is really happy.

24. Looking at my circle of friends during pregnancy, I am silly every day, but I don't know that I was really happy at that time.

25. In a blink of an eye, the baby is 6 months old and hasn't had breakfast yet. She's probably hungry and keeps poking me in the stomach. Pregnancy is really hard, but every time I move, my mother feels very happy.

About pregnancy, talk about pregnancy and happiness.

Talking about pregnancy

1, my wife is pregnant, so happy, so excited, so happy!

2. A friend and his wife are chatting while eating in a restaurant. When they were happy, a young woman came up to him, looked him in the eye and said, I'm pregnant! The buddy's wife was stunned first, and then slapped him, pulled, pulled, and even cried. This guy wants to cry without tears! At this time, the young woman said faintly: Please put out your cigarette, thank you! Dude, you can't cry when you cover your face. Eating is risky, so be careful when smoking! Commemorate World No Tobacco Day!

I am a little pregnant woman who is pregnant for three months. (I'm married) It seems that nothing is going well and I have encountered setbacks recently. If you have someone to talk to, you can only use this platform to vent. Tell me what happened. When I first learned that I was pregnant for more than a month, I was excited, happy, worried and afraid, and I was looking forward to the arrival of this little life.

4. Once upon a time, Confucius and Laozi drank together, and then Man Zi got pregnant. Either Confucius did it or Lao Tzu did it.

Recently, I fell in love with coffee shop. After work, I always go to various cafes alone, and then listen to people at other tables telling various stories. Some people complain about the abnormal boss, some people say how they earned their first bucket of gold, and some people directly and generously discuss how his wife is pregnant, how he is happy, and how he is miserable. All kinds of stories make up a colorful life, bitter and sweet. It's good.

6. Time flies so fast that things have changed before I have time to recall ... He is married, the bride is not the one he loved so much, she is pregnant, and the father of the child is not the ignorant teenager who was jealous of me at the beginning. Everyone is moving forward. I still want to be alone. This undisturbed life seems more comfortable than two people. ...

7. If you don't scream in pain, you don't know that I will feel bad. How much care have you given me since I was a child? Other people's daughters are pregnant, and I have to be better than nothing. I don't ask you to give me more care. Can you make me less sad?

That rude music teacher is pregnant.

9. When a classmate takes a shower, change his girlfriend's phone number to mine. Send him a text message in bed at night "Husband, I'm pregnant". I saw that guy.

10, tell a story. A young mother is pregnant. She is pregnant with twins. Just when she should be happy, the pregnancy reaction came and she was very tired. She can't eat at all, and her husband can't go home. At that time, young mothers always slept alone at night. When she was not pregnant before, she was not afraid of herself. When she was pregnant, she was a little scared every night. After 29 weeks, pregnancy-induced hypertension was diagnosed and required to be hospitalized for observation. Fortunately, I was discharged from the hospital a week later, but I was hospitalized again when I was examined in the hospital a week later. At this time, my husband's parents came over, and I usually had intravenous drip with his parents in the hospital. Very uncomfortable. At that time, the young mother wanted her husband to be with her, at least she was happy with her.

1 1. I broke up with my boyfriend, only to find that I was pregnant.

12, = = I don't understand that Meijia is pregnant, and Ziqiao doesn't take care of her and is still looking for a chick here.

13, if I'm pregnant this time, I'm going to have an abortion and then choose to kill myself. Don't call me stupid, I'm hopeless.

14, I am so happy! Today is 1.2, the first anniversary of my marriage with my wife. My wife gave me a big surprise. My wife is pregnant! What a double happiness!

15, teacher, your object is pregnant, not your baby doll.

16, I just told you that I might be pregnant, but you didn't answer my phone. Did I mention that I must be pregnant? I mistook the fisheye for a pearl.

17, an asshole got my sister pregnant, and then he found a woman outside. Do you think I should slap him?

18, if she is pregnant, you will marry her. If I am pregnant, will you divorce and come back to me?

19, strong man, you are pregnant!

20. I am pregnant Give me courage. I want to tell him.

2 1. How to distinguish diaosi from auricularia auricula rich in Gao Shuai? I am pregnant. Fu, let's break up. Auricularia auricula, honey, I'm kidding you. Black fungus opens QQ blacklist, does it? Diaosi, why did you delete me yesterday? Auricularia auricula, just kidding. I am pregnant. Diaosi, is it his? Mushroom, um, will you accompany me to the hospital tomorrow? Diaosi eyes moist, take out your mobile phone. Mom, the school has to pay tuition.

22. The best sister is pregnant. I'm really happy for her. I wish her a healthy baby monkey.

Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible.

24. I don't know how it dripped today. I feel nauseous. I vomited several times, but I didn't vomit anything rough. I took a bite at lunch and threw it away. Would it be better to eat some sour food? I ordered a yogurt, but I didn't feel better. Am I a symptom of pregnancy? You shouldn't, dad. Please, you are responsible for me, huh ~

25, baby, today is the most uncomfortable day for Ma Ma to learn that she is pregnant. When the stomach is bloated, there is always a force coming up. I am always sleepy. I fell asleep at 6 o'clock yesterday and didn't get enough sleep until 6 o'clock this morning. I can't tell you how I feel, and I can't tell you how uncomfortable I am!

Talk about the happy mood of pregnancy

1, don't be so persistent, you old bitch are almost pregnant.

She is pregnant and you abandoned her. Are you worthy of the woman you love?

I recalled the only abortion in my life. I haven't been together for years. Suddenly, he wants to be together at noon. I'm ready t, open it. He insisted on not using it and was pregnant. I can't do anything. God told him to bring a T, but he wouldn't listen. If you are pregnant, you must have an abortion. Isn't this fatal? People don't feel reluctant to part with the new life in their bellies at all. After the fight, people don't ask, don't care, and say nothing but eat.

4, my wife is pregnant, I am very happy, I hope that the baby in my wife's belly will grow up healthily, and I wish my wife good health; Son, you're going to have a younger brother (or sister), and you won't be lonely anymore. Are you happy?

I'm pregnant. It's his, but he doesn't like me. He said to abort the baby, but I didn't agree. He thinks I'm forcing him. He ignored me after I promised him to abort the baby.

6. I love him, but he slept with others and got the little girl pregnant because she gave him a woman's last bottom line, and finally the third girl became the protagonist and I became the protagonist. .

7. I have been running. Although I have been too busy to go home and have no time to take weekends recently, I feel that everything I have done since I came to Anshan is very meaningful. I am really happy to see the patient smile happily after pregnancy.

8.m: Baby, I will be responsible for you. Woman: That's very kind of you. A year later, female: I am pregnant. M: Let's break up. Woman: It's a good thing I'm not pregnant with you.

9. My wife told me that I was pregnant today. I am so happy! Dear, I will take good care of you and our baby all my life!

10, the female neighbor came over and said: Being fat has advantages. I said: Why did the female neighbor say: I was arrested by the traffic police for driving today, and I was fined for not wearing my seat belt. I said I was pregnant, and the traffic police looked at my stomach and let me go. I said, you are really good. You don't even have a boyfriend Anyway, I'm walking around her door now. Why didn't she let the dog go?

1 1, Lv Ziqiao and Meijia are pregnant, and you are still cultivating feelings sooner or later!

12, Singles Day is here. Birds fall in love, ants live together, flies get pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for? I thought this year was over, but I didn't expect to be alone.

13, my buddy's girlfriend ran off with a rich second generation. A few months later, my buddy's girlfriend got pregnant and the rich second generation ran away and came back to find my buddy. The buddy said, it doesn't matter, let's wait until the baby is born. The buddy ran away after the baby was born.

14, when it was too stormy to go out for a walk, I remembered Deng Deng Deng! Sims. Pinch a handsome T first, then a beautiful P, and then let them reproduce with gnome patches, betting on T pregnancy or P pregnancy! Happiness is that simple!

15, his ex-partner 100 had a hymen and then they slept together. I'm not a virgin. He loves me. His ex-partner was pregnant and he broke up with me. I smiled and said that I also spent 100 yuan on it.

16. Write if you want. Don't be barren It's no use. If you want us to give you courage, we will give you a flower. Then I'll give you an egg. You are pregnant.

17, girlfriends are not allowed to drink. My friend invited me to dinner last night and poured me a full glass. My friend kept toasting, but I bowed my head and said nothing. I don't know why I said, I'm pregnant when my brain twitched. I can't drink. I am pregnant.

18, according to this sound, I am pregnant, but I still prefer Miss Shiori Sakura.

19, acquaintance, love, engagement, marriage, work, pregnancy, caesarean section, growing up and getting married, we are old.

20. When I was a child, I always thought scarab was a man, until I heard that she was pregnant a while ago. My childhood was ruined @

2 1, I want to test him. He told him I was pregnant. He said it doesn't matter, although it's not his child, he will raise it with me, and suddenly he cried.

22. The food in the canteen is not good today. I drank two bowls of tomato and egg soup and two bowls of vegetable rice and ate some meat. Hehehe, everyone else thinks I'm pregnant.

23. When I was just married and not pregnant, I told adults that I couldn't dislike being ugly or getting fat after pregnancy. Later, I got pregnant. He really said that his wife was the most beautiful every day, insisted on giving me an oil massage and accompanied me to do maternity exercises every day. If the husband is like this, what can the wife ask for?

24. "Husband, I am pregnant." "I have been ligated a long time ago." "Oh, I'm kidding." "I'm joking, too."

I haven't menstruated for two months, so I thought I was pregnant.