What are some hurtful and warm sentences used between best friends?

1. Why did the phone run out of battery so quickly? Come and tell me, who did you discharge the battery to?

2. You look like a QR code. If you don’t scan it, you really don’t know what it is.

3. Don’t just see rich people having smooth sailing on the surface. In fact, they also have smooth sailing behind the scenes.

4. The brain is a daily necessities, I hope you don’t treat it as a decoration.

5. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

6. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

7. The flagpole erected eight hundred years ago, an old bachelor.

8. If you have nothing to do, just bask in the sun. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot.

9. Don’t think that the world has abandoned you, that the world has no time to care about you.

10. The world is as big as the one you lack.

11. Time is like a butcher's knife, but you are so ugly that it cannot use it.

12. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

13. The king of hell issued a notice and told lies.

14. You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll be like someone else’s ugly parent; if you’re not smart, you’ll be someone else’s bald head!

15. It’s not your fault that you look ugly, but it’s your fault that you look scary.

16. My child, a fool cannot be resurrected!

17. Although you dress very dangerously, you look very safe.

18. The zombie opened your mind, shook your head, and left disappointed. The eyes of the passing dung beetle lit up.

19. Protect yourself, care for others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

20. Life is not only about the wolfberries in front of you, but also Bawang shampoo and thermos cup.