Funny Comments on WeChat (Selected)

Wechat is online. What is your copy? We can change the suffix quietly and scare our friends when they poke their heads. So, what are the funny notes on WeChat? The following are the funny remarks I made on WeChat, welcome to read!

Wechat takes a sentence with a funny suffix.

1, pat your fragile dignity

2. Pat my speeding chariot to slow me down.

I patted "X" on the skin and said: Blowing a bomb can break it.

4. coffin board. hi

Pat my X watermelon and dig a spoonful.

6, waist said: so thin.

7. Pat my face and say: awesome!

8. Clap my door and say go out to play.

9. I patted me on the shoulder and asked if I was the wife of money.

10, it stinks after filming my fart X.

1 1, patted my X spaceship and asked me to give up my seat.

12, found belly fleshy.

13, pat me meow, ignored.

14, my ass said, not as big as me.

15, arrested illegally after taking X-ray photos.

16, patted my receipt code and paid 88.

17, the wallet said to swipe my card.

18, small hands are really white.

19, an empty wallet

20. Pat me on the X shoulder and say, Dad, you have worked hard.

2 1, patted X's charming abdominal muscles.

22. I patted my resume and said, that's awesome.

23. A brain full of wisdom

24. Clap my hand and say: Please drink milk tea.

25, patted X's little belly.

26. Fairy aura

27. My stomach says I'm not hungry.

28. pat me on the shoulder and ask for the object?

29. Pat my X cone and paste it.

30, clap my shoulder and call dad.

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1. patted my wallet and said that he would support me for life.

2. Pat your son and say hello, big brother!

I patted my shower gel and blew bubbles.

4. Pat my cone and paste it.

Pat my milk tea and say this one is on me.

6. Pat my rice and say ten more bowls.

7. Pat your ex's grave and burn incense.

After taking pictures of my fruit, I was arrested for breaking the law.

9. I patted my pillow and said that I would come and order together.

10. Pat my bed and say go to sleep. Dreaming about me.

1 1. Pat my bed and say the pig is still sleeping.

12. I patted my spaceship to show that I want to go to heaven, too.

13. patted my trash can and said it was my home.

14. I felt jealous when I photographed my Big Ben (all luxury goods).

15. I patted my instant noodles and broke them all over the floor.

16. Patted my back seat and said to take me home.

17. Pat my cucumber and sprinkle a handful of salt.

18. Hit my ball and hit myself.

19. When I patted my window, a face appeared.

20. Pat my dog and turn its head into a bite.

2 1. patting my brick shows that I am timid.

22. I patted the table, but my sister just refused.

23. Pat my watermelon and dig a spoonful.

24. Pat my horn and get out of the way in front.

25. Pat me on the shoulder and call me Dad.

26. Patted my little face and said, "It's beautiful."

27. Patted my Lamborghini and asked me to drive her.

28. Pat me on the shoulder and say, Dad, you have worked hard.

29. Pat me on the head and call me Dad.

30. patted my noble toes

3 1. Pat my waist and lower my head.

32. I patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles and shivered.

33. I patted my Porsche and sang conquest.

34. I patted my mansion and accidentally collapsed.

35. Patted my cactus and smiled.

36. I patted my chest hair and my mouth watered.

37. Patted her boyfriend and said he had a good eye.

38. Patted my leader and said, fire me.

39. Pat my ashtray and drink it.

40. I patted my wallet and became messy.

4 1. patted my head and said, "Why am I bald?"

42. Pat my meat and say, "Stop eating."

43. Pat my spaceship and let me give up my seat.

44. It's clever to pat me on the head.

45. Kiss my ass and say you are beautiful.

46. I patted my prosperous beauty and was dizzy by beauty.

47. Pat me on the head and say, What's the matter, baby?

48. Pat my speeding chariot and tell me to slow down.

49. My fart stinks after filming.

50. patting my plain face shows that I am extremely embarrassed.

Wechat takes funny notes.

1, cactus smiled.

2. The mansion collapsed unexpectedly.

3. Little face said: It's so cute.

4, eight abdominal muscles trembling

5, forehead, obviously no burns.

6, small waist, bowed his head

7. Pat Zhang Dongsheng's wig.

8. Pat your little fairy face.

I want to dig a spoonful of watermelon.

10' s sexy leg hair tied in a knot.

1 1, Shi Sheng beauty, stunned by beauty.

12, patted X's fairy face.

13, pat the dirt on X's shoes.

14, pat my quadriceps.

15, patted my eight-pack abdominal muscles.

16, patted X's little head.

17, patted "another pig's head"

18, my shoulder said, go climbing?

19, patted X's waist and said, it's so thin.

20. Take an X and give you a kiss.

2 1, patted my cactus and said it hurts.

22. Jackson Yi's girlfriend patted you.

23, thighs, alas ~ still so much meat.

24. Your own conscience, huh? Don't!

25. Clapped X's hand and said, That's it?

26. patted x's bald head.

27. I patted the head of the people who ate melons and smiled.

28. patted x on the back and called big brother.

29, patted X's nose and pinched it.

30. Pat X's melon and ask if it is ripe.

3 1, patted X's little hand and said, it's really white.

32. I patted my six-pack abdominal muscles and broke them.

33. Kun patted my face: it's really beautiful.

34. Pat X on the head and say, "Why are you bald?"

35.Jackson Yee patted you and said, what a beautiful wife.

36. Roy patted my pillow and said, Move over a little.

37. Pat X's ass and leave?

38. Pat me on the head and say you are a fucking genius.

39. Karry patted me and said, Where shall we go for a date today?

40. Hugh patted me on the head, which is really clever.

4 1, the belly is getting bigger and bigger, at least for more than three months.

42. Zhang Dongsheng patted me on the shoulder and said, Are you going to climb the mountain?

43. Jackson Yi filmed you/you filmed Jackson Yi.

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