The complete works of hooliganism

In fact, I have always been very popular: I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.

Will you be as humane as possible when treating you as a human being?

Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

5,: Are you two, or two, two is yes, no three no four.

6. What the RMB should do is to take the path of the US dollar, so that the US dollar has no way out.

Notre Dame de Paris is missing a bell ringer, so it's up to you.

8. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

Without the moon, the sun will still shine Without the sun, the moon would disappear.

10: It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but it's terrible to meet a bunch of rogue software.

1 1: Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

12: Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something.

13: I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

14: Lovers make jack a Jill.

15: There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money!

As far as your mind is concerned, you can get out.

1, how far your mind is, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

3. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild it.

5. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

6. Who are you making that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.

7. I gave you a chance to apologize, but you pretended to be X with me. You have the right to pretend to be X with me, and I have the strength to kill you.

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

9. Ugliness is not your fault. You can't be honest. You have to show off in an ostentatious manner and let us know that you are the eldest brother.

10. Do I have a man? I am jealous. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander me behind my back?

1 1. When you are treated as a person, please try to act like one.

12, the child went home to buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to honor your parents.

13. When I saw you, I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

14, you either have late puberty or early menopause.

15, a woman like you is really poking, almost poking my contact eye off.

16, if someone says, fart, you can say, you want to eat.

17, you were short of calcium since childhood, and you were short of love since childhood. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a screw daughter-in-law, owing; You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? !

18, that's why, scientifically, not only but also, I'm your father.

19, look at you. You are well-proportioned, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is not like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

20. When the festival arrives, I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, and they will undoubtedly die. Part two: shameless people, invincible in the world: invincible people

A little domineering. Tell me how far the emotional signature idea is, and you can get out.

First, there are several obvious characteristics of old age. One is amnesia, the other is grace, and the other is inability to remember.

Second, artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared, because we advocate pure nature.

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

Tell me what I need. I'll tell you how to live without it.

5. Being handsome is useless. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

Six, how far is the thought, how far you roll!

Seven, the leaves leave, because of the pursuit of the wind or the tree does not retain?

Eight, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person!

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

Eleven, the world's eggs can unite to break stones? ! So be realistic.

12. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men.

Thirteen, in fact, there is no definite pursuit in life, and what you lack most will be what you want most. From this perspective, shameless is glorious.

What I despise most is people who despise others.

15. Older unmarried women are like the last dish when vegetable farmers close the stall. Even if it is still green, others dare to reduce the price to a minimum.

Sixteen, the so-called tolerance is a magic weapon used to trick others into forgiving your mistakes or maintaining dignity when you are in a weak position.

Tell me how far it is.

Every quarrel is because of their family. It is good for others to do the same thing, and it is right for his family to do it. I don't talk to unreasonable people. I go as far away as possible.

Tell me how far it is.

I really hope love rat stays away from my friends as far away as possible.

Second, over the years, I have been holding the attitude of letting people who don't trust him get out as much as possible. I believe in this kind of thing. Once you have doubts, it is difficult to return to your original heart.

Three, fuck it! ! ! ! I just want to swear, whatever it is, as far away as possible.

Fourth, you are really blind. How far are you from today? Who do you think you are? You're blind for your own good, huh?

Life is too short to learn subtraction. Some people have one more and one less. If something bad happens, they will come to you. You've never shared anything beautiful. What do you want them to do? How far are they? .

Six, of course, some malicious garbage, please get as far away as possible, go out and turn right and jump into the sea, and have a pleasant discussion with sharks.

7. Support Jimmy and Kawaii and understand how old-fashioned, introverted, sensitive, fragile, lazy, motivated, playing fitness ball, disrespecting you and muddling along. To support them is to support yourself.

8. Memories and I don't like to talk. You are just a passer-by. You don't know how to cherish, you don't deserve happiness, you don't deserve everything, and you let me know what is heartless and rude! Let me see everything! Makes me feel very tired, very tired!

If you love me, you must love all of me. After knowing everything about me, I still choose mine. I am willing to entrust the rest of my life to you, otherwise, I will get as far away as possible. . .

10. sj is on the other side of the jelly. Remember not to slip. When I see you, I will feel the diaphragm. blr has nothing to do with me. Get as far away as possible.

There are always some people who want you to be their lifeline when they need help. When they overcome the difficulties, they will be too lazy to talk to you, and even hope that you can go as far as possible. In order to be kind to yourself, it is good to associate with people selectively and stay away from people who make you unhappy.

12. What the world lacks most is not money, but love. The world without love is cold. I am so eager for warmth that in recent years I have gone from initial disappointment to no longer extravagant hopes. Finally, I just want to live well, take every step at my feet, give myself hope and give myself a future. Please stay away and get as far away as possible.

Thirteen, the children of single-parent families argue a few words: those who think that the family is complete, the baby is rooted, the baby is red, and dislike the growth of single-parent families are incomplete and unhealthy. How far have you gone! How positive can this self-righteous arrogance bring to children? The psychological castration of your baby is no less harmful than the incomplete family of others. If the children taught have the same ideological realm as you, they will be similar to cerebral palsy in my eyes.

Fourteen, when you are trapped, someone asks you to do this and that, then this person can get as far away as possible!

Fifteen, people are shameless, and the devil takes the hindmost. Finally, I realized that if I couldn't achieve my goal, I would start to be a demon and roll as far as I could.

Seventeen, empty black all the links that should have been deleted long ago, this is my last dignity for myself. After I left this time, I thoroughly saw people's hearts. After I left last time, I sometimes feel silly and miss it. Will there be nostalgia this time? Oh, that's impossible. It is that kind of hatred and unforgivability that always takes me away from people and things I hated before, until I meet that kind of indifference that is too dull to look back. Fuck, get as far away as possible. If I can, I really hope I will never meet you again.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you are still lying when I know the truth, so true and so deep. Hehe, I just want to say how far you are! I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!

19. Don't hold out too much hope for others. You treat him like a human being, and others may not treat you like a human being. Those people around me don't dislike me, so stay as far away as possible.

I have nothing to say when I meet someone who eats shit. Go away. Same as before. You have slag there. Do whatever you like. Get as far away as possible. No tears, only sweat can prove it. Running away from this place is the only thing I want to do now.

Twenty-one, drag your mother b, like 2580 thousand, who will treat you in the future! Asshole! For labor and capital, go as far as possible.

Twenty-two, this idiot, get as far away as possible, directly pull the black room, my success does not need proof of cats and dogs, and yours, it's none of my business, get out.

23. Let me give you another example. What I want here is that I hope you can understand. Sorry, my request is that you go as far as you can.

Twenty-four, the most despised man is not good for you at first, and he is getting colder and colder. Bah! I don't regret walking as far as scum like you can.

Twenty-five, don't give me fifty boards every time. Before opening the wheat, ask yourself who was the first bitch. I will do my best. I have a bad temper and like to call names.

26. I hate people who always show their faces to others. It seems that everyone in the world has to obey his wishes. If he is a little out of his mind, he begins to put on airs with a long face. In the final analysis, it takes two hands to make a sound. Don't always overestimate yourself. Nobody owes you anything, so get as far away as possible, or you will be angry about it!