It's funnier than telling short sentences.

Let's take a look at funny short sentences. Friends who like funny short sentences should collect them quickly. These stories are sure to make you fall in love.

First, teasing is more humorous than talking about short sentences.

1. I have a crush on you. Come with me.

Love you is as sweet as watermelon.

3. Delighting in Rain on a Spring Night, I like you.

With you, the rest of my life is precious.

5. Write my life in your name.

6. Everything is grass, and you are a green hill.

7. I haven't been home for a long time after hearing the wind.

8. The next word I love you is love you.

9. Only I am sweet. They are all little pigs.

10. The original intention is you, the ending is you, and the process is you.

1 1. I think one day, you are cooking and I am making trouble.

12. Charming is my tenderness for you.

13. The warmest good night comes from the person you love most.

14. I like this world because it has you.

15.？ Thinking of you has become something I have to do every day.

16. I miss you so much. Anyway, I like you.

17. My city is too small for you alone.

18. I'm cute. Do you want to try qaq?

19. Love can fall in a few seconds without bedding.

20. You are nothing, just what I want.

Second, happy funny sentences talk about mood.

1. I hope you are like a beautiful mountain river, which many people yearn for, but belongs to me.

You didn't say a spell, but all the stars fell in your eyes.

My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

It is said that there are nine kinds of sadness in love, and I am actually one of them.

I'll give you a hug, and then you'll be mine, okay?

6. Isn't it the best gift to meet such a lovely me?

Even so, I feel really glad to meet you.

8. People who can hide in their hearts and secretly like them are all sweet bubbles.

9. You are my favorite baby. Give me the sweet strawberry juice without changing it.

10. Don't be polite to me. Sooner or later, it will be an account.

1 1. My legs are open, just waiting for my husband to lend me a waist.

12. I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.

13. If I can't eat grapes, it's sour. If I eat them, I'll show off in an ostentatious manner.

14. You are very happy. I don't like it, but I like you.

15. You are the best. If someone is better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

16. We are not suitable. I'm so cute that I'm a sweet burden to you.

17. I only allow you in my heart in my life. It's good that the deer keeps hitting you.

18. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

19. If you don't like playing well with other girls, you just don't like it, have a bad temper and are willful.

20. If you are so ambiguous, you might as well make it clear as soon as possible. You know, I am the woman you will never sleep with.