Tik Tok, a humorous joke about dating a boyfriend.

Tik Tok 1-25 1, I subvert the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

2. The best me in the future will be yours.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

I like the color of the sky, the smell of the wind, the depth of the sea and your voice.

5. How time flies! Time passed in the blink of an eye. You should cherish your friends, friendship and love, have a happy life with you, cherish your work and life, be happy every day, and wish you good luck.

6. See what the world is like and meet you.

7. Looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

8. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine.

9. The so-called eating goods means that you are full and have nothing to do.

10, recalling the eventful years in the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends so much. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I hope all the good men in the world have needs and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

1 1, for no reason, I just like you.

12, may the sun shine everywhere you go; May the distance you dream be warm.

13, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

14, a kiss; A hug; A phone call; A shoulder; Love me; A date; A bowl of fish eggs; A box of lunch; Travel to the seaside; A heavy rain; Cold winter; Hot summer; A section of road; A road; Small quarrel; A bus; Always holding hands; Always trust; Always inclusive; Always know, one you, single-minded. Love is that simple.

15, women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't understand fashion. You are not a complete woman.

16. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

17, there are doorways for health preservation in summer, pears moisten the lungs and eliminate phlegm, apples have high antidiarrheal nutrition, cucumbers are effective in losing weight, kiwi fruit is effective in inhibiting cancer, tomatoes nourish blood and help the face, lotus roots relieve alcoholism, oranges regulate qi and eliminate phlegm, and leeks nourish kidney and warm knees and waist.

18, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder.

19, there is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with your company, idiots will finish reading it.

20, don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

2 1, if you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you don't lose weight.

22. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, and ... sleep!

23. Because I miss you, I am not myself.

24, Spongebob send big star friendship can not be forgotten.

25. Losing weight means eating all the delicious food in the world in one day. In order to realize this lofty and happy ideal, I decided to eat from now on. Only in this way can I save enough strength to lose weight.

Tik Tok. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

27. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

28. I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to tell you that I love you.

29. When will you have a lover? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. Rest is the hardest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!

30. Modern human beings are miserable, their lives are wasted too much, their consciousness level is backward, they don't pay attention to saving water and electricity, motorcycles and cars can fly, and the environment is flooded. We want to reduce emissions and slow down global warming, and the whole world will join hands to resist it.

3 1, no matter how hard life is, no matter how busy work is, because having you is sweet.

32. When I am strong enough, I will be your brightest sun, only to shine and warm for you.

33. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.

34. Don't date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

You are the only one for me, and nothing is more important than you.

36. In the past, the sea was hardly water. Chicken leg and shredded pork with fish sauce.

37. On the surface, people who are friendly with you may stab you in the back, and people who say that they want to be separated from us for a lifetime are often the same, but people who have heard bad things will help you when you fall and praise you when you show off your achievements. Never look at people from other people's mouths, but feel them with your heart. People who are really nice to you will not be in a hurry to let you know. They are like stars in the sky. When you look up, you will see a flash.

38. Go with the flow. See you next time.

39. It's better to meet your sister than to eat any noodles.

40, humorous quotations: life is like pancakes, it takes enough rounds to mature; Being drunk is not the fault of wine, but a high degree of affection; I hate books less when I use them, but I hate meat too much when I lose it. Jobs passed away, and our Forbes ranking rose by one place!

4 1, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, and at most it is to help. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.

42. When you say that you are broad-minded and fat, the thought of your weight is depressing.

43. Friends who are not related by blood are my own relatives.

44. What I see is as important to you as my life.

45. It's interesting to have dinner with this child today.

46. Those who say that the stars are bright must not have seen your eyes. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

47. I have two loveliness. One is that I am cute, and the other is that I love you!

48. I hope to see you again after being displaced. At that time, you were just mature, and I just took off my thorn and learned to be gentle.

49. Many things come naturally, so you can't be anxious or impatient. No good state will come easily. When you have had enough of the pain of the present, the sweetness of the future will naturally come, and you can enjoy it with peace of mind; Buy it, don't compare prices; Eat, don't regret; Love is love, don't be suspicious; When it breaks up, it breaks up. Don't slander it. Face life with a smile, carefree, unrestrained, casual, casual.

50, I want to thin into a light, illuminate all the wretched fat paper.

The most interesting copy of Tik Tok.

Tik Tok's funniest copy (I) 1. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

When treating you as a human being, please try to act like a human being!

It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly.

There is no rehearsal in life, and live broadcast every day, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

6. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

7. I used to have eight abdominal muscles on me, but when I practiced the ninth one, I became possessed, and I became one.

8. Low-key male show high-profile, high-profile signs of being beaten.

9. After all, it is not easy for us to get along in today's society.

10. If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

1 1. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only one does not know how to cherish anyone.

12. God closed a door for you and went to bed.

13. Go the way of others, so that others have no choice but to go their own way and let others follow me.

14. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

15. I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

16. There was always a lot of traffic at first, and then it gradually disappeared.

17. When life throws a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back.

18. All the troubles are because you are poor.

19. As long as you work hard, you will win.

20. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

Tik Tok's Most Funny and Humorous Copywriting (Part II) 2 1. You don't listen to what you say, you don't understand what you hear, you don't do what you do, you make a mistake, you don't admit what you do, you don't change what you do, you don't accept what you change, you don't say what you do! What do you want me to say about you?

22. I just like quiet. Don't think I won't go crazy.

23. It is more difficult to think, think, think, think, think and give up in life. A lot of things, you can't let go if you want to, and you can give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you know are wrong, but you always insist on, but you always guard when you know it is not good.

24. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

25. Your sunshine will make the world wonderful because of you!

26. The fountain is beautiful because it has pressure; The waterfall is spectacular because she has no way out; Water can penetrate the stone because it exists forever. The same is true of life, dedicated to everyone who works hard.

27. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

28. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

29. If you can't get into other people's world, don't crowd. Aren't you tired?

30. The first button is wrong, but you didn't find it until the last button. Some things are wrong from the beginning, but only in the end do you have to admit it.

3 1. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

32. The sky is grey and the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

33. Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

I have settled down your brother since I met your sister.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

37. Who doesn't have a musical instrument these days? I quit. I played well.

38. Want to be spoiled, want to be happy, want you, forget it, want money.

Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded.

40. I am sleepy all the year round, but I am most awake when I lie in bed.

Tik Tok's funniest copy (Part III) 4 1. It is not that there is no water in the well, but that it is not dug deep enough; It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly. It takes wisdom to get one thing and courage to give it up!

42. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.

43. Homework always accompanies us when we grow up.

44. I hope you can all have love, and I enjoy money alone.

45. Some people make you feel bad, while others make your teeth ache because of lack of patience.

46. Every effort deserves to be respected.

47. The last bus of happiness is not missed, but not crowded.

48. You are nice, but you are a little ugly.

It is said that many people look at the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

50. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

5 1. Be independent until you don't depend on anyone, don't expect warmth except yourself, and be independent until you can live a better life.

52. Nothing is more infectious than enthusiasm. It can touch hard stones, which is the essence of sincerity.

53. Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

54. The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of my life occurred when I was called by the teacher in class, when I went down the stairs, and when you smiled at me.

You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

56. Struggle for one year, spring, summer, autumn and winter, and struggle for life, with no regrets.

57. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

58. If you don't work hard, you are out!

59. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.

60. My life is up to me, and heaven will destroy me.

Tik Tok's simple love story teased her boyfriend.

Tik Tok's simple love story teases her boyfriend (Part I) 1. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and a fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

2. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

3.78 "Can you read palms?" "A little, you need me in your life."

4. "Do you know who I can't live without?" I don't know. "Of course I can't live without you."

5. The floating world is 3,000, I love three, and the sun and the moon are green. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.

I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

7. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

8. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

9. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, you are still you.

10. "It's always thirsty to wake up in the morning in autumn and winter" Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

1 1. I'm super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

12. There is a sweet way. I eat sugar and cake every day and miss you.

13. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

14. Do you know the happiest number? What is this? It's five o'clock. Why? Let's have a look (after the opponent is five, stretch out his hand and clasp his fingers)

15. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

16. Do you know what I like to drink most recently? What? Take good care of you.

17. If I want, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

18. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

19. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

20. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

Tik Tok's tacky love story teases her boyfriend (2)1. It is the most beautiful encounter in my life to meet you at first sight. Making a promise with you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

22. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

23. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

24. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

25. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

26. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

27. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me."

28. Did you ask about the smell of burning? That's my heart burning.

29. Once upon a time, the person in front of you was a sweetheart. Later, the sweetheart was a pillow person.

30. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

3 1. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

32. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "

33. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

34. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

35. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

36. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

37. I want to be like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.

39. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

40. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

Tik Tok's country love story teases her boyfriend (Chapter 3) 4 1. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight1000 m. then what "Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?"

42. "Have you ever fucked if you are the one?" No "Then why do you look like the girl I love?"

43. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm.

44. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

45. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

46. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

47. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.

48. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

49. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

50. Don't you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.

5 1. "I want to change my avatar". What kind? "You are like this."

52. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

53. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

54. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

55. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

56. "What's your material?" Pure cotton "no, I think it's girlfriend's material."

57. "Do you know which god I like best?" "Your eyes"

58. "You are so homely." "no" "but you have always stayed in my heart and never moved."

59. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

60. How to solve your worries? Only hug you.

Tik Tok's very popular humorous classic copy

Tik Tok's very popular humorous classic copy 1. It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly.

2. If you don't eat in the bowl, just eat in the pot.

I have two hobbies, quiet and moving, quiet is sleeping, and moving is turning over.

The last bus of happiness is not missed, but not crowded.

5. I'm afraid I can't pass the exam, but I'm afraid I dare not.

6. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

7. Time is always getting old, but it's hard for you to keep all the good things you once had.

8. The world is bigger than what you lack.

9. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

10. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

1 1. High-profile, high-profile male show signs of being beaten.

12. Exercise actively if you are too fat, improve your diet if your skin is not good, change your temperament if you can't change your facial features, learn if you don't know how to dress, and never let yourself stop being beautiful.

13. Nothing is more infectious than enthusiasm. Being able to touch the stone is the essence of sincerity.

14. I tried to close the refrigerator door slowly and see when the lights went out.

15. You think you are great, because you are big and dinosaurs are still big, so they are not extinct.

16. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

17. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.

18. Time can never stop the pace of dreams. With a stubborn persistence, learn to let your dreams grow a little every day.

19. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

20. There are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

Tik Tok's very popular humorous classic essay II 2 1. I have never understood mathematics since I picked up the pen that fell to the ground in my first year of high school.

22. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

23. How time flies, only one second, just two seconds.

24. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

26. Youth is fleeting, no music, no movies, no lovers as preservatives.

27. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

28. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

29. The feeling of taking a courier is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door after being disassembled.

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

3 1. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

32. Grandpa's paper made many teenagers become lonely old people.

33. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

34. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

35. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

36. Some people seem to be well-informed, but even Peggy Piggy has never seen them behind their backs.

37. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

38. Your daughter is incompetent. She will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

39. Don't fall in love with me. You are hypocritical. Let's get married.

40. Don't wait for opportunities, but create opportunities; There is no natural self-confidence, only self-confidence that is constantly cultivated. There is only one way to choose-the way to give up; There is only one way to refuse-that is the road to growth. Attitude determines height, and height determines fate. Be hard on yourself, be hard again, because if you want to be more than others, you must pay more than others.

Tik Tok's very popular humorous classic prose III 4 1. I sent you roses that day, and there was a fragrance in your hand. You returned my roses the other day, and my hands were bruised.

42. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.

43. Medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't relieve the real worries.

44. Lie down where you fell, and you may get up and fall again.

45. It is best to show food in a circle of friends at noon, because there will be retribution sooner or later!

46. Money can do things well, but no money can do people well. This is life.

47. Even if my love is cheap, it's not a discount for you.

48. Recently, I have been using antihypertensive drugs, and the effect is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters taller, which means it hurts a little when I put it in my shoes one by one.

49. As long as you work hard, you will win.

50. When I get rich, we will buy two lollipops, one for you and the other for you.

5 1. Full of wisdom, face suddenly enlarged.

52. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework.

53. Only those who have really worked hard will understand the importance of talent.

54. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

55. I will return all the heavy rains I missed in those years to you.

If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

57. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you in the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

58. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

There is no need to live in memories. You should change your present predicament from now on. See you in September and hello in October.

60. What Tanabata is not Tanabata? I'm still happy without your mother.

Tik Tok's most popular drinking humor sentence.

Tik Tok's most popular drinking humor sentence 1 1. Wine makes the hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

2. Wine meets bosom friends and poetry is sung to people.

I have stories and wine. Do you want to go with me?

4. How much sadness can there be, just like a pot of Erguotou.

5. two cups a day, it will be uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

6. Never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

7. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

8. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

9. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

10. Wine is food, and the more you drink, the younger you get;

1 1. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the winery director will let you be!

12. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

13. Too sentimental to drink.

14. If others don't know, unless you drink.

15. Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

16. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know that no one loves you until you are sick.

17. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

18. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

19. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

20. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

2 1. I want to give up drinking, but what I hate most in my life is wasting alcohol.

22. Bold words and strong spirits.

23. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

24. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.

Tik Tok's most popular drinking humor sentence 2 25. One cup after another, three cups is not much.

26. If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

27. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

28. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

29. When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

30. I have a stomachache for a long time, so drinking some wine will stop it.

3 1. Grassroots cadres don't drink, and there is no hope at all.

32. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

33. Don't be too tired to drink today.

34. No drinking, no future;

35. Market economy competition, have a drink.

36. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

37. People can't walk around without wine.

38. If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine.

39. Wine nourishes the soul, and water nourishes people, until dawn.

40. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

4 1. Sing a song about wine, the geometry of life.

42. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

43. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

44. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.

45. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental illness.

46. Waiter, has this wine been watered?

47. People who can't drink well mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something deep in my heart.

48. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom every year.