What embarrassing people or things have you met in the toilet?

1, a girl was in a hurry to go to the toilet and rushed in when she saw the toilet. Toilets are public toilets, and each shit pit is a single room. Halfway through, I heard the sound of going to pee outside. I waited until the toilet was empty before rushing out of the toilet. Looking back, it was indeed a men's room.

2. Once I went to the public toilet and saw a two-centimeter-long toilet paper head in the toilet box, I judged that there was paper. I wiped my fingers on the toilet, and when I finished taking a shit, I found that there was really only two centimeters of toilet paper in the toilet paper box.

I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet once. I haven't seen anyone come for a long time. I only have a fifty-dollar bill in my pocket, so I have to use it. I was reluctant to throw it when I came out, but no one around me picked it up, no one washed it, and then I spent it again.

4. I went to the toilet to pee when I was a child. The two little boys peed higher than anyone else. A little boy covered his mouth hard and peed in it.

At that time, I was still in college. During recess, there are not many people in the toilet. I was standing in the urinal with another boy. At this time, there was the voice of two girls chatting at the door, and it was getting closer and closer. As you can imagine, they are chatting happily arm in arm and come to the door of the toilet. They found us at once. They looked at us in surprise and suddenly changed their faces. At that time, we still maintained the standard water release posture, and we looked embarrassed. One of the girls immediately stepped back and looked at the gender indicator at the door. She screamed and pulled up the other one and ran away. We both blushed silently, packed our tools and fled quickly, looking at the sign at the door in unison. Fortunately, it is a men's room!

Another time was in primary school, when I was pulling wild shit, I found there was no paper and wanted to use my notebook. I found that I didn't bring my schoolbag. I had an epiphany and remembered that my mother had said that leaves could be used. At that time, my legs were numb, so I didn't look. I picked them off and erased them from my delicate parts in youth and ignorance. I was so hot in an instant that I went home crying happily, only to know that this leaf is called nettle!

One day after lunch, my colleagues and I went to the toilet. I just washed my hands.

When I went to the toilet, I suddenly had to pee, so I began to pee.

As a result, when my brain was hot, I put my hand down and began to "wash my hands" …

After I reacted that the tap water was hot …

I turned to look at my colleague, a pair of capital horizontal slots (? Д? )

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This is also the story I heard from a girl in a neighboring village.

In the 1960s, when we opposed customs clearance, investment and repair, in order to show the equality between men and women, the girls there also cut off their long braids and left a small part. Needless to say, a small number of women are really energetic and agile.

There is a girl named Han in the neighboring village, who is the director of women in the commune. Once when I was in town, I wanted to relieve myself, so I found a ladies' room and went in.

At this time, several women are relieving themselves in the toilet. When they saw a young man in green with parted hair, they lifted their pants and asked her how she got into the ladies' room.

Seeing this, she quickly explained: Don't be afraid, I am just like you.

The matter spread from her mouth to the commune and from the commune to the villages. Pass it around, everyone stopped calling when they saw director Han, and changed to the same one.

We were in her village when we were in high school. Sometimes when we meet, we will laugh and shout, and she will chase us far away.

I remember that I just graduated from technical secondary school that year and got a job through an intermediary agency. But in xx, hundreds of miles away, I got up the courage to get on the bus to xx alone.

Looking out the window, I'm still a little excited. I don't know how long it took, but I fell asleep in a daze. When I woke up, the car was still driving at that rhythm. At this time, I felt a little urinating. I wanted to call the driver's master to stop, but I didn't have the courage to speak. I think it may come soon. After a while, I felt that my bladder was getting bigger and bigger, and I was a little worried. I thought it was coming. I clenched my teeth hard, my anus contracted, and I struggled to shout out, but I still didn't open my mouth. At this time, I felt a little pain in my bladder, and my forehead didn't know when it came out.

When the sun was about to set, the bus pulled into a big yard and stopped. The driver shouted to the station. Hearing these three words is like hearing the signal of the 100-meter race. I rushed out of the car door like an arrow. The dark building in front should be the place where the grain circulates. I ran straight over and ripped the belt off before I entered the door. It was dark in the door and I couldn't see anything. I took out my guy and started spraying. Alas, it feels good when I am addicted to spraying. Laughing and approaching three people side by side from the outside, I suddenly turned around. They are getting closer and closer, as if they were coming for me. No, those three people heard a woman's voice. Did I go to the wrong place? I'm thinking about it. They have entered the door. I haven't finished spraying. I realized that something was wrong. I forced the last bit of liquid back into my bladder, so I quickly put the guy away and ran out with my pants. I heard it when I ran out.

Many years ago, a unit transformed an abandoned railway station in the mountains into an export-oriented glassware factory in order to find jobs for the families of employees.

Except for the factory director, the other 400 people in the factory are young women workers.

After the factory was put into production, there was no profit due to technical reasons. After coordination in many ways, the two brothers lived in that glass factory for more than half a year as technical consultants.

It is said that men are lewd, but in the glass factory where female compatriots have an absolute advantage, the situation is just the opposite.

It is said that the factory director went home during the day and at night, and the factory was completely isolated as soon as the gate was closed.

Only women's world is crazy and unimaginable. They washed clothes in the factory and walked around loudly, no one saw them.

Now that two boys are here, the girls finally have a pick on them. I feel that Tang Priest and his disciples have entered the daughter country, and all kinds of pranks are indescribable.

The most unbearable thing is that when they go to the toilet at night, there is no exception. There are always a few little girls in the men's room, taking all the seats and leaving no chance for the two boys.

If they show a little dissatisfaction, then there will be a strange scene in the factory. Two men in trousers were chased by some girls who didn't wear trousers, running all the way.

From then on, they learned to go to the toilet only during the day.

I met my English teacher in the toilet next door. In order to ease the embarrassment, I chatted with her, but no one pulled it out at last. It is a common situation for many people to take stock of embarrassing things encountered in the toilet, especially Figure 3.

I rushed to the toilet before an exam, rushed into the men's room, and swept my eyes into the urinal. I didn't feel anything strange. At that time, the words mixed toilet floated in my mind, and then after going to the toilet, I suddenly found out that this Nima was a men's toilet! It is a common situation for many people to take stock of embarrassing things encountered in the toilet, especially Figure 3.

A girl peed in the pit and her cell phone jumped in. It can still be used after washing with water, and then she said, "Today's experience taught me a valuable experience. It is wrong to occupy the toilet without pulling stones!" Losing your mobile phone in the toilet is a common situation for many people. It is a common situation for many people to take stock of embarrassing things encountered in the toilet, especially Figure 3.

Before the big one accidentally dropped 50 yuan, he resolutely picked it up and rushed out with water.

Ordinary speakers have three urgent needs. I remember one time when I went to look for a job, I had a stomachache and wanted to sleep.