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Talk about 29 sentences about cold love

1. Before you try to cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

2, the dead vine old tree faint crow, dessert snack watermelon, weight can only increase, can only hope that he is blind.

It turns out that the hardest thing is not to leave alone, but to wake up every morning and accept your departure again.

Whether I tease or not depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.

If I don't have to boss around at my age, I will probably run around and laugh when I am old.

6. "If an important person deleted you, would you add it back?" "If he deleted me, he would no longer be an important person."

7. Asking how much you can worry about is like encountering a cold current without wearing long pants.

8. The moment you get serious, it's a bit like a roadside movie.

9. Why is it so serious to flirt with other people's husbands with your youth?

10, didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just skip to the back. If you can't catch up, you can catch up with others.

1 1. Experts say that hunger makes people angry, so when I am angry with you, you just have to treat me to a big meal.

12, when I learn to control my temper, prove that I know what is unnecessary.

13, "What does it feel like to be short?" "Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me."

14, white standard: idiot, money worship, love of beauty, all done.

15, Apple is the real boss in the fruit industry. One seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, one became a mobile phone brand, and the other dominated the square dance.

16, do you think my heart is made of titanium alloy and stainless steel, which is waterproof, fireproof and lightning-proof?

17, don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

18, in fact, I have long wanted to get rid of the habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to resist.

19, "I dreamed of my male god", "Dreams are the opposite" and "You mean the male god dreamed of me!"

20. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not fucking people.

2 1. Tell me if you are in trouble, but I can't help you anyway.

22. It needs two people to agree when adding it clearly, and one person is enough when deleting it.

23, people can take pictures as avatars, and you can also take pictures as expression packs.

24. Don't say forever when you are together, and don't say it once after breaking up.

25. People you really like can't be friends, because you still want to have them after seeing more.

26. When someone says, "Kill me if you don't accept it," you must say, "Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs."

27. I fell in love with someone who can't show off, hug or even get close.

28. The corner of the eye is really a wonderful thing. Don't look at my eyes forward. In fact, I have been aiming at you over and over again.

29. A woman will meet two men in her life. One will give her pain, one will give her love, one will teach her to grow up, and the other will accompany her for life.