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If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will inevitably flash your waist.

1. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I take out my ID card, I find that I worry too much.

2. I'm a simple-minded person, and I just want to marry a terminally ill rich man and live a mediocre life.

3. If you walk too coquettish, you will wrestle, and if you show off in an ostentatious manner, you will flash your waist.

4. Life won't greet you with a smile just because you are a girl

5. In class, I like the teacher to tell the truth, not because I think he is right, but because I think that way, time flies.

6. As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.

7. Don't overestimate yourself in two years, and don't underestimate yourself in ten years.

8. When you learn not to care about others' slander, ridicule and abuse, you will grow up

9. Is the society swollen now? April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

1. Time doesn't really help us solve any problems, it just makes the problems that we couldn't figure out before become unimportant.

11. No princess needs a queen's heart, and no one will always regard you as a treasure.

12. A buddy got cancer, and when he was dying, he called me to him and said, "Don't say that I died of cancer after I die, but that I died of AIDS." I wondered, "Why? How terrible AIDS is! " The buddy said, "Only in this way can no one dare to hit my wife's idea."

13. A father's best love for his children is to love his mother. A mother's best love for her child is to appreciate and admire her father!

14. cherish every day when you wear school uniforms, because once you take them off, you will live forever.

15. It's normal for a woman to be jealous. When a man is jealous, you will know that he is serious.

16. Women in the new era have won the hall, climbed the fence, won the mistress, and beat the hooligans, but they can't get off the kitchen. Show off in an ostentatious manner

Show off in an ostentatious manner

First, I still remember the romantic encounter under the cherry tree that year. You are like a woman who came slowly in Tang poetry and Song poetry, standing in front of my eyes with a graceful figure, looking around in your eyes and beating heartstrings. It was a deep attachment to each other. A woman with fluttering clothes, with a smile, reveals a lifetime of purity. The warmth of meeting will always yield some tenderness. Your whisper lingers in my ears, like a tree blooming, with beautiful feelings, telling a thousand-year-old promise.

second, happiness is a song, very quiet. Like the bright moon in the wilderness, distant mountains and near trees; Happiness is a song, very moving. Like the waves of a great river, flying waves, undercurrents and eddies in calm; Happiness is a song, with rhythm, like a stirring heartstring. Also soft and rigid, cadence; Happiness is a song, passionate and indifferent, and behind it, it is full of blood; Happiness, mystery, people, imagination; Happiness, clarity, people, at a glance.

third, the first time I met the beauty, I walked through the mountains and waded through the water, embracing each other and dancing, dancing all the lead in the world and dancing the love that I fell in love with. Only this time, I was drunk, dyed with ink and warmed my eyes. That touch of floral fragrance, clever season after season, that soft mood, happiness has been a piece of sweetness.

fourth, the affection of friends lies in sincerity; The meaning of a friend lies in wanting nothing. Just use people, don't be intimate; Calculate the gains and losses well and don't be tempted. Between things, you can ask for a return; Between people, how can you ask for something in return?

five, the time is safe and the years are fragrant. In the world of mortals, an accidental encounter will make ripples on the calm lake, and an encounter with flowers will be a picturesque scenery. I don't know whether it's the flowing clouds or the chasing of the wind, which makes us under a blue sky. The predestined sky is always so gentle and fresh.

the shadow of late autumn is deeply locked in my heart. Flying yellow leaves, with faint memories, were left behind in the autumn wind in the past. Time is a river, you always remember it, but it doesn't remember you. Time is a wisp of smoke. When you thought it existed, it actually disappeared.

7. People who annoy you are here to help you; People who make you miserable are here to cross you; The person you hate is the noble person in your life; People you hate help you grow up; They are all different sides of you, and they are another you. On the contrary, you like the people you love deeply, and they are often the people who cause you pain and trouble. They are your shadows, and you can't catch them old. Therefore, it is the truth to keep a good attitude to face it.

8. Life is not a one-way street. If one road is blocked, you can turn. Tears and sweat are similar in composition; But the former can only get you sympathy. The latter can win you success; Growing old is a compulsory course in life; Maturity is an elective course; Take exercise as the foundation and learn to be healthy; Take adaptation as the foundation and learn to survive; When everyone keeps a low profile, you can choose a high profile, but you can't go out of tune.

Nine, the heart should have a natural shedding process. Gradually, the unimportant will be even less important, so that the important will be more important and meet each other. So, don't forcibly remove it, and don't expect it in vain. Feel its message, so go forward without doubt or rashness.

1. If flowers bloom, they will not leave each other. Not everyone you meet can know each other, not everyone you know can know each other. If you know each other, please cherish each other, if you cherish each other, please stay together. With knowing each other, there is true love; With mutual pity, there is the brilliance of life; With being together, there is deep attachment and concern.

11. Green is still spreading, and every budding smile turns upside down into a faint fragrance. The wind's gibberish in the stream is like drunkenness. In fact, every April, there is always a stream that dreams clearly and flows slowly in the heart. The happiness flowing down the river nourishes the quiet years and the green face.

12. There are some years, which are gentle and amazing; Some flowers bloom, fragrant and beautiful; Inadvertently, there is no agreement, and there is no waiting. In this pink season, in this willow green time, a smile becomes a song.

XIII. Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. No matter whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop. I forgot which day, which year, which month, on which wall I carved a face. Zhang Wei smiled, was sad and stared at my face.

XIV. Everyone who appears in your life has a reason and a mission. People who like you give you warmth and courage; The person you like makes you learn love and self-control; People you don't like teach you tolerance and respect; People who don't like you let you know about introspection and growth. No one appears in your life for no reason. Everyone's appearance is a fate, a reason, and worthy of gratitude.

Fifteenth, euphemistic tone string, lonely and homesick, crossing the water for a thousand years only sighing is a blink of an eye! The cup of Tianya, who is drunk, is this time gone and back? In the tears of the colored glaze, you can see the sadness and darkness of that time flowing gently at night, telling the joys and sorrows in the pen tip over the years, the ridiculous smiling face on the wall, the old smiling face in the stone gate, the past! Is it? Can leave me a little time to miss.

sixteen, life is like water, tolerance is great. No matter what you do, you should return your mentality to zero: empty yourself, take a learning attitude, regard each time as a new beginning and a new experience, and don't care about the gains and losses of temporary treatment. Once you do a good job in psychological construction and have a healthy attitude, you can be willing to do anything.

XVII. The most beautiful thing in the world is flower hair, and the most beautiful thing in the world is flower falling. Flowers bloom and fall into life, and Jun Qing is only for flower lovers. I like Mo Yan's flowers for a long time, but I don't want to know where the flowers are going. Fate has its own destiny, and spring comes and spring goes.

18. It seems that if you smile, you will smell faint scent. If you shed tears, you can melt the frost and snow. If you stare, you will be attracted to the fog and fat. If you meditate, you will be grateful for your kindness. Worship the happy and sad friends, charming and exquisite, it should not be your fate, it was the warmth of your life.

nineteen, life is very simple, as long as you are happy. However, we complicate happiness. I always think that the more I have, the happier I will be. Who knows, when you get it, you must lose it. How can you have your cake and eat it? In fact, true happiness means fighting for what you like, cherishing what you get and letting go of what you lose. The simpler the heart, the less you ask for, and the happier your life will be. Your happiness is up to you.

2. If you plant happiness in your heart, you won't grow pain. 2. If you are full of goodwill, you will not breed evil thoughts. 3. Sow the seeds of love in your heart, and love will grow in your heart. 4. There will be no enemies with compassion, and there will be no troubles with wisdom. 5. You can't record meritorious deeds, and you can't forget those that have been done. 6. If you have a complaint, you can't remember it. If you are kind, you can't forget it. 7, the width of the house is not as wide as the heart, and the physical safety is not as good as peace of mind.

21. Happiness means that when you want to eat a steamed bread, you get a steamed bread and eat it with peace of mind. If you can only get half of it, it is insufficient; Less called lack; If you get two, it is called surplus; Get three burdens; Getting more is called burdensome. Happiness is not the more the better, but just right; Happiness is not vanity on the face, but an internal need; Happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart. If you don't promise your happiness, others will never take it away.

in 22nd and March, the grass grows and the orioles fly. In the season of peach, Li Bai and cauliflower yellow, heavy clothes can't cover it. Maybe it's too long to stop writing, and those beautiful and sad words have abandoned me. I always want to leave some words, whether to pay homage or to remember

23. Listening to the rain at the window and thinking about your safety, the strings are getting chaotic and tears are flicking! Touching like fog, countless sad, if there is an appointment in this life, can we live together in the next life? I would like to accompany you for eternity, accompany you with the world of mortals, gallop on horseback, sing to wine, and enjoy the prosperity of the world with you; Two of a kind, two hearts are in harmony. I would like to make love with you, caress the piano and complain, exchange your heart for mine, and let your hearts meet, so that we can know each other and remember each other deeply.

twenty-four, when life encounters setbacks, only by taking a step back can we see the way forward. Only by temporarily retreating, discerning and understanding the world can we move forward better. Taking a step back is a relief for the soul and a great wisdom. Many troubles in life are because they refuse to take a step back. Life is like chess. The way to win lies not in the gains and losses of several pieces, but in the dominance. Don't be greedy for small profits at one time and one place, and don't dwell on trivial matters, which is the king of victory.

twenty-five, the giant of time is really getting old at once, and leaves are falling in Qiu Lai one after another. No matter how hard you struggle in the dark, it will still be dark, as if the giant of light has exhausted its energy again, and the world will become dark again. Everyone has to start again and rush to their own sunshine tomorrow. So are we.

26. Life is like a Mercedes-Benz train. From the loud whistle that came to the world, we started to move forward on our own or involuntarily. Through the day and night, through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, through the mountains and rivers, through the desert Gobi, through the storm, through the ice and snow, through the pain, through the vicissitudes of life, until the end, draw a perfect and regretless period of our lives.

twenty-seven, the spring is chilly and the rain is raining. Lonely lights and dark nights, distant thoughts. Can you change your original intention and embark on a new journey? Can you throw away your memory and seal the past? In a different way, cross the inner river, release yourself with a blank sigh, and never let your eyes wander again.

28. Every trough contains the strongest upward force, and every crying will wash away the deepest haze. Every bad thing you experience will eventually affect your smooth development. Frustration is the most cruel survival training, and the key is whether you have used it to achieve yourself.

29. We always separate practice from our present life. In fact, practice lies in what you are doing now, such as doing something. If you have profound insight wisdom, you will treat people in a down-to-earth way, and you will not be bored and unhappy. You will leave everyone calm and calm. If you are worried, anything you do will become a big obstacle to your body and mind, and you will be caught in a painful heat.

3. Commitment to life requires not only a mind, but also a backbone. No one can avoid the conflict of life. Those hardships with humor in life are themselves healthy life situations.

thirty-one, when I stopped my busy steps inadvertently, I looked at my parents around me, and suddenly found out what gaunted their young faces and who made those wrinkles on their foreheads remember the past time.

32. Maybe life has trapped our feet and left us no time to stop and talk to each other, but don't neglect communication. Tell your feelings to the other half, so that he can feel your thoughts. This is not complaining, but that two people should always know the state of the other side, otherwise, their world will be farther and farther away.

33. A friendship begins at the moment of meeting. A mutual acquaintance begins to last forever at the moment of companionship. A blessing will always be cherished. All the moving, in an instant into a forever.

No matter how gorgeous the lights are outside, the one at home is the warmest. A day is a miniature of eternity. Looking back on a certain year and month, I always want to find something, just like looking for the old days when I was ecstatic in a pile of old clothes. And reason tells me that the old days were packed in beautiful vases and looked at from a distance, so beautiful; Approaching slowly, gently touching it will scatter around like fireworks, and reaching out and grasping it will be a blank in nothingness.

thirty-five, the countryside in spring is full of spring. In the distance, the mountains are full of clouds and mist, and the continuous mountains are like a steel giant confronting me from a distance; Nearby, the eyes are green, the trees are dancing, and the sound of birds is endless.

thirty-six, everyone has weaknesses, and those who can't achieve great things always stick to their weaknesses, and there will be no major changes in their lives; Those who can achieve great things are always good at starting from their own weaknesses and turning themselves into a super-capable person. A person who can't even correct his own defects can only be a loser.

thirty-seven, a flower hoe, who did Daiyu bury in tears? A small building, for whom does Xiang Jun sit alone? Ask the emperor in the hall of eternal life, and the incense on Ma Zai's slope disappears! Take care. Who did you send it to? Farewell. Who? Hurt who? Who suffered? Who's missing again? It turns out that everyone is just someone's past, and that missing it has become a thing of the past, but goodbye is no longer an old friend. If life is just like seeing each other for the first time, I just want to remember the beauty when we first met each other. From then on, it won't hurt my eyes or make me look bad.

38. Whatever others tell you, you can believe it, but you can't believe it all. However, when others say it, try to listen carefully and respond carefully. This is respect for people.

Thirty-nine, step on the moonlight tonight and let the past fly and fall.