I am not a lady. I want to call names gracefully when I am in a bad mood.

1, how can I blame you for making a mistake? I gave you too much freedom.

Gamble your youth for the day when you get ahead.

I'd rather shut up and promise than be pointed at my chest and said hypocrisy in the future.

4. Forgetting is happiness! Missing is like sulfuric acid dripping into the heart, a little bit corroded.

I want to have a six-year relationship and get married in 2008.

6. The bus is really charming. There are so many people chasing it every day.

7. It's really hard for me to let go of your accumulated injuries.

8. I am not a lady. When you are in a bad mood, you want to call names gracefully.

9. One of the most exciting things in the world is that people you think you have no chance to get close to actually fall in love with you.

10, those students who have always suspected that there was no news during the summer vacation began to learn to appear as high-profile schoolmasters.

1 1, we can't be born together, but we can hurt each other all our lives-to our girlfriends.

12, I used to chat every day, but now I don't seem to know him at all.

13, what I need is a lover who can accompany me to death, not an obstacle to my wasting my youth.

No matter how many detours you take, don't forget your goal.

15, because you like her and she despises you, you should be lofty and willful, and you should be cute.

16, as long as you shed a tear for me, I can live for you.

17, time is like a thief, stealing tears.

18, thank you for rubbing alcohol instead of salt on my wound.

19, these days, you don't fall in love, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. No one believes you are a student.

20. Looking through our photos, I miss you everywhere.

Girl space, tell me I'm not a lady. Why?

I am not a lady. I don't like whispering. I was just talking loudly. Sometimes I swear when I'm in a hurry.

2. I am not a lady. I don't like wearing so-called women's clothes, especially pink clothes. I like black and white. What's the matter?

Third, I am not a lady. I am a careless girl. I am outspoken, not considerate of ladies, but I also care about my friends and family.

Fourth, I am not a lady. I can't laugh at the standard of a lady. When I meet something funny, I will laugh exaggeratedly. How can I laugh happily? I don't cover my lips like a lady. I look strange. Aren't you tired?

5. I am not a lady. I will confront some unreasonable boys. This may be violent, but doesn't it also mean that we girls are quite tough? It's no use reasoning with those naughty boys like a lady. It's just a waste of breath.

6. I am not a lady. I don't like grapes or anything. I have to divide it into several parts. What is wrong with me? Who stipulates that girls must be elegant?

7. I am not a lady, and I am not as particular as a lady. I eat in the posture of eating, walk in the posture of walking, and sit still. I think no matter what posture, feeling comfortable is the most important thing. Although doing some good-looking gestures looks good to others, sometimes I just do it. Although some comfortable posture is not good-looking, I think habit is the best. After all, we are independent and unique.

I am not a lady. I like to go my own way and make my own decisions. I don't listen to my parents like a lady, but I have my own opinions and don't want to listen to my parents' opinions, but that doesn't mean I'm not a good boy!

I am you.

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

4. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

6. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

7. A person sitting in front of a computer, reading a book, watching a movie and writing something, suddenly feels so lonely. When I opened a bottle of coke, foam gushed out and spilled all over the table, and the atmosphere suddenly became more sad. I cried while drinking, crying while drinking ... suddenly I saw "another bottle" on the bottle cap. Damn, how can society be so cruel that it doesn't even make people sad! ! ! Forget it, I'm going to receive the prize first. ...

Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

9. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: one is that they are too old to buy suitable clothes, and the other is that they are good-looking.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you swallow it, it's better to say fuck!

12, I am you.

13. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go by bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

15, I went home to rest on holiday. My mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like? I

16, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough needs to be proved" and the other is "lying in the trough can also be proved".

17, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and love to eat ordinary people.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from today to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you all afternoon. Affected by this low mood. This night will become a big dream. My mood will also drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

19, I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all.

20. One day, a clean and beautiful pig wore a bow around its neck. P jumped in front of you, looked at you admiringly, wagged his tail and sang a song for you-I want to be you when I grow up.

2 1, review when you have an object, dear ... review when you have no object, damn it. ...

22. People who are good to me will sell iron to you. People who are my enemies will tear down houses and sell land to bring you down.

23. Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! As soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher gave him a lecture! Lu Xun was very angry. He carved a cursive script on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover up the facts! The teacher nodded and walked away.

24. Recently, I heard that many girls are complaining about their menstrual period, and they are unhappy, unable to move, unable to eat or wear white pants ... I just want to say: Give me one night and you will be safe in October!

25. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

26. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Sad and heartbroken, he said: it is obviously my baby, and it is nothing to others.

1. It's obviously my baby, but it's nothing to others.

I suddenly feel inferior, because I don't deserve it. Say sorry.

Like a traveler who doesn't go home late at night, no one waits and no one stays.

If one day you dream of someone you haven't seen for a long time, it means that he is forgetting you.

I sigh and scold, and I will never marry you in my life.

6. Don't always have a long time. In this world, people always stay away from tea.

7. A girl asked me to deliver the courier for her and gave me an empty carton for me to pack. I asked her curiously: Who is this for? She said: I was stunned by a boy who had liked me for a long time, but there was nothing in it. She said: There are some things that only I can see, which makes me even more puzzled. I asked her mysteriously what it was, and she said, a box of wishes.

8. We chatted so well that we suddenly became strangers.

9. When I look back, I will eventually become a painting, and there will be no more of her in my life.

10. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

1 1. Why should I be so considerate and only see you smile at her like a flower?

12. I can't catch the sea next month, and my sweetheart can't reach it.

13. It is inevitable that you will be confused and disappointed along the way.

14. No matter how smart you are, your infatuation will be defeated by fleeting time.

15. Without you, I will never be happy in my life, no matter how happy I am.

16. People can lie, but not the details. Love is accumulated, so is not love.

17. I suddenly didn't expect it, and I was not happy.

18. I feel so ordinary after I am disappointed in you.

19. You have no one to call, chat, watch TV or play with every day. You must be very lonely when you are still playing with your mobile phone at this late hour.

20. It's very painful. Just get over it. Love can't kill people.

2 1. I don't want to have anything to do with your life.

22. I can't remember when even meeting has become a luxury.

23. In fact, people are almost the same, and the freshness and enthusiasm disappear quickly. Without nonsense and sincerity, friendship is worth a thousand dollars.

24. liking someone is the beginning of being a bitch, and then stubbornly talk to her, stubbornly ask why you ignore me, tell others to sleep, rest more, go home early, and stubbornly tell jokes. Maybe when you receive the text message, you just think about how this idiot is so annoying!

25. I feel that the prelude to some boys breaking up is: all kinds of cold violence, no phone calls, no messages, like death, always cold and indifferent, looking for him and not returning until I can't help but break up. He won't break up on his own initiative, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

Don't worry, I won't give you my caution in the future.

27. We are still young, so don't pin our hopes on anyone, no matter whether the wine tastes bad or we don't smoke.

28. People around you get married one after another, just like people around you handed in their papers in advance during the exam that year, and you felt flustered.