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Simple and clean short sentences make girlfriends and friends laugh.

Simple and clean short sentences, best friends, funny articles, 1. We can stay up all night, or we can turn against each other for a little thing, but we finally understand that no one can live without anyone. -To girlfriends.

2. Sister, I need your help; I shed tears, you accompany me; I'm sorry, you lied to me, thank you, sister.

I really don't want to lose a friend. You should know what it means to respect a person. If you don't care, so be it.

This is a good autumn. Send greetings from friends. May it take away your troubles and sorrows like autumn leaves, and may it bring you warmth and light like autumn sunshine. The effect of forwarding this message will be stronger!

5. If you can't leave, you can't leave.

6. I have a best friend who can accompany me for a lifetime like a shadow!

7. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death.

8. A best friend means that the more you accommodate her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

9. The best friend is the one who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

10. Time is like water, and years are like songs. In a blink of an eye, the gentle wind brings you warmth again. As your friend, the best gift I can give you is blessing, wishing you health, peace and happiness!

1 1. I love you. I love you more than love. -To girlfriends

12. If one day, you are moved and in love, I won't say anything but send you my blessing; If one day, you are injured and tired, I still won't say anything but lend you my shoulder.

13. There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it?

14. You are always fresh to him, because he never wants to be near you.

15. It's impossible to express our congratulations on Teacher's Day by writing carols all over the sky and compiling poems with flowers everywhere!

16. A friend is a tree at a sharp turn. I can stick to your words.

17. Flowing water is not blocked by stones, and sincere friendship is not separated by distance.

18. In the face of friendship, people, like the stars, do not hinder each other, but shine on each other.

19. If you want to attract friends, you must have all kinds of qualities. People who are selfish and petty, don't like the beauty of adults, and don't like the reputation of others can't get friends.

20. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

Simple and clean short sentences, funny articles about girlfriends and friends, 2 2 1. Girlfriend: It's the kind of trouble today, laughing tomorrow, getting bored near, thinking far away, thinking when you don't see it, and hating when you see it. You can bully yourself, but others can't.

22. The best feeling is to find a partner who can talk. Various topics can never be finished; I don't feel tired if I repeat the language. Happiness is that someone can read you; Warmth means having someone who is willing to accompany you.

23. The most precious thing in the world is sincere friendship and deep homesickness, just like fragrant flowers blooming in a deep valley.

Dear sisters, my world is sweet without your love.

No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance. However, I always laugh so happily.

26. Actually, it is enough to have two girlfriends, and one will lend you money.

27. Everyone has a dead end. If you can't get out by yourself, no one else can get in. I put my deepest secret there. You don't understand me and I don't blame you.

28. I get angry occasionally, and even if I don't say I'm sorry, I'll make up quickly, just because I'm a best friend.

29. beginning of winter is near, and cold weather hurts the body; Go to bed early and get up early, and add some warm clothes; Pay attention to diet and recuperate more; If there is ancestor sacrifice, be careful when you go out; The heart should be beautiful and the gas should be quiet; Friendship, frequent contact, I wish you all the best.

30. We agreed to go penguin fishing in the Antarctic, to have an outing in the Sahara and to bask in the sun on the moon.

32. Flowers are the most beautiful peonies, and people are the closest friends. Make friends without paying gold or silver, only with a willing heart. Water flows downwards, man struggles upwards, friendship exists, trees have roots and friends are connected. Happy Labor Day!

33. May friendship be like wine, fragrant and mellow; May memory be like a song, with a long sound; May blessing be like a hand, always with you; May life be as sweet and delicious as honey. When winter comes, a short message sends greetings: May old friends smile every day!

34.{5} After chatting, we will say good night. At school, we will say: Dear, after school, let's go home together, because we are best friends.

Sisters are more reliable than lovers

36. Good friends are like stars, you may not always see them. But you know, they will always be there.

I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time because of you.

38. You have no scruples about talking to her. If you want to scold her, you can scold her sweetly. You really talk about everything, and you are your best friend.

39. I am willing to laugh, make fun, cry and be crazy with you all my life. I am willing to grow old together until my teeth fall out and I can gossip in bed in a flowered skirt.

40. The best friend is someone who is even more stupid than you when you are stupid.

Talk about a warm, simple and clean love.

First, do you have a secret crush? You like unrequited love, not sympathy.

Second, after meeting the right person, you will be in the corner of your eyes, you will be in all directions, you will be in the sky and underground, you will succeed, and you will be defeated.

Third, I used to think that it doesn't matter if I meet someone I like, because I don't want to miss it. Now I want to forget it. If he likes me, he will take the initiative. If he really missed it, I think it was a tacit choice between two people.

Fourth, you can see the mountains, you can see the sea, you can see everything in this world, I am different, I am nearsighted, I can only see you.

I love you at least at this moment and try my best.

6. I will always be loyal to myself and let Dai Yue fly, for the sake of my ideal and you.

Sugar for you, seeds of love for you, love for you, love for you. Next time, can you get rid of your pride and love me crazy?

Don't let people who love you break your heart. Things can be mended when they are broken, and clothes can be mended when they are broken. Once the heart is cold, it won't be hot.

Nine, love, just like the three kingdoms, will be combined for a long time; Love, like the journey to the west and the eighty-one difficulty, only achieved true love; Love is more like a red chamber. There is always a group of people who regard it as the spring of love and study it all their lives. Love, most like the Water Margin, will eventually be embraced by life no matter how vigorous it is.

I am not a gentle person, but I can do everything gentle for you.

Time is gentle, but it is also something you need to understand. Life is lovely, but it is also something you need to spoil.

If you can't catch a person for a long time, then ask yourself, are you poor with only one bed left? First, are you fat? There is only a pile of meat left. First, are you ugly? Only your back is left. If you do well and still can't catch up with that person, just ask yourself one last question. Are you just a bone?

Thirteen, the road is long, and I hope I can accompany you as much as possible. If not, I wish you a good sleep, joy and peace.

I love you not only because of who you are, but also because of who I am when I am with you. I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you. I love you because you can bring out the truest part of me; The most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.

Fifteen, I don't want to pass by your world, and I don't want to wait for you at the end. If I can, I hope to travel around the world with you, and then go to the end together.

Simple and clean, talk about your mood.

First, to yourself! Yesterday, delete. Today, keep it. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up. No matter how good you are, some people will despise you, and no matter how unbearable you are, some people will treat you like life.

Second, no one cares about your depression, your depression and your loneliness, but everyone will look up to your glory! The sky will not be covered with dark clouds because of one person's tears, and the world will not lose its color because of the lack of anyone. Besides success, what else can prove your existence?

Third, when you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you look down on your relatives and fake friends; You should have four things: self-confidence on your face and kindness in your heart. Into the backbone of blood, the power engraved in life.

Fourth, don't be afraid of being alone. What should I do alone? You can cry all the way, but you can't be timid. You have to survive the days when no one cares about you, so you can have success and flowers. Living is not winning sympathy with tears, but winning applause with sweat.

5. If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good. I like it more than all the truth, but the principle is not worthy of my pleasure.

Sixth, you should be a quiet adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back. Fuck your other life. You should be obedient, not all fish will live in the same sea.

Seven, there are no two identical people in the world. No matter how ordinary it is, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself. Whether you create great value or not, you are a luxury in the eyes of those who love you. Be worthy of yourself. No matter how despised people around you are, you should not be prevented from living proudly in Leng Yan. You are expensive, so live a precious life!

Eight, learn to hold an umbrella to shelter from the rain, don't expect others to pick you up in the heavy rain, temperament is more important than age, smile is more important than face value, happiness is more important than love, you can cry and hate, but you can't be cowardly, because there are still a group of people waiting to see your jokes!

Nine, don't question your efforts, these will be a kind of accumulation and precipitation, quietly paving the way, just to make you a better person.

10. I won't bother anyone at the bottom. I don't want any candy from anyone.

1 1. Don't lose yourself trying to please anyone. People who really like you like all your looks, and people who know you will naturally know what you are.

Twelve, when people reach a certain age, they should learn to hold an umbrella to shelter from the rain, and never think that others will pick you up in the heavy rain.

Thirteen, when sleeping, don't live up to the bed; When busy, live up to the road; Don't let people down when you love; When you are hungry, don't live up to your stomach.

Fourteen, a word to yourself: Time is limited, don't think about people who don't have you in their hearts, throw away, give up, and live with your best posture. When you reach a certain age, you should learn to hold an umbrella to shelter from the rain, and don't expect others to pick you up in the heavy rain. You can be kind, but you can't be cowardly, but you can't stab people, but your temperament is more important than your age, and your smile is more important than your face.

15. Laugh off the good and the bad, and don't tell others everything. There is no empathy in the world, only self-knowledge.

Sixteen, no matter how annoying, don't forget to smile; Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; Love yourself no matter how tired you are. It is not tears that can recover losses; Not everyone is worth your efforts; If you are not sad, you will cry; Unkindness can also be blessed; Not all expressions should be written on the face; Not everyone understands you. Therefore, in the face of occasional disappointments in life, we should learn to smile strongly. When you are sad, tell yourself: I am fine; When you are lost, smile and say to yourself, it's okay, everything will pass!

Seventeen, don't cry poor, no one will give you money and pity for nothing; Don't shout tired, no one can always help you share; Don't cry, most people don't care about your sadness; Don't rely on others, the most reliable thing is yourself; Don't bow your head, it is difficult to lift it ten times at a time; Don't be dejected and despondent, and don't give opportunities to those who are waiting to see your jokes. If you want to take the road of choice, you have to bear ups and downs and hardships. Otherwise, why do you live better than others?

18. People's best state is to be their truest self, take the road they choose, do their own thing, love the person they want to love, but don't be persistent, don't care, follow fate wholeheartedly, follow their hearts, be idle when they are busy, don't lose health, stop when they are tired, and don't lose happiness. Be a happy person and be the best you can be.

Nineteen, you never know how many versions of you will be in other people's mouths, and you never know what others have said to slander you in order to protect yourself, and you can never stop those unrealistic rumors. And all you can do is ignore it, there is no need to explain and clarify. People who know you will always believe you. My favorite sentence: If you are not blind, don't know me from others! -To yourself!

Twenty, don't mistreat every enthusiasm, don't please any indifference, once you have enough disappointment, you can leave and never see it again, love is like this, friendship is like this.

Twenty-one, the rest of my life is not that long, and I don't have to pay blindly. If you are used to pushing your luck, please be loyal to yourself and live as you were.

Twenty-two, people who want to take you home are on their way. People who are willing to eat with you love to eat sweet and sour. People who want to see you are available 24 hours a day. People who want to help you will try their best to help you! You can do anything you like, but you can't do anything you don't like. Being a man is actually very simple. Treat others the way they treat you. Others don't take you seriously. Why should you reassure others?

No one will always be smooth sailing. May you be stronger, and then one day you can smile and say those moments that make you cry.

Twenty-four, from today, remember: remember those who are good to you; You should cherish the people who accompany you. Passers-by left, and passers-by passed by. Only those who are kind to you and accompany you are the people you should cherish most in your life!

Twenty-five, gradually like the present life. There are no surprises and no accidents, because surprises belong to others and accidents belong to others. For the rest of my life, freedom is mine, and I have everything beautiful. Work hard, earn money, don't be angry, don't be emotional, and don't want money.

Twenty-six, along the way, it is not easy to be yourself! If you are sick, you should support yourself. If you are tired, you should carry it. If you are bitter, you should hide it. If you are bored, you should hold it. If you are in pain, you should hide it. If you lose, you should stand up! Life is easy, life is easy, life is really not easy; It's not easy for you, and it's not easy for me. In fact, it's not easy for anyone! It's not easy to be yourself along the way! Because I am honest and trustworthy, I have suffered a lot; Because of his kindness, he suffered a lot; Because of outspoken, offended many people; I shed a lot of tears because my heart was broken. People have ulterior motives and have to face them; Experience is experience. You have to experience it.

Simple and clean sad phrases (15 sentences)

1, people all over the world have left you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, we will go crazy together.

I hope you get lost at night and regret not cherishing me.

When you love someone, you breathe in so much courage, but all you spit out is a sigh.

4. Later vows of eternal love never touched me again. If you're not serious, I won't be serious.

I stood in the street, hoping you would look back at me again, but the reality is so cruel.

6. After you leave me, I want to make myself excellent and make you regret not wanting me. But when I really get better, I find that I don't care about you anymore.

7. I dare not look into your eyes, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.

8. Even regret cannot be redeemed =

9. I am lovelorn! When I am really sad, I can't cry!

10, you said you would accompany me to the play, but you only accompanied me to the play.

1 1. I had a dream that day. In the dream, he cried and hugged me and said to me, I'm sorry I didn't love me well.

12, the cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back.

13, there are always some words, some words that touch my deepest heart. It hurts so much that you want to cry.

14, I used to walk hand in hand through the bustling streets, but now I am the only one counting my sorrows.

15, you don't know how to love me at all, so why care so much.