How to write humor that you think you are too thin?

1, I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

My face has no meat, covered with a thin layer of hungry green yellow skin, and my body is thin and straight, like a bamboo.

3. I weigh two Jin recently, one Jin in the morning, one Jin at noon and one Jin at night. I don't know if it's broken or if I've lost weight.

Tissue paper will never know the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale, and fat paper will never understand the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

5. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.