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Excuse me, who sang the song of Baidu MP3 Search Northeast Erren Zhuan Shen?

It is not easy to find one for you.

Drama:

Man: Sunset in the Western Hills.

It was dark at sunset in the western hills.

Every household is closed.

This road is cut off from traffic.

The path is broken, making it difficult for pedestrians to walk.

The old magpie ran to the tree.

Brother Pug, the sparrow, ran under the eaves.

Ten locks and nine locks.

Only one door is open.

Whip and drum, invite the fairy, cough, cough, cough.

Woman: Hey.

Keep your feet on the ground and stand against the sky

Wearing a robe and holding a whip.

Laojun furnace for a walk.

The golden wings spread out and the silver wings jumped.

Golden wings can run thousands of miles.

Blade can run thousands of times.

Man: Hey.

To help the soldiers, I stood on the beam and leaned my head against the house.

Hold the drum in your left hand, whip in your right hand, cough, cough, hehe, hehe.

Pick up the king Wen drum in your left hand.

Pick up Erlang whip in your right hand

King Wen Drum is not called King Wen Drum.

A whip is not a whip.

Let's talk about drums before whipping.

Let's talk about drums first.

The carpenter chose willow trees.

Cutting and planing poles

There are eight ropes tied to the bottom.

Tie it to a gold ring.

Tie it inside.

The parting between Gankan-Genzhen and Kundui

Eight strings. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Besides, this little drum whip is one foot three

Colorful ribbons pull the bottom.

There is a bend in the waist.

Lift it up and keep it sharp.

When your hands are closed, they will ring.

It started to bump.

Hit three times and nine times.

The first three times, the last four times, five times on the left and sixty-eight times on the right.

Liangshan one hundred single eight generals

* * * Hit a hundred singles and eight lashes, and then ah, ah, ah, ah.

Woman: Hey.

Scream, man.

I don't want you to panic, and I don't want you to be busy.

I am so tired in a flurry.

As the saying goes, it is safe for an old cow to pull a cart.

A musk deer came naturally.

There is no need for a strong wind.

I just moved to Laoxian and went down the mountain.

M: Sesame blossoms are getting higher and higher.

Millet blooms and bends over.

Eggplant blossoms and bows its head.

The corn bloomed with a mouthful of hair.

Old fairy, she is mysterious.

It seems to be here, ah ah ah ah.

Woman: Hey.

You shouldn't invite foxes and yellow people,

Three pythons, four long ones,

Please be sentenced to five times and die six times.

Li Hechen took the lead in coming to Datang.

Man: fairchild.

I wonder if fairy boy has been here.

If I had known

Meet after seven miles and eight miles.

Jiu Li Jie shou Changsha branch

Ten miles to Sha Ting.

Changsha branch xiema

Have a rest at Shating. Cough, cough, cough.

W: fairchild, I use my eyes.

A small stool is two feet eight inches.

Above the tiger skin plate

Elf boy, I'll have a good rest here. Ah, cough, cough, yo

Man: fairchild.

You want to come.

Be quiet, be quiet.

Don't shout, don't shout.

You want to come. I know

Never lose your temper.

It's okay to lose your temper.

Help soldier, my legs and feet are not authentic.

Woman: Scream, man.

Drum to drum, gong to gong.

A new wife depends on her in-laws.

The moon clings to the alsophila spinulosa.

Cowherd and Weaver Girl are near the Tianhe River.

Brown's mother, the North-South River.

Needless to say, in this case.

You come up with me, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Man: fairchild.

If you want a match, I promise.

You listen to the help of soldiers.

The sound of geese flying south and north

People leave their names, geese leave their voices.

People didn't know about Zhang San and Li Si until they left their names.

Wild geese don't know spring, summer, autumn and winter.

If I knew that fairchild didn't talk much.

At least you have to sign up.

Woman: Hey.

Shouyangshan Gulou High School

Many scattered fairy cats

Hu Da lenghuang gold watch

Wu, the golden snake fairy, ahem, ahem, hehe, hehe.

Man: fairchild.

On both sides of Hua Kai Road in Ma Lian.

The gourd is in full bloom.

If I had known you were here, fairchild,

I talked a lot with fairies, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Fairy tale boy

Will live in the city and come to live in the countryside.

Will live in Shenyang and Liaoyang

There is also a Woniu village in Shenyang. Ah, ah, ah, ah

Shenyang Chengbadao Street (changed)

Four roads come, four roads are crooked.

I don't know which street you hang the card on, fairy.

Give me a tuba quickly. Ah, ah, ah, ah

Woman: Hey.

Please ask my family to go home, too.

Not anonymous.

My family lives in Longyang River in Tokyo.

There is a road in Chaoyang cave, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Man: fairchild.

Will live in the mountains, will live in the river.

Listen to me, the name of this river.

Liaoning Province has Liaohe River.

Dongliao River and Xiliao River

There is also a Prince River.

There is an Yitong River and a Yinma River in Jilin.

There is a Erdao River in Changchun.

There is also a Mangniu River at the root of Datun.

Woman (white): Are there so many rivers?

Man: Don't talk about mountains and rivers.

Listen to me. Name the mountain.

There are dense mountains in Shuangyashan.

Youxing You Shan Maoshan

Aunt Xu lives in Nitou Mountain.

This mountain carving is located on Mount Hu Wei.

The highest mountain in the world is the Himalayas, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Lay a haystack and climb a grassy mountain.

Tree stem stack and straw valley mountain

Damalazi Youdang Mountain

I don't know which mountain you are refining elixir, fairy boy. Ah, cough, cough, yo.

Woman: Hey.

One does not have the same name, and the other does not change its name.

For generations, I drank the light.

Who am I?

I'm He Tiantong.

Take the lead and walk down the mountain, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ask fairchild.

I wonder if fairy boy has been here.

If you know that 7 miles and 8 miles intersect,

Jiuli took the horse and abandoned the wall.

Fireworks, cannons, lights

Kick two feet in the air

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

The heel is ten rings and one pound, cough, cough, yo.

Woman: Hey.

Scream, man. Steady.

The narrow house has many owners.

There are many people in a small room.

Hit it.

It's easy to knock on a gentleman's door.

Knock on the little man's tongue

What I'm afraid of is that he says we can't help it.

Man: fairchild.

You want to come. Don't panic.

The old cow should pull the cart safely.

Zhang Fei lied to the horse, you sat in the middle, ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Raise the drum twice and ask questions about your hometown.

The old fairy family will live in the city and in the mountains.

Will live in Qingdao and Dalian.

Take a trip to Sichuan in the south.

Break into Huangshan Mountain alone.

Xiaoshijingzi Xinghua Mountain

Dashijingzi Shepanshan

I don't know where you put yourself, fairchild. Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Woman: Hey.

I said King Wen's drum is in his hand.

Holding a bully whip in his left hand.

Go south, go south.

There is a Baka Mountain in the South China Sea.

Fairy boy, I read the Bible in the ancient cave.

I feel that my eyes are not very safe.

I know my disciple invited me by burning incense.

I hurried down the mountain. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Man: fairchild.

You always go down the mountain today.

A patient was lying in the middle of the kang.

Nan can't be cured by doctors.

Herbs are not easy to eat in the north.

Everything comes from nothing.

I invite fairies.

Check the condition, cough.

Woman: I found a gossip line for you.

Yin and Yang gossip has lost its balance.

Men are mainly angry.

Women take blood as the fundamental balance.

I asked you how old the patient is.

I'll give you a copy

Is it emphysema or hyperosteogeny

Sepsis or tapeworm

Or nervous paralysis, stroke, ah, ah, ah.

Man: fairchild.

The drums kept beating.

I talked to fairchild.

There are specifications for getting on the horse.

There are specifications for disassembly and assembly.

It will be delicious. It will be delicious.

Is it delicious? Tell me.

You tell the soldiers, you tell the soldiers.

Help the soldiers, and I will be by your side. Ah, cough, cough, yo.

Woman: One is delicious, and two are delicious.

Red fermented rice is ready for me.

Red-brewed polished rice is used a lot.

Man: fairchild.

It's not difficult to drink.

Listen to me. Name the wine.

Look down, look up

Sixty degrees of shochu is in front of you.

Drink slowly and work slowly.

Ten soldiers and nine gluttons.

Give me the rest of the wine. Go on, cough, cough, cough.

Woman: Soju is used to add rice wine.

What else do you want to report?

Man: The old fairy family doesn't want to hear it.

Listen to me, report soju.

Dongcheng district

Zhuangyuanhong laobaigan

Burn yellow wine before opening the altar.

Orange sherbet

Treat cough and vomiting.

Want to drink beer and put it in a box

We can drink whatever we want.

Shaoxing wine tastes fresh.

If you want to drink, I'll go.

Fairchild is really addicted to alcohol.

and

Du Kang Zao JIU Tan Yi

If you want to drink, I'll go.

Drunk for seven or eight years

I think Liu Ling was drunk when Du Kang was making wine.

Liu Ling was drunk for three years.

Liu Ling is drunk.

Be the drunken fairy above, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Woman (white): I want to eat dried vegetables.

Man: fairchild.

It is not difficult to eat dried vegetables.

Listen to my report on dried vegetables.

Auricularia auricula and celery

Camel chicken bear's paw deer liver

Pheasant-necked monkey leg

Walnuts, oranges and fresh dried apricots

Beef and mutton are not delicious either.

The roe deer meat is very fresh.

Taking a bite is like traveling west by a cloud. Oh, my God, ah, ah, ah.

Woman (white): I want to eat a big meal.

Man: fairchild.

It is not difficult to eat big dishes.

Listen to me, big dish.

There is a chef, Liu Laosan.

Pick up the tip of the cow's ear

Cut the pig's head in half

Neck cutting front frame ring

Houqiuzai donkey egg

Dobopa is divided into eight petals.

It's delicious and beautiful

Spicy fairy man is sweating all over.

I was so greedy that I swallowed, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Woman: I'll finish my wine and food.

There is something thin in my stomach, but nothing dry.

I won't eat rice until it is dry.

You sign up for all kinds of names.

Man: fairchild.

It is not difficult to eat noodles.

Listen, I'll name the cake first.

There are silk cakes and sugar cakes.

Pie wrapped in gluten cake and oil cake

There are also bald cakes and crescent cakes

Manzhouli Bobo Shiyang pancake

There are moon cakes on August 15th.

Eat spring cakes in February and March.

There is a chef, Liu Laosan.

He'll burn me, I'll hit him.

Go to heaven as soon as possible

The queen mother has a bite.

Bite off more than half in one bite.

Yang Jian did not catch up with Jiro.

Take the dog and drive eight times.

Do you think it's unfair?

Take a bite, old fairy. You said you couldn't ease your desire. Ah, cough, cough, yo.

Woman (white): I want to eat noodles.

M: It's more difficult to eat noodles.

Listen to me. Tell me your name.

There is a buddy Wang Laosi.

Snowflakes in the white flour competition

Knife, everything, a thread.

Go down to the pot and have a stroll.

Pick lotus petals in the evening

There is a group of soldiers who know better.

Hold the purple garlic in your hand.

Scrape off seven or eight petals.

Break it into pieces.

Garlic noodles and garlic mixed noodles

The old fairy ate and sweated.

There is a group of soldiers who know better.

Reach for the goose feather fan

I gave the old fairy a fan of sweat, cough, cough, cough.

Woman (white): I want to eat steamed buns.

Man: I want to eat a bag and wrap it for you.

Pork wrapped in horse meat wrapped in pork.

Beef wrapped dog meat wrapped

You said the steamed stuffed bun was incomplete. Ah, cough, cough, yo.

Woman: Hey.

Food smells good, food smells good.

I still need soup after supper.

Man: fairchild.

If you want soup, listen to the soldiers talking about soup.

Golden silk soup and silver silk soup

And ribs soup.

Sliced pork soup and handsome soup

And a mushroom soup.

Plus the material is particularly fragrant.

You said the soup was out of proportion. Cough, cough, cough.

W: The rice is sweet, and so is the food.

Bring the tea after eating.

M: It's not difficult to drink tea.

Listen to me. Name the tea.

Nan shan cha Bei shan cha

Longjing jade powder and fragrant tablets

Yangtze river water

Mengshanchajian

Take a sip to drive away the wind and cold.

Fairy, you don't have to spend spare money to cough and cough and so on.

Woman: Hey.

Where should I smoke after tea?

Name all kinds of cigarettes quickly.

M: It's not difficult to smoke.

Listen to me. Name the cigarette.

Dongshan cigarette Xishan cigarette

Smoke more and smoke less.

Si Liu cigarette chip cigarettes

Hybrid orchid netting tobacco

The queen mother's stubble

Nine fairy pinched the tip of her nose.

Ordinary people are tired of learning.

Old immortals can offer Dan after smoking.

Red, red, blue, blue.

I vomited a mouthful of gray smoke.

It's like driving a cloud west, ahem, ahem.

Fairy tale boy

It's a little spicy to think that cigarettes are dry.

Listen to me report cigarettes.

Shen da Yan er Shen Yan

Dazhong jiuhengda cigarettes

Phoenix tobacco is produced in Shanghai.

Hong Kong-made Liangyou cigarettes

Hongtashan double happiness

Camellia sinensis and Paeonia suffruticosa

And Dihua cigarettes and Jinhua cigarettes.

Five Jinhua Mei Jia cigarettes

These cigarettes are light.

Changchun production

It's dark, autumn, purple, throwing cigars, coughing, coughing, coughing.

The old man smoked this cigarette.

Don't bend or hunch.

The old lady smoked this cigarette.

Health and longevity for a hundred years

Farmers smoke this kind of cigarettes.

Grains pile up into mountains.

The worker smoked this cigarette.

Get more bonuses every month

Students should not smoke this kind of cigarettes.

If he is admitted to a university, Baba will be admitted to a secondary school.

And a cigar.

Take a sip and emit blue smoke.

Drive away wind and cold

Toe covers are very comfortable. Come on, cough, cough.

Fairy tale boy

beat drums and gongs

Beat gongs and drums to invite Buddha.

She is a girl.

Don't forget things when you are full.

She is a girl.

Still lying on the kang, ah ah ah ah ah.

Fairy tale boy

Go and ask. Go and touch it.

Why don't you break the sky for girls? Ah, cough, cough, yo.

Woman: Hey.

Call for help. Do you understand?

Tell me the girl's birthday.

Man: fairchild.

The age of the girl is 28 plus 17 winter.

Born on the fifteenth day of the first month

Please check her condition as soon as possible. Cough, cough, cough.

Woman: Hey.

Call the boss to audition for you.

Your girl ran away.

Running around is not appropriate.

Talking about Reagan all day.

There are almost no sentences, ah, ah, ah, ah.

French. Speaking of which.

The old fairy rode back to the top of the mountain, ahem, ahem, hehe.

(White) I'm leaving.

Man: fairchild.

If you want to come, I will stop you.

One hand pulls the horse's chewing ring.

I haven't finished the big things before class.

You shouldn't beat the horse back to the mountain.

Woman: Hey.

The drums beat in the middle.

There is something in it.

Big things say small things.

What do you have to say?

Who cares? Who cares?

Whoever takes responsibility, he has to take responsibility.

Whoever takes advantage will suffer.

Yang is an informer.

Kowloon cup, the Three Thieves.

There is a brave Zhang Fei in the Three Kingdoms.

Show your talents on Dangyang Bridge

Drink three glasses and then retire.

This is Zhang Fei pulling the horse's head once. Ah, ah, ah, ah

Man: fairchild.

I won't stop you this time.

Spread the horse's chewing ring with one hand.

The human soul is tied to people.

The horse soul is buckled in front of the horse.

People are really full.

Ma Dezhen's soul can have fun. Good, good, good, good, good.

Fairy tale boy

I'm here to help you get three drums.

Use a drum fan before you go.

If you want to fan, you have to.

Slap you for 800 years.

Don't blame us, ah, ah, ah, ah.