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The necessary copy of the cold goddess is a little cold.

1, don't love me. It didn't work. I still like doing things.

2. Wise people play with feelings, while fools are trapped by feelings.

3. people go against the sky, and there is no way out.

I don't want to touch your belated enthusiasm at all.

5. You are cute. You are totally my type.

6, a good horse does not eat grass back, this is gone, keep looking.

7. A pig felt isolated and turned into chocolate.

Don't come back, I don't want to this time.

9. I turned around and became a doughnut.

10, I am a sensory controller, and I feel that you are not worthy of me.

1 1, the old account has been brought up again because it has not been properly solved.

12, the quotation book is too long, I love you, one line is enough.

13, I don't like your emptiness, I like to come straight to the point.

14, there is love besides teeth.

15, only after things have changed can people know how to miss.

16, always looking for a hug, you can laugh till you are old.

17, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

18, I like the way you don't like what I can't do.

19, express the deepest love with the deepest hurt.

20. Black people become white when they go to see horror movies.

2 1, I don't deserve cheap love, I deserve vulgar money best.

22. It's a pity that we are not in the same class, and even the enemy can't do it.

23. It's too easy to capsize two boats, even if you want to capsize ten thousand boats.

Don't play hardball with me, or I'll get hurt and you'll die.

Speak politely to each other. I'm not as understanding as you think.

26. considerate. what makes you happy when you are wronged by yourself?

27. Are you tired? As soon as I opened my circle of friends, I saw the girl I couldn't get.

28. I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

29. I wish my dear mother youth and beauty and smooth work. You have worked hard all these years.

30. If you can't eat grapes, you will say that the grapes are sour. If you can't catch me, call me a scum. You are like a wolf. More than 3,000 episodes failed to catch sheep.

3 1, the so-called survival is that after a disaster, you get no sympathy, but inexplicable congratulations.

If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my phone number, you have no problem with me.