18 copywriting choked to death in a circle of friends

1. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

2. Obviously, all washing powder advertisements have mastered the core technology of keeping life clean and tidy: managing Xiong Haizi.

I went to practice driving yesterday, and the coach told me there was a puddle in front. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time. I actually lifted my feet with my hands on the steering wheel.

Q: Besides stem cells and goat embryonic hormone, what other world-class anti-aging technologies are there? A: Photoshop.

5. When I can't find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel that the whole person is making Indian cakes.

Please be kind to yourself and cherish yourself, because the parts are not well matched and expensive! Money may not be available, not to mention that you have no money.

Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.

I received a fraudulent phone call this summer. I can call out my name and let me go to his office! Afraid that he didn't understand, I answered him in standard Mandarin: No time!

9. When I was studying, I seldom asked my family for money, because I once told my parents: Pay the money consciously, and don't wait for me to ask for it.

10. My roommate always steals my underwear. It's so fucking sick. I didn't expect him to like lace thongs.

1 1. Lu Xun said: As long as you spend money often, you will lose 50% of your troubles.

80, EQ and IQ will improve, but Lu Xun didn't say where the money came from.

My lover is a world hero. One day he will bring tf lipstick, Gucci bag, YSL square tube, full set of Saint Laurent, full set of CPB and Armani.

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9. Givenchy foundation pad, CL scepter, Chanel clarinet, SK

2 small light bulb essence marry me.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef bag. There is no wife in the old lady's cake, and there is no Lei Feng in the Leifeng Tower. So the monthly salary is x million.

5 thousand, there is no money in the wallet, and it is normal to have no breasts in the bra.

14. I'm not good at pregnancy. I'm good at getting pregnant myself.

15. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I finished taking a shower. People who don't like you say that I will die in the bathroom if I take a shower.

16. Today, my boyfriend suspected that I was cheating. I swept my face and scolded me. I said that my other boyfriends didn't suspect me of cheating, so why do you have so many things!

Seventeen. I found the most powerful camera in the registration hall: it has the functions of anti-American, makeup removal, eye reduction and face expansion.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.