Compliment yourself with funny sentences.

1, the government is thinking about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss is thinking about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I am thinking about how to sleep reasonably!

I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

4, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

6. At the beginning of life, human nature is good; Zero points, eggs.

7. If people are bored, you can play with your nose for a while.

8. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

9. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

10, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

1 1, the first painting is wrong and you have to scribble all the way.

12, I can put your words in the frying pan to fry oil, haha.

13, these days, I can't rely on myself and want to rely on others.

14, why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

15, I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

16, my god! My clothes are very thin.

17, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

18, when a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

19, I can't fly, no matter for whom.

20. A man's yearning is a desire for the body and a heartfelt call for sexual desire. Unfortunately, I got this disease, which is called acacia.