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Life always likes joking and talking.

1. Facing the sun, there will be no shadow.

Don't be too kind to me, lest I commit myself.

Don't drill into sadness when you are unhappy, think of days when you have laughter.

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others move around to help you say you're sorry.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

6. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't like reading.

7. Parents fool their children to call education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

8. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

9. Many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

10. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

1 1. Experience is extracted from pain.

12. Optimists see opportunities in disasters, while pessimists see disasters in opportunities.

13. The hope of tomorrow makes us forget the pain of today.

14. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

15. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

16. Women like men who are not good-looking, and don't like men who are not good-looking.

17. Money is not the problem, but no money.

18. Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will die late.

19. The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about making mistakes.

20. If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.

2 1. The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

22. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday? 、

My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

25. Our love died on this day just to give each other a chance to be reborn.