You are weak if you don't laugh. Tell me about it.

You are weak if you don't laugh. Tell me about it.

1, showing off wealth like a peacock, trying to show off his gorgeous appearance, but being seen by people.

2, eat, I want it, thin, I want it, too, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.

3. If you want to know what your hope is, buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

5, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus becomes a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

6. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Two shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

7. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

8. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you get is a fart.

9. I can laugh at the thought that 20 15 is over and I still owe money to the bank!

10, in fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

1 1, stay up late, because I don't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

12, all the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business", and suddenly I feel so busy.

13, the so-called difference in values means that if you give a pull, some people think that a piece of cake is missing, and some people think that a whip is missing.

14, some people quickly disarm in front of the years, and some people are born to learn how to grow. What kind of person are you?

15, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

16, I support what you support, and I oppose what you oppose, but I want to secularize your myth and secularize your magic!

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

18, insomnia, because sleep is too important, thinking that one less night's sleep will kill you.

19, if fate grabs your throat, scratch his armpit.

20, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

2 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

22. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

23. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

24, a person, if you don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

25. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing unless you die.