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Simple and cold mood makes you speechless.

1. If you are a person who is coming and leaving, then I would rather miss you.

2. Confess if you like, leave if you hate, stay if you don't give up, and fulfill if you don't give up. Honest expression is much more enjoyable than timid hiding.

3, the so-called can not let go, is nothing more than four cups of liquor, three cigarettes, two tears, a difficult night.

4. Life is like drinking water. You know that your life is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.

5. Throw what you should throw and give up what you should give up. From today on, be a layman all your life and live with the best attitude.

6. I never surrender. Although I fell like this, no one came to help me. I stood beautifully.

7. Some people seem to open our eyes. Therefore, people must resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

8. Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% will be happy. Straighten your mind and follow yourself gently. Life is to cry for yourself and laugh for others!

9. Love words scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and people who go far don't love them.

10, I write about my life, all kinds of flavors, my own tastes, and I don't need others to evaluate.

1 1. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

12, don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

13, choose a gesture, let yourself live irreplaceable, there is no such thing as luck, only absolute efforts! It cannot be perfect, but it can be unique.

14, you can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you always deserve to jump into the pit.

15, one day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

A sentence that makes you speechless.

Let you speechless, steady and malicious, a word text version:

1, do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one noticed how long Ugly B lived.

2. Other people's faces: faces. Your face: face plus.

Other people's breasts: breasts. Your breasts: mini breasts.

3. Half price for the second cup is a double blow to single dog's material and spiritual life. Have you considered the feelings of our disadvantaged groups?

Single dog is a loser, like our single pig. Without this problem, he can still have two drinks alone.

4.- What am I to you?

-You are my cigarette!

-Ah, why cigarettes? Will you put me to your mouth and kiss me when you are bored?

-No, if you ask such stupid questions again, I'll slap your face!

Nothing is difficult in the world as long as it doesn't happen to me.

6. Don't look at A+V every day, and don't look down at the keyboard. What's after the letters a and v?

Look down at the keyboard, it's S and B.

7. Time is like cleavage. As long as you lie down, there is nothing.

8. Have you ever held a boy's hand? Arm wrestling I will never forget this conversation.

9. If you are the one, a man said he was a single-parent family. A female guest collapsed on the spot and cried into tears, saying that I was a single-parent family. She frowned and covered her chest. She cried for a long time, but suddenly put away her tears and said coldly that that man can't be a single parent.

I haven't watched TV seriously for more than ten years, and I can't bear all this at all.

10, how big were your eyes when you were born? They have always been so big and will not change. So don't complain that your eyes are getting smaller, but your face is getting bigger.

1 1,-What should I do if I pretend to be cold and want to be cute?

-ga-ga.

12, worked outside for three years and returned home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. I didn't expect my mother not only didn't scold me, but also comforted me: Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back.

13, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck. This sentence refers to the kind of girl who laughs shyly and bows her head when listening to jokes, not the kind of woman who laughs until she pees at the end, hahahahahahaha!

14, just registered in the hospital, a man cut in line, I asked him: why don't you wait in line? He said: because there is no quality. I'm speechless.

15, girls' good feelings are small times, and bad feelings are biographies; Boys get along well, it's the Water Margin, but they don't get along well, it's the Three Kingdoms.

16,-Honey, I will be beautiful. People say that the Women's Congress has been changed eighteen times!

-Come on, pigs are still pigs after thirty-six changes, and the Monkey King is still a monkey after seventy-two changes. What do you think of your eighteen changes?

17. Every time I see some boys say that many girls are vain and fall in love only for money, I feel unfair. Falling in love is a very simple thing. Why do you want to think so complicated? In fact, there are still many girls who don't look at money at all. They looked at their faces.

18, the National Language Review Council, a body directly under the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology of Japan, recently answered a question about the word female, pointing out that the word is defined as a woman under the age of 22, and over the age of 23 should be Obasan.

Steady and hard to judge the photo version:

202 1 A sentence with high IQ makes the other party speechless.

1. I have never seen such a person with thicker skin than the city wall. I am eight feet away from you, and my face is playing here.

Let's eat fish sometime. I didn't realize you were picky.

You are a good cook, aren't you? You are a good cook.

4. Do you live by the sea? The pipe is too wide!

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

6. Don't use your IQ to guess my behavior.

7. Grow a face and wipe your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

8. Sorry, please stay away from me! Why? I am allergic to bitches.

9. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

10. You have no image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

1 1.2B Not only pencils, but also you.

12. I don't even believe in punctuation.

13. If the state scores your looks, you can enjoy the minimum living allowance for your looks.

14. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

15. Don't play hardball with me. If you decide, show your courage.

16. I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.

17. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.

18. Don't you think I speak loudly? Don't you know that barking is for dogs?

19. I hope I can get to know you again. See how I kill you.

I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission.

2 1. Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.

22. As long as I lost it, whoever picked it up is rubbish.

23. You scold me because you don't know me yet, and everyone who knows me will hit me.

24. You blush like a pig.

Don't show off your simplicity in front of my sister, she is very complicated.

26. You don't have to accept your fate in front of your sister, but you must give up.

Tell me about your mood in a simple sentence.

First, exercise your ability to act immediately. Make full use of the present cognitive power. Don't dwell on the past, don't dwell on the future, focus on today. Of course, there must be time to dream, plan and set goals. However, after all this is ready, we must learn to be down-to-earth and pay attention to immediate action. Concentrate your whole life at this moment.

Our greatest pride lies not in never falling, but in getting up every time we fall.

Third, any qualitative change in performance comes from the accumulation of quantitative change.

Fourth, face the present with the least waste.

The heartbeat of Nanshan continues, and our steps have not stopped. Dreams are ahead and the future is ahead. Don't linger, don't hesitate, let go of your dreams! Look to the future!

6. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of the soul and the depth of the soul.

Seven, doing things is not afraid of difficulties, and personnel are not difficult.

Eight, I have been intoxicated with traveling on the vast land of China; Looking up at the endless sky, I was infatuated with it; If we compare the earth to matter and the sky to spirit, I think the sky is more attractive than the earth.

Nine, people always get less lessons from dullness and more lessons from hardships; The flat lesson is shallow, but the hard lesson is deep.

Ten, the melody of life is gorgeous in the wind and rain, and the melody of life is high in the stormy waves. Dreams are seeds. We can wave our sharp wings and sow the hope of spring in this fertile land of life.

Eleven, the rudder of fate is struggle. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

Twelve, when the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

Thirteen, from more than twenty years ago, when I was in a technical secondary school, I remembered these words. Since then, they have been encouraging themselves, so that they will never forget it. Looking back on the contents of these sentences today, it still sounds like laying the floor, which makes people firmly believe and continue to abide by it as a motto and the principle of dealing with people.

14. If you don't give up one second, there will be hope in the next.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

16. Overcoming oneself is the most tragic failure, and defeating oneself is the most precious victory.

Seventeen, you are not afraid of difficulties, and difficulties are also afraid of you.

One today is better than two tomorrows.

19. Courage does not mean that fear does not exist, but that you dare to face and overcome it.

Experience is distilled from pain.

Twenty-one, I feel that what I can do and what I can't do is actually only between thoughts.

Living in the same environment, the boundary between the strong and the weak lies in who can change it.

Twenty-three, we must have a healthy and lively mood and treat life well! I want to care with my passion and water with my life! Comfort yourself with strong faith, even if the road of life is full of difficulties, face it with a smile and move on calmly.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

Twenty-five, people have to go through many things in this life, whether they want to get promoted or get rich ... In the final analysis, they still can't get rid of fame and fortune, and they often suffer from loss. People who are more open-minded about this will think of the saying that they are indifferent to fame and fortune. In life, fame and fortune are two words. Everyone will encounter fame and fortune in his life, but due to different outlook on life and values, his attitude and desire towards fame and fortune are also different.

26. Never get used to failure, because you should know that physical fatigue is not real fatigue; Mental fatigue is the real fatigue.