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Do gastroscopy and colonoscopy for the first time.

Actually, strictly speaking, gastroscopy is not the first time. Many years ago, I chose to have a gastroscope for physical examination. That gastroscope is an ordinary gastroscope. At that time, people were young and had no relevant experience, so let's do it. In the absence of anesthetic, a slender tube is inserted directly into the mouth and then passes through the esophagus to reach the stomach. I feel particularly nauseous and want to vomit. The whole process was not long, and then I didn't feel any pain or discomfort.

I've been thinking about colonoscopy for a long time, but I can't make up my mind. But in my heart, I hope the sooner the better. This time I happened to go to work for a physical examination, so I thought about doing colonoscopy. My friend suggested that we should play anesthetic anyway, so it is better to do it together with gastroscope and enteroscope. I remembered that I had a stomachache once or twice in the first half of this year, and I started these two projects at the same time during my physical examination.

Friends who do colonoscopy describe it as exaggerated, that is, the preparation work before examination. The main thing is to clear the intestines, which is too cumbersome and painful. It is these descriptions that make people stay away from colonoscopy. I didn't know the taste until I experienced it once.

First, make an appointment. Gastroenteroscopy is usually done in the afternoon. I can only eat porridge or noodles the night before, but I can't eat it the next day. You must get ready in the morning. Three packs of medicine and two vials were prescribed. The three-package medicine is compound polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder, which is mixed with 1L solution. Drink it three times an hour. It tastes a little salty. And made it taste like pineapple. It feels weird. I can't help it After the water was mixed, I swallowed it until I felt like vomiting.

After drinking, I had a reaction and went to the toilet all the time. The smell of the process was not described until all the contents of the intestines were cleaned up. Then drink a bottle of defoamer for gastroscope with water, and the preparation work is completed.

Line up at the hospital in the afternoon. In the process of queuing, C-14 was tested for Helicobacter pylori. It was positive a few years ago, and then a course of medication was prescribed. This is equivalent to a review. The result is negative.

I put away the indwelling needle and waited in line. To tell the truth, it was the first time I faced anesthesia, and I was still a little nervous and uneasy. It's my turn I went into the examination room and lay down in the position that the doctor and nurse said. I was awake at first, and suddenly my eyelids were a little heavy, and then I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I was already waiting for the awakening room and my wife had come over, but I still felt a little dizzy. Later, I got up slowly, sat for a while, felt better, and left.

The whole process was a sleep, and there was nothing wrong with it.