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Domineering talk about girls' super-drag and cold

First, ever-changing is the human heart, and fate remains the same.

Second, your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas.

Third, I hope that there will be wine and meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

Take care of yourself and don't get sick, or you will have to buy your own medicine, which is very expensive.

Fifth, don't always say that your weather-beaten face is beautiful or ugly.

Since it is too difficult to be your charming, lovely and sensible little princess, be your father who can't blow a hundred bottles of wine.

Seven, do not work hard, how to make the predecessor regret, let the secret love speak, and let the current long face.

Eight, I raised myself so expensive, not to tell me how to save money.

Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

I know very well that I want to bully others and support myself.

Eleven, girls are either beautiful or hardworking. If they are beautiful and hard-working, they can delay a little.

I like money, because I have never suffered from it. I don't know the disadvantages of money, but I only know its advantages.

Thirteen, don't say it's too shameful to abandon the old for the new. Just insist?

I propose a toast to myself, wishing me invulnerability, invulnerability, and no intention of being happy.

Fifteen, if he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as gentle as a cat, he will think that you have lost your hair.