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Talk about girls who love to sleep late.
1. It starts at six forty. So small, autonomous driving is faster. Let me sleep for another ten minutes.
Second, lying on my Mu Si mattress loves to sleep late and doesn't want to get up comfortably!
Third, we are more familiar with sunset than sunrise. There are plain and clear, but also strong and brilliant. At dusk, there are always unexpected scenery.
Fourth, a person who likes to sleep late like me, washes up before dawn and goes out to buy breakfast. Imagine how hot the little friend's room is, but the little friend next to him sleeps like a pig.
Every day, it is always more than ten o'clock in the morning, and the little P child wakes up and moves in his stomach. He will be a lazy little slacker like his mother in the future.
Sixth, I don't like sleeping in now. It's amazing. But go to sleep when you are happy, and the quality of sleep will be good.
7. I woke up a little at 8 o'clock in the morning. After being called by my mother, don't get up so late and get up at 7 o'clock. Actually, I don't like sleeping in, but I think it's too much. I am so angry. I hate reasoning with others, especially my mother. It's always hard. I finally strengthened my determination not to resist, and finally I was full of grievances. Maybe it's because I'm really useless and used to not resisting.
8. Getting up at 6: 30 is a kind of torture for Xiaoyu, who loves to sleep late.
9. When the light flashed across the sky, the whole world became so different that everything lit up. The fresh air, the crisp birdsong and the cool breeze in the morning always make people feel refreshed and full of hope. The ancient gods summed up the plan for the day. You love to sleep late in the morning.
10. Xiong Haizi downstairs chattered for a long time early in the morning. Upstairs, I tossed and turned, secretly decided that future children must cultivate his good habit of sleeping late.
Eleven, from super love to sleep late to get up at 5: 30 to run, you have to admire yourself, a little narcissistic, but change beyond yourself from these small habits, come on, the second half of 20xx!
Twelve, what kind of people are prone to mental illness? I read an article saying that people who love to sleep late will not get mental illness, while people who don't like to sleep late are more likely to get mental illness. A roommate gets up and leaves before we wake up every morning, and we don't know where we went. Every day, when we ask him, he says he just can't sleep. Is this a signal?
Thirteen, Suman said that the reason why I can't get married for so many years is because I have a strong personality, am not a lady, and love to sleep late. I lose my sense of direction as soon as I go out. Lu Licheng said, what if I like all these shortcomings? She said you were the first man to say that to me.
14. I wonder if it's because of tomorrow's exam. I like sleeping late so much that I woke up early today!
Fifteen, the boarding aunt has been on the phone all morning! Never remember. Keep your voice down Don't bother to find her! Why not consider the babies who love to sleep late!
Sixteen, just living people who love to sleep late become naturally awake, ah, forget it, go to the design room.
17. I like to sleep late. I get up very hard on the weekend morning, get dressed and cover my face with foundation. As a result, the rain suddenly became heavier and it didn't stop, which was worse than getting up early. Let's go back to sleep quietly.
18. What's it like to like someone? Probably I searched your circle of friends in Weibo, just looking for your mood. Maybe I love sleeping late so much that I set my alarm clock at 4 o'clock just to say goodbye before you receive your mobile phone. I probably touched myself but couldn't touch your helplessness, so I put it down and wish you happiness.
I love sleeping late so much that I can stay up for two days and two nights in a row, but those who can never get up early can set an alarm clock at 7: 00, 7: 10 and 7: 20 every morning to wake him up. He is too busy. People who just want to close their eyes and sleep for one more minute after a tiring day are willing to talk to me for a long time and a lot every night. Love is like this, making you do things that you couldn't do before. good night
20. Why are people like this now? Is it normal to take a nap on weekends? I don't like sleeping late, but even on weekends, it's wrong to get up early. I really don't understand.
Twenty-one, because I love to sleep late, I get up every morning under the eyes of the big tiger ~ I feel in a coma every day. When I open my eyes, someone will exclaim, oh, wake up.
I thought I liked stability, but I like the freshness and excitement of wandering. I thought I liked to sleep late, but I like the fog and coolness of getting up early. I thought I liked big fish and big meat, but I like a simple peach and a glass of ginger juice. I thought I loved the tranquility of my humble abode, but I loved the agility of running water. We all have many faces, the front, the back, the faces you are familiar with and the faces you ignore. They present a gradually plump you, feeling, thanking and being grateful.
Twenty-three. Now that I have a dog, I can feel my mother's hard work and understand those crazy children. I can't wait to call home 800 times a day to ask about it, so that I can get up at six to feed it. Watching it grow up day by day, God knows how I tried to restrain myself from becoming a dog-drying maniac!
24. Although I always like to sleep late, I like the morning best, and I always feel that there is room for change.
25. Hotel buffets are divided into western-style meals and Indian meals. I like to sleep late and be careless. I accidentally broke into an Indian restaurant, ate a rich and delicious Indian food, and looked puzzled.
Twenty-six, I can't sleep again I have been reluctant to sleep late. I have been used to staying up late in recent days. Is it a symbol of aging?
Twenty-seven, a few years ago, I showed some salted fish characters, such as sleeping late and gluttony. I'm already a dead dragon.
Twenty-eight, I'll take you swimming tomorrow, and I'll sign you up for a swimming class. I only blame Ma Ma for being too lazy to sleep late.
Twenty-nine, substitute here for two semesters, two days a week. Get up at about six o'clock every morning and take the bus for an hour. From dying when I first got up, I was a little late almost every day, and now I can get up when the alarm clock rings. This is growth. It's easy to say, but it's not easy for me, who likes to sleep late.
Thirty, since I insist on running! God bless me. There are thousands of runners, and God loves me alone. I advised God to show both rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen! It's raining, it's raining! Let me love to sleep late!
How painful it is for a person who likes to sleep late to get up early.
Thirty-two, share a lazy person who loves to sleep late and has an oral ulcer. He has a terrible pain in his mouth. I can't even say anything after eating. What if it's finished in two days?
33. Some people are often scolded that they love to sleep late every day like pigs. Really wronged. Pigs get up earlier than you.
I think I'm fine. I can cook simple meals, cook soup and porridge, learn your favorite dishes, and I won't object to what you like. I can take care of you when you are sick and accompany you when you are in a bad mood. I will change what you don't like, and I will remember what you like. If you like, we won't quarrel. I will depend on you. I'm too lazy. People who love to sleep late are willing to get up early for you and walk for you for a long time. But why don't I have you?
Thirty-five, I woke up in the middle of the night, wide awake. This is a bit incredible for me who loves to sleep late, so I meditated cross-legged and opened WeChat. Seeing this photo, I can't sleep even more.
Thirty-six, childlike innocence: Before my little girl went to kindergarten, she had infinite expectations for school life. But he likes to sleep late. The first morning when she went to kindergarten, the little princess became angry. I don't want to go to kindergarten. I haven't grown up. Me: When you grow up, you look forward to going to kindergarten every day. Ya just coughed a few times, so I had a brainwave. I don't want to go to kindergarten. I can't go to kindergarten without coughing.
Go to sleep quickly. Mei Tao, who likes to sleep late, is also loved by us.
Thirty-eight, my friend said that Sammy looks like a girl who likes to sleep late in comics. I agree.
I remember that old people don't like to sleep late? Right? Right? Or am I wrong?
Forty, a person who loves to sleep late enough to stay up for two days and nights in a row, but never gets up early, but can wake him up at seven o'clock every morning on time. He is too busy. People who just want to close their eyes and sleep for one more minute after a tiring day are willing to talk to her for a long time and a lot every night. Love is like this, making you do things that you couldn't have done.
Talking about sleeping in on weekends.
Talking about sleeping in on weekends.
1. Jutuo, you've been standing here like this for a long time. What are you doing? Did you sleep late the weekend after jio?
Second, I was woken up by the phone at the weekend, so I put up with the first work phone call. The second one asked me why I didn't get up. Do you want to report for sleeping in on weekends?
Third, should I sleep late on weekends? Sorry, I didn't sleep. Sleeping on weekends delays cleaning and going out to play.
When I woke up from my dream in the morning, I thought it was Saturday. When I thought I could sleep late, I slept contentedly until I was awakened by the real alarm at 7 o'clock. I also think it's strange that there is an alarm on the weekend, and then I see a capitalized Thursday on the screen of my mobile phone. . . I woke up on Saturday and thought I was going to work, but it turned out to be Saturday. That's a completely different mood. .
5. Go home and sleep late on weekends, because I am tired. I have a 15-year-old sister who wakes up early. After entering my room, she suddenly slapped me in the face and scared me to sit up. As a result, she almost made me cry: Hum, I knew you were pretending to sleep!
I like Saturday, because I can sleep late, drink milk tea without worrying about falling asleep, learn guitar and stay up late. I don't like weekends. It makes me afraid of Monday, so I get upset inexplicably and then waste the day. I feel abandoned again this weekend, doing nothing, punching in.
Seven, I didn't sleep late for the past two days, and I was very busy. It's all for my house, and the final formalities continue to be signed, Qian Qian money.
Eight, the weekend is also Christmas! You don't have to look it up to know it's a good day! Because firecrackers will last until dawn! But you can't sleep late in such good weather! ! Because you want to have a wedding banquet at noon, you have to drive dozens of kilometers!
Nine, there will be speeches for several consecutive weekends. This weekend, I settled down and returned to a comfortable life track: sleeping late in the morning and thinking in bed. I wrote a diary after I got up and went back to the newspaper after breakfast. In view of the problems accumulated in peacetime, I rummaged through books and ordered two books on Amazon. In the afternoon, I went out to visit the bookstore and bought two books. In the evening, the family went to Pizza Hut for dinner and watched the latest movies when they came back. It has always been emphasized that work is for life, not that life is for work.
Ten, I am so angry. On weekends, my biological clock prevented me from sleeping late and rolled around in bed wrapped in spring rolls in protest.
Eleven, weekends. I tried to sleep in, but I was coaxed out of bed. I was dragged to buy food, cook, dig mud, visit the world of flowers and plants together. I like to see these plants scattered in every corner of the room, filling the balcony. Let me have a comfortable weekend first.
12. There is an exam at West Point today. It's good to sleep late tomorrow! The beauty of university lies in not expecting every day to be a weekend. Looking at the seven deadly sins, the world is beautiful and worth fighting for. Really, you can only agree with the second part!
Thirteen, Christmas Eve, an ordinary weekend for me, sleeping in, taking care of the children and exercising, unless I brush WeChat and Weibo, I can't seem to remember that today is Christmas. I used to look forward to this day, dress up and go on a date with friends. Now I occasionally miss the feeling of celebrating the holidays at that time, but time can't go back. I hope to walk into Christmas fairy tales with my children from next year.
Fourteen, every Monday, I don't want to get up, I don't want to go to work, I want to sleep late, I want to spend the whole winter in bed, and I have to go out in a daze. Why is the weekend so short?
Fifteen, when will this day end? There is not a day to sleep in a week. I'm so angry that I have to attend classes all week, and I have to take exams every week for a complete weekend.
Sixteen, it seems that I have lost the ability to sleep late. I haven't fallen asleep since I was awakened by the school radio exercise at eight o'clock. The last time I slept in was three weeks ago on the weekend, right?
17. Daily routine of using ash machine recently: onion, Yang Yang mosquito net, Wenwen bear, bear panda, cat tree. Make sure to sleep with Ma Ma at 10 on weekends. I feel that spring is coming. I hope everything in my life is getting better and better.
18. Ouch, my tooth is starting to hurt like hell again. Is it raining heavily outside? As usual, I began to lose sleep on weekend nights. I didn't sleep late during the day, probably because tomorrow is Monday. I hope to find the beauty in life, and those are also a kind of hope. A lovely child, a gentle middle school girl, a drop of rain, a flower, a look, a poem, or a smiling expression. Can make me happy from the bottom of my heart, these are all counted.
Nineteen, this week: I didn't sleep late at the weekend, so I wrote it down for future reference.
The most painful thing in winter is not sleeping late on weekends. On a cold morning, when you were still lusting after the warmth of the bed on the four-legged mountain, Wang Zichen had already set off from Deyang and arrived at Shifang for a guzheng class at 9: 00. No matter how hot or cold it is, she insists on it every week. If it weren't for the freezing weather, how could plum blossoms smell sweet? Practice March 9th in winter. Let's all act!
Twenty-one, at work, I can still look forward to sleeping in for two days on weekends. Now I get up at 5 o'clock every day to take care of the baby. I can't imagine going to work again and getting up at 5 o'clock to take care of the baby. I am tired and dizzy. I thought it was difficult to get pregnant, but it turned out to be really difficult later.
Twenty-two, for the current job, when a woman becomes a man, her legs will be abolished. She gets up early every day and can't sleep late on duty on weekends. Well, the duty of others is to be relaxed and happy. . My shift. . . Well, it is made up of fierce and all kinds of messy things. Never idle. . So sad.
Twenty-three, it rained all day. Finally, I can say that I don't go out on weekends, I will sleep late and I will stay up late.
I never thought the last few days of 20xx would be so busy. Shanghai, Xiamen and Dalian all arrive within a week. I feel that I haven't slept late for many weekends, and I feel that I have got up early for many days.
Twenty-five, I have to sleep with a stiff neck every weekend, and then I go to work on Monday, and my neck hurts. Is it because you can't sleep late on weekends?
Twenty-six, the weekend of sleeping in is Christmas Eve, painting makeup, wearing a Christmas scarf, walking on the road, full of ginkgo leaves, nifty nails, picturesque streets under the filter, a seafood dinner in Longlong, eating enough salmon and prawns, and getting tired of expensive seafood in the mainland is the happiest day, although I really want to travel, although I am uneasy.
Twenty-seven, fraudulent phone calls have professional ethics! I just want to sleep late on weekends! Today is still Christmas! What's wrong with disturbing people's dreams by calling so early? Close your eyes and you can't go back to your dreams. I really want to play it back and shout at my dream. Can you afford it?
28. My mother told me that when I was two or three years old, I liked to sleep with my grandmother. Every weekend, my parents sleep in. I always gently push open their door, with a small hand, a small mouth and a small eye. I smiled maliciously and said, "What are you doing hugging each other there?" ? ! But in fact, my parents just fell asleep quietly, hahahahahahapo, a big photo.
Give me some time. My wife has been too busy at work recently. Fortunately, I can finally sleep late at the weekend after the exam!
Thirty, staying in bed until noon on weekends brings people no sense of accomplishment, which is far greater than the comfort of being lazy and sleeping late. Let's get up and exercise.
Thirty-one, if edamame finds a partner to marry in the future, and the other person is a person who doesn't take a nap, runs in the morning and doesn't sleep late on weekends, I will tell her to pull it off early with the history of people's blood and tears, because you will have a child who is extremely energetic and doesn't like to sleep, and then follow her until she is exhausted. The power of genes is so fucking powerful that people who don't like to sleep can't afford it.
Thirty-two, you can pay attention to the quality of your sleep, you are still young! I just want you to try the feeling that you can't sleep if you want, or that you rarely sleep late on weekends, but when you get up, you get angry and explode!
Thirty-three, starting from today, I will start to spoil my weekend! People who haven't had a weekend holiday for three months will sleep in. I'm a little excited to think about it.
Talk about the happiness of sleeping late in winter vacation in 2022.
Happiness of sleeping late in winter vacation in 2022-1. During the winter vacation, sometimes after finishing my homework, I will hide under the covers and read novels. The content of every novel attracts me deeply, and sometimes I want to read it again after reading it.
2. betrayal is close at hand, and cold enters the bone marrow.
The closer to the end of the term, the more I miss you. I won't go to see you because of the holiday.
4. Suddenly, it is a very innocent word. It seems that everything that is not cherished and caught off guard can be attributed to suddenness. Suddenly winter arrived, suddenly winter vacation arrived, and suddenly I found that the old man was one year older.
The winter vacation was not wasted, and there was a lot of joy at home.
6. In a blink of an eye, the winter vacation is over. Like a book. I write down happy and beautiful things on every page. Winter vacation is both happy and fulfilling. With the footsteps of the elderly, let's enter the intense study!
7. I don't have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation exercise books in my hand these days, so I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.
8. Examinations and tests are over, and the past is over. The rain is crisp in the sky, and there are countless good luck. The shepherd boy points out the happy village, and I am the most sincere in my deep friendship. Hang up Yun Fan to help the sea, and send you care today. I wish you a happy winter vacation!
9. My concept of holidays is that my charger will never be idle.
10. Good things come as promised, and the winter vacation is around me.
1 1. From now on, I will concentrate on my studies-
12. "What did you bring to school"? "A heart ready for a holiday"
13. You may not believe it! We also have winter vacation homework.
14. These days, without dozens of test papers in hand, I am embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday.
15. Sleep in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and hi at night.
16. There is no copywriting at home, only happiness.
17. Enjoy wine and food, and happy days are waiting for you. Dear friends, I sincerely invite you to attend the winter vacation banquet I hosted on a certain day in a certain year, and look forward to your coming.
18. The students are looking forward to the winter vacation, and the parents have mixed feelings.
19. The winter vacation is coming. I asked her, where are you going to debauchery? She said, go to a place where there are many snacks. Hahaha, is this the ultimate inner narration of eating goods?
20. To the winter vacation: the wind is roaring, the baby is screaming and the mother is growling.
Happiness of sleeping late in winter vacation in 2022. Part II 2 1. It's too comfortable to sleep late at home in winter vacation.
22. I broke up during the winter vacation because school was about to start.
23. I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays. ...
24. The happy winter vacation has begun! Under the guidance of my parents, I began to learn to be a "qualified citizen". Through my study, I know that to be a "qualified citizen", I should not only study hard, but also study hard in many aspects of my life.
25. Do you have friends for the winter vacation?
26. I will stick to surfing the Internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.
27. Please cherish the time after the exam and before the holiday, because this may be the happiest day in your winter vacation.
28. This is a holiday doughnut.
29. Shouldn't you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?
During the winter vacation, my happiest time is the Spring Festival. During the Chinese New Year, my mother cooked braised pork balls, beef in purple sauce, steamed expensive fish, assorted jellyfish and fried bean sprouts at home ... really everything. As for me, of course I won't be idle. I went to the supermarket to buy a lot of new year's goods.
3 1. When dating Xiansen in winter vacation, there will always be a mistress named winter vacation homework.
32. The so-called holiday is just doing homework in a place where there are few people.
I haven't gone to bed early for a long time. I stayed up all night just for winter vacation homework.
34. I waited for a long time and finally had a holiday today.
The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning you can't afford, a night you can't sleep, and a day you can't go out.
36. This is a happy winter vacation, which gives me infinite happiness. What makes me happiest in winter vacation is the Spring Festival. As soon as I entered the twelfth lunar month, I began to make new year's goods. We are busy selling meat, buying vegetables, buying money, buying blessings, buying firecrackers and cleaning.
37. It's snowing. No, that's an angel tearing winter vacation homework.
38. At the moment when the teacher announced the holiday, the classroom was boiling. Everyone immediately began to tidy up winter vacation homework, thinking that they could finally relax temporarily, and everyone's face was filled with happy smiles.
39. The so-called holiday means that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.
40. Shall I come to see you this holiday?
Talk about sleeping in during the holiday and sleeping at home during the holiday.
1, I really want to stay at home and sleep in. All the fruits eaten at home are particularly delicious. I'm already looking forward to next Monday's holiday.
2. I finally have a holiday, I can finally eat what I want, I can finally sleep in casually, and I can finally be less hot.
I had a holiday. I want to sleep in. I want to come out to play. I want to lose weight.
Most people sleep late during holidays. I get up early every day, yawning, and I just can't sleep when I wake up. Who can stand it?
5. Today, I am sleepy. After the holiday, I slept late for the first time in the morning and slept until three or four in the afternoon for the first time.
6. I must get up early for breakfast in the morning. I haven't had breakfast since I slept in after the holiday. I have a stomachache recently.
7. I want to have a holiday, sleep in, draw pictures, read books and play games, eat watermelons, eat small fish. I like painting.
8. When can I have a good sleep? I haven't slept since the holiday.
9. I want to sleep in during the holiday, go to school to avoid boredom, and want to play.
10, I really want to sleep in. There are still 8 days to go home from vacation!
1 1, the holiday is to sleep late, otherwise you will regret not sleeping at school.
12, you can only have lunch every day after the holiday. I dream of having a snack bed and sleeping in while chasing a play.
I want to have a holiday! Want to travel! I want to play! Want to sleep late! Don't want to work! No money!
14. On the first day of holiday, my biological clock actually made me lose the chance to sleep in.
15, I'm so happy to have a holiday. You can sleep late, travel, watch a play and eat jellyfish.
16, single rest is more tiring than going to work! The only comfort is to sleep late and lie in bed for a while.
17, I still have a week off, and I want to go home and sleep in.
18, let me have a holiday. I really want to sleep late and wake up naturally.
19, it is rare for a family of three to sleep late during the holiday. Most of the time, either you have something to do or I have something to do.
20, starting today, the official holiday! I don't care about anything, I don't know how long I have to rest, and I stay up late every day.
2 1, I don't know what it's like to stay up late for a long time. Every weekend holiday will be several times busier than the working day. Let's go
22, get busy early, I want to have a holiday, I want to sleep late.
23. Today is a holiday. I hope you can sleep late every day instead of getting up so early.
24. You can have a holiday in three days, sleep in and play games. Come on, work hard, hold on!
25, have a holiday, sleep late every day, watch TV, and accompany the children to blow air conditioning.
26. I want to go on holiday so that I can sleep in as much as I can. As a result, I was helpless. I always wake up at 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock and 6 o'clock at the latest, and then I can't sleep.
27. My son has a holiday, and I can finally sleep in, but it means that I will spend the next few days with him.
28. This insomnia is really not the right time. Although there will be a holiday tomorrow, you can't sleep in. I really want to faint myself.
29. I have been on holiday for more than a month. I have no chance to sleep in, and I can't get up if I don't go to work tomorrow. This is really the most fulfilling holiday I have ever had, and staying up late has become a luxury.
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