How to respond humorously when someone doesn’t reply to WeChat?

How to reply humorously if you don’t reply to messages:

1. Remember to bring me some souvenirs when you come back from Mars.

2. "I've been waiting for a thousand years, and I've been waiting for a while." If the other party continues not to reply, then send another sentence: "I've been waiting for a thousand years, and you still haven't replied. ”

3. There is a saying: If a meat bun beats a dog, it will never come back. Please give me a reply.

4. I calculated with my fingers that you should have gone to visit Chang'e, and I also know that the moon signal is not good.

5. Do you feel bitter when you eat coptis?

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and cannot see the message you sent me.

7. If you continue to ignore me, I will become a dog and ignore you.

8. If you don’t reply to messages, I won’t even dare to call you.

9. There is a message that has been read and cannot be answered.

10. What’s even sadder than waiting for your message is that you are updating your news but don’t reply to my message.

11. It’s okay not to reply to my messages, but don’t let me catch you talking.

12. Why don’t you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you, pressing your hand?

13. Is it the paralysis of alcohol? Or is it the beauty of my sister? Is it the obsession with games? Or the charming first love?

14. Are you on the way to learning input method?

15. Why are you still silent? Do you have a smartphone?

16. It’s really strange. I heard that you also have a mobile phone, right? Then why didn't you reply to the message?

17. Don’t you need to accompany the person outside? Is it finally my turn?

18. Because you didn’t reply to messages for a long time, I am someone else’s baby now!

19. Do I need to look up the Xinhua dictionary when replying to a message?

20. Why do you still need to fall in love when the game is so fun? Is it to delay me?

21. When I receive your message, I will reply immediately because I am afraid that you will leave the texting page immediately and not receive my message.

22. You should not be attached to information that does not receive a response. I will leave after you turn around.

23. In fact, the most difficult communication is not that you say he doesn’t understand, but that your message clearly shows that it has been read but there is no reply.

24. The person who really understands you is not someone who replies to your messages immediately; it’s the person who really understands you who doesn’t mind whenever you reply to his message.

25. I can’t help but speed up my reply to someone I like, but I always control the length of the message, for fear of appearing to care too much and not being taken seriously.

26. For people who don’t reply when they send WeChat messages, I think we can set Do Not Disturb for them. My attitude depends on you and I will accompany you.

27. If the person you like does not reply to your message, it is recommended to turn off the phone. It will not reply anyway and it can also save power.

28. Every time I send you a message but you never reply, I feel like a fool.

29. Every time I send you a message and you don’t reply, I feel like a fool.

30. On New Year's Day, the family had guests. I got up early in the morning and was busy in the kitchen alone. During the few days I spent visiting relatives, my relatives were getting older, so I was always busy wherever I went.

31. Why didn’t you reply to my message? Why didn’t you reply to my message? Why didn’t you reply to my message? How could you not reply to my message? Why couldn’t I wait for your message... Good night .

32. Have you seen the message I sent you? Why don't you reply to my message?

33. If you call me, it depends on fate whether I answer; if I send you a message, it depends on whether you reply.

34. Can you send me messages next time?

35. Don’t disturb a person frequently. It’s just like how you treat others when you don’t like them. You don’t answer the phone or reply to WeChat messages. It’s like a licking dog.

36. Go to sleep, kid, don’t wait any longer. If he wants to reply to your message, he will reply long ago and won’t let you wait until late at night!

37. I calculated with my fingers that you should have gone to visit the fairies, and I also know that the mobile phone signal is poor on the surface of the moon.

38. Some people said that I was handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night, who had leaked the news.

39. I really hate people who don’t reply to WeChat messages. I clearly know that everyone feels uncomfortable, so why don’t they say a word? Doesn’t it count as a relative?

40. Although there are 10,000 people, but 10,000 people are, I also hate people who clearly see but don’t reply to WeChat. Don't give me any thoughts to reply, you clearly have a number in mind.

41. If a girl doesn’t reply to your message, she is not dead, but her ex-boyfriend has come to find her.

42. Irritability... I hate this kind of people the most. You send people on WeChat but no one responds, and then you see people posting in Moments, or commenting on other people's Moments. Both of these happen. .

43. Damn it, don’t look at you acting like shit in front of me now. When I don’t like you anymore, let’s see how you become awesome.

44. How to deal with people who don’t reply to WeChat? It's simple. If you don't reply for as long as you want, I will wait for twice as long.

45. Don’t bother someone who doesn’t want to reply to your message, because he or she is with someone more important than you.

46. You can remain silent and ignore my anxiety; you can not reply to messages and ignore my anxiety, but don’t forget that I still like you; if you want me to leave, I will leave.

47. As long as there is information waiting, he will definitely come back. A lover will never betray you.

48. Although whether or not you reply to a message is a very small matter, it is a touchstone of character and a sign of quality.

49. You can remain silent and ignore my anxiety; you can ignore my anxiety by not replying to messages.

50. You can never wake up a person who never responds to your messages, but a big red envelope can!