Talk about the classic funny personality that makes people happy.

1, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.

If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

If a man doesn't help you put on the wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

6. It takes time to buy a mobile phone before I know that my words are so valuable.

7. Learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

8. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

9. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

10, if cutting my hair means cutting my memory, can I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

1 1. How are you now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

12, where there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love for a piece of shit.

13, people are iron, rice is steel, and there is no soup in the bones.

14, some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

15, through which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

16, sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.

17, I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

18, you said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

19, Obama, do you remember that little bin Laden by Daming Lake?

20, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

2 1, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

22. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

23. Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

24. The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

25. Will you stop spinning around in my head? Aren't you tired?

26, the sky is gray, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

27, the mountain is not high, there are gods, there is not much water, just drink.

28, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special anti-virus software.

29. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.

30. Clear water makes no fish, and people are invincible.

3 1, you don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

32. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

33. The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

35.who do you think you are? You are the spilled water. I don't even want a basin.

36, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!

37. spread soy sauce all over the world and make others jealous.

In order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to a leader's son.

39. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

40, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

4 1, when there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

43. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

44. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

45, your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

46. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

47. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

48, reading a cramp, Si Wenke is like a urine collapse!

49. The train to hell has left, please don't disturb it.

50. I went blind just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.

Talking about interesting personalities

1. It's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi? 2, family affairs, state affairs, no money to eat is a big deal!

You were still an egg when my mother became a swan.

4, don't be coquettish, just touch the world with lewdness.

You made my eyes red, but I forgave with a smile.

6. In the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

7. The higher you fly, the more painful you fall. Remember to bring your parachute.

8. It's always bad to quarrel. Why not just fight?

9. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

10, when I was hungry, my father made me chew my toes.

1 1, I think it's unfortunate that the world can know so much about you.

12, without medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

13, don't pull a long face all day, just think about how many points you got in the exam.

14, you cheat, so open, not afraid of cold balls!

15, National Day is only one day away, so it's time to prepare for the New Year!

16. If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

17, the existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

18, all roads lead to Rome, and all stairs lead to the examination room!

19, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

20. There are many flaws, even a missing corner is perfect.

2 1, after this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

22, that who, I love you so much that I don't even want my own feelings.

23. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!

24. In those years, the math teacher patted the blackboard and shouted: Probably? Do you want to make an appointment?

25. Pretend not to care about your ridicule and leave with a smile.

Whenever I find the key to success. Someone changed the lock.

27. Fahai should not use this tower to contain Mrs White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.

28. The friend said, Hey, you are really good. Long time no see, you have gained weight.

29. Growing up, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.

30. Boss: Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later.

3 1. God arranged a great date for Sri Lanka. If not, aren't you still from Sri Lanka?

I don't know what the teacher said there, but it seems very powerful.

33. The life of scum is like this: if you do well in the exam, you will be suspected, and if you do badly in the exam, you will be scolded.

34. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

35. Try gold with fire, try women with gold, and try men with women.

36. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

37. I hope that one day, it is the boy I deeply love who will take me into the marriage hall.

38. The monthly exam is not to show off to teachers in all subjects. They really think they teach well.

39. Express your determination to lose weight by eating fat? Prostitution to show chastity? (Mo Xuzhi)

40. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.

4 1, the class teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

42. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

43. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test it entirely by imagination.

44. Do you wipe your ass or flush first after going to the toilet? However, 99% of people will lock the screen first.

45. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

46. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

47. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

48. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

49. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend.

50. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

5 1. Replace my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

53. When cooking for the first time, I asked my dad how he was. He said: this salt is well fried and has a faint smell of eggs.

54. In a harmonious campus, cyclists may be doctors, and Mercedes-Benz drivers may be logistics personnel.

55. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

I have music and beer, but I don't have a girlfriend. Who wants to play with me and swim happily together?

57. When I arrived at the examination room, I collapsed. I saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

58. When this person is unlucky, he can frighten himself by sneezing, take off his sweater and electrocute himself.

59. The air purifier is the most pretentious household appliance I have ever seen, especially when we pretend to have a class in the classroom.

You said that you might marry someone you don't like in the future. It doesn't matter. I am willing to be the person you don't like.

6 1, do you have a teacher who has friends all over the country and is rich, but only she is poor?

62. In the morning, the alarm clock started to go crazy, the quilt suddenly hugged me, the pillow sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

63. Ten dollars fell into the cesspit. I thought about it, threw another hundred dollars, and then fished it all up. I am a special correspondent!

64. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

65. Going out for a walk is not for me. My biggest wish is to sit in front of the computer and meditate on Sunday.

66. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

67. It is said that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the side. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

69. I fell in love with my bed. We are both made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, the jealous bitch.

70. The team leader went to the field, and the cow was in front. The village chief went down to the field with a cigarette butt in his hand. The head of the township went down to the field, and the secretary was behind. The county magistrate went to Xiatiantou, and the reporter grabbed the camera.

7 1, he laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife. In fact, he peed his pants and sweated his hands. He shivered in his heart, his back ached and his legs cramped. He smiled because the knife had no blade.

72, two sparrows into a plate, a roast duck in the mouth; There is also roast mutton by the window, and there is already wine in the cup; Sparrows are full of snacks, can't eat meat or drink wine.

73. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by water and knocked on the corner of the table with medicine. He was taken to the hospital and the ambulance had an accident. Don't be ridiculous. How can he chat with others?

74. Recently, many women on the Internet said that the expected Sha Qianmo didn't show up, and all they met was killing thousands of knives. I want to say that you are not Hua, but a spendthrift.

75. The teacher said that according to research, people can turn a behavior into a habit by doing it for 23 days. But why are we not used to doing homework for more than ten years?

76. There are three kinds of people in school. One is to learn to be a bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for the third person, he wants to be a bully, but he can't. If they want to stop studying, they can't stop.

77. Love has made a thousand turns in my heart. I want to see you again. Let me know that you also feel that our love has not been in vain. Until the last day of my life, you and I still miss you deeply!

78. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

79. The teacher finished writing the math problem on the blackboard and said to me who was sleeping: Come up and solve it for me! I walked to the podium in a daze and reached out to untie her bra strap.

80. Some people actually don't like the ugliness of the new version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

8 1, summer homework can't wait to have a bedroom like a spoiled concubine, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people and worried about Tencent Sina, and I have never set foot in the harem.

82. Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight it bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

Talk about funny personality.

1. Dear VIp users, your summer vacation balance is less than days. Sorry, you can't renew it.

You always say that summer vacation is far away, but it's halfway over in a flash.

3. It's only after a holiday that I find that only those who love you will take the initiative to find you.

The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone in my two periods.

5. Homework in the summer vacation, like a concubine who is eager to have a bedroom, but since the summer vacation, she has been diligent, caring for Tencent and Sina, and has not set foot in the harem.

6. Tell you something even scarier than a ghost movie: your summer vacation is over half.

7. Tanabata is just a reminder to me, and the summer vacation is half over.

8. The summer homework is that you work hard for two months, and the teacher writes two readings.

9. Writing happy summer vacation on summer homework is the same as writing that smoking is harmful to health on a cigarette case.

10. Tell you a message, you have been struck by lightning. Your summer vacation balance is less than one month.

1 1. Please press when you have finished your homework for the summer vacation, press when you have written halfway, press when you have written a little, and press when you have not written at all.

12. Did you have a good summer vacation? Only fast, not happy.

13. I have a skill that I can finish my summer homework in two days, but this TM is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

14. I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

15. What are you most proud of? Of course, this is my summer homework. I raised it for nothing.

16. After the summer vacation, I not only didn't lose weight as a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

17. Hold hands with a dog named Homework in the middle of the summer vacation!

18. Summer vacation means that I can't see you every day, every week, every hour and every minute.

19. Tell me to get out at home and tell me to go home outside. If I don't make up lessons, I will say that I am poor at school. If I make up lessons, I will waste money. If I eat, I will be very picky. If I don't eat, I will become a fairy.

20. I tell you from my personal experience: never stay at home during the summer vacation, or you will be scolded badly!

2 1. Teacher, you haven't told us the examination paper on graduation day.

22. Why did the holiday pass so quickly? Because there is no morning!

23. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill will not be triggered until the last two days.

24. When school starts, I will make friends with whoever says I am fat.

25. After the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

26. Tell you a ghost story: school will start soon!

27. You know, the most boring thing in summer vacation is to want to do homework.

28. I really don't like it when some people say that I will kill the head teacher with my summer homework as if he could move.

29. Did you have a good summer vacation? Only fast, no happiness.

30. Old class, can you make an appointment to talk about the senior high school entrance examination paper? The same classroom, the same group of people. This time, we allow you to postpone the class.

3 1. Checking a score is more stressful than confession, and more sad than being lovelorn!

32. Parents' disappointed eyes, friends' mocking words and teachers' scolding will all bloom in July.

After graduation, we will all have a group of new friends, but please don't forget that there are such a group of people who once loved your youth.

34. How is your homework? You are alive and well, and you have been raised for nothing.

35. When dating Xiansen in the summer vacation, there will always be a mistress named homework.

36. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured.

37. A new way to play in summer: take the air conditioner remote control to the street, and switch to heating when you see which store is unhappy. Anyway, so is the remote control.

38. The so-called holiday is too much for the family, and they have no money to go out, so they are particularly idle every day.

Three years ago, none of us knew each other and walked into the same classroom. Three years later, everyone knew who it was and went their separate ways.

40. Holidays are the best time to surpass your opponents. I never do such a sneaky thing, damn it.

4 1. Students whose summer homework is fat in vain! It's time to lose weight for summer homework.

42. When Logger Vick cuts down trees, the wolf eats sheep, the monster eats Tang Priest, and Tom catches Jerry. Can we start school again?

43. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?

44. A complete summer = watermelon+air conditioning+cola+full WIFI+ no summer homework!

45. I just learned today that the speed of summer vacation is to drive a Ferrari, and the speed of summer homework is to drive a tractor!

46. Xiansen in the summer vacation, will you marry me? That way, you won't leave me.

47. I found that my summer homework was female, because I did it again and again, but I still didn't finish it.

48. I really don't like it when some people say that I will kill the head teacher with my summer homework as if he could move.

49. Summer vacation schedule: don't get up in the morning, get up and surf the Internet, and don't sleep at night.

50. The summer vacation is coming, and the four monks and tutors in the Tang Dynasty can't help but vomit: Emma, the summer vacation is coming again, and I'm going to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures again.

5 1. My concept of summer vacation is that my charger has never been idle.

52. In my eyes, summer homework is piled up; The summer homework in the teacher's eyes is lost; My summer homework, two months; The teacher's summer homework is reading.

53. The summer vacation really flies. Why? Because there is no morning in summer vacation.

54. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

55. No matter how boring the holiday is, I don't want to go to school. Just like loving you is helpless, I don't want to let go.

56. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my opponent's summer homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn't like me at school and wants to break up with me in the summer vacation. I am sad.

A complete collection of classic funny characters

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1. Give me some shredded squid and cuttlefish.

Every time I write a resume, I admire myself more than before.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough to make my mobile phone work for a year.

4. Don't think you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

5. Youth, you are too acne!

6. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

7. Teacher, after you approve Laona's gauze, you will be Laona's person.

8. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

9. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

10. You have a personality, and your short personality is so bad.

1 1. Don't challenge Gorahey's technology with the speed of playing video.

12. The fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

13. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

14. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

15. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

16. Like me, like Liangliang. I don't like you on the whole!

17. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something!

18. Do you know why Gao gets drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin wants him to sing a song about you in prison.

19. Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time and sent a message: sofa.

20. Relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grabbing today, not giving, who wants to resist, let him go to hell.

2 1. How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!

You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.

23. If life deceives me, I will also deceive life.

24. You embarrassed me, and I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.

25. You live in my heart. Have you paid the rent?

26. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

27. The most embarrassing thing is to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register with my girlfriend. The staff is actually an ex-girlfriend.

28. If you don't like me, I will castrate you and be my sister.

29. I stood in your smart room and shouted: Ouch! How deep!

30. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.

3 1. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

32. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

Yesterday, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

34. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

36. I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

37. Don't be so busy, your old bitch is almost pregnant.

Tell me your home address, and I'll change it into a public toilet.

39. Although I have no brains, I am actually unhappy.

40. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

4 1. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will be rich and strong immediately.

42. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law is the legend.

43. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, and that's a bank.

44. God created virgins and I created women.

45. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

46. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

47. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

48. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

49. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

50. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

5 1. Thank you for stealing my date and letting me know that he is putting on airs.

52. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

53. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so miserable.

54. The first part: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, without the second part: listening comprehension, reading composition, no questioning: participation is the key.

55. Women are divided into married and unmarried, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage.

56. The sky is gloomy, the land is vast and prices are rising. I can afford a car, but I can't afford gasoline. The bus is very busy, and the owner will eventually get hurt. I can't make money to buy a house, and the beauty is rising, and the price is unstoppable. With my income, there is no hope in this life, sighing and worrying about the moon, and the breeze blowing tears!

57. Marriage is certainly a good thing, but addiction is troublesome.

58. Life is a dream.

59. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that they must have brains.

60. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

6 1. Cucumber must be shot, and life must be high.

62. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

63. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.

64. The power of mistress is irresistible to ordinary people.

65. Every woman is always cheap for a man.

66. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

67. You can't judge a book by its cover, but neither can a mistress judge a book by its cover.

68. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

69. When someone is pretending to be cool, my sister always lowers her head. I'm not educated, I'm just looking for bricks.

70. When I was young, you and I made many mistakes because we didn't learn love well.

7 1. An emotional fool won't mind loving a madman.

72. If there really are heroes like those in novels, then the world is really wonderful!

73. How lovely the world would be if my exam results could rise as fast as the house price.

74. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up to be depressed.

75. The most beautiful thing in the world is to sleep with the air conditioner on after dinner.

76. The one with big breasts may not necessarily marry Pan An, but the one with small breasts can also catch Yanzu.

77. Looking at Princess Pearl all day makes me feel a little sorry for Sister Rong.

78. After the rain, the mountains are empty, and you hang the southeast branch, but you broaden your horizons by 300 miles and hang the southeast branch. Since God has given talent, let it be hired! , all kinds of self-hanging southeast branches.

79. Taking classes can cure students of insomnia.

80. Being liked by fools is always showing off.

8 1. Flowers are like water, like your mother, you are all on your father.

82. I hate indecision in my bones

83. The abbreviation of elopement is SB, and AV is followed by SB after the keyboard.

84. I looked at the food as usual before eating today. Oh, my God! There is no meat today.

85. Am I a personality? Of course.

86. Why are you pointing your chicken feet at me? Do you know that I prefer pickled peppers to dregs?

87. The happiest thing to hear at school is that the head teacher is not here today.

88. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.

89. A man's greatest skill is to accommodate his girlfriend until other men can't stand it.

90. Don't be a bitch in front of me all the time.

9 1. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

92. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

93. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to drink soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

94. Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!

95. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

96. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.

97. Don't be defiled by love because of the pure thing of going to bed.

98. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

99. Because I'm not afraid of anything and I can't lose anything.

100. Some people are so modest, others are so proud, but no one is realistic.