618' s funny spit talk about 222' s copywriting suitable for 618 hair.

1. Let them take it! I don't want to be a prodigal bitch this time ...

On the eve of 2.618 shopping carnival, when I went to the kitchen to get a bowl, I suddenly thought of a phenomenon. It seems that many people are afraid of ghosts when they go to the toilet, but they don't think of ghosts when they go to the kitchen. Is this because everyone is a foodie?

3.618 Shopping Carnival cost a lot of money ...

4.618 Shopping Carnival's transaction volume can be equivalent to the GDP of some countries.

5.365 days ago, I told myself that I must chop off my "impulsive" hands next year. As a result, I accidentally opened JD.COM during the quiet shit time. I wanted to buy this and that, and finally the whole shopping cart could not fit.

6. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, what happened to 618? ”。 The Zen master put his hands into his sleeve and smiled without a word. I understand, young man. You made my heart calm and stood by. The Zen master said, I mean, there's nothing to say when my hands are cut off.

7. This is a time when women advance wave after wave, and men secretly shed tears ... This day is really ... no! Ok! Pass!

8. I advised my girlfriend to buy less, and she told me this way: if the money is gone, you can earn it again, and if things are off the shelf, they will be gone!

9. It's almost 618. Turn on your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

1. When I woke up in the morning, I watched my wife stay up all night. I asked anxiously: How much did you buy for robbing her all night? Wife: five or six hundred ~ husband: not bad, not bad, there is progress! Wife: Five or six hundred orders. . .

11. My female penyou is a simple, beautiful woman. She doesn't pour the country or the whole city, but she can lose everything!

12. I always feel that these days, I always say that my wife is a prodigal bitch or something, and they are deliberately showing off their wealth. The first is to show that you have a wife, the second is to show that you have money, and the third is to show that you have both a wife and money!

13.618 Chopping hands is over ... After this, I'm going to tidy up the cupboard and give something back to blood.

14. The pretty ones have already started to receive gifts on June 18th. I looked in the mirror and gave up. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful, and the other is ugly. I am caught in the middle, which is ugly! !

15. Every pickpocket has a priceless car, a shopping cart.

16. Every 618, two kinds of people will suddenly emerge, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

17. How much did you spend on the 618 Shopping Carnival?

18.618 Shopping Carnival, a very ordinary day, has now become a festival for some Chinese people.

19. The annual 618 Shopping Carnival is over. Did the friends lose a lot?

2. Last night, I was afraid that my wife would go shopping on June 18th, so I dragged her to drink a catty of white wine with me, hoping to let her go to bed early, but I didn't expect to get drunk first. This morning, when I turned on my computer, I saw a meow. This woman was brave after drinking. . .

21. My soul mate is a hero in the world. I know that one day he will appear in a situation of great attention, wearing golden clothes and stepping on seven-color auspicious clouds to empty my shopping cart.

22. It's almost 618. Turn on your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

23. Husband: Wife, let me discuss something with you. Wife: Tell me about it. Husband: Don't take my money to raise men outside, ok? Wife: I didn't! Husband: That guy Ma Yun, did you give less money?

24. Reporters interview passers-by on the street. Reporter: Grandpa, today is 618, are you going to buy online? Grandpa: Oh, did I say that? My wife is so hard to find these years! Have a daughter-in-law to buy online for a long time? You are quick to help uncle find one. Wow, uncle has been single for six or seven years!

25.618 Shopping Carnival, a festival that I don't think much about, but has begun to be a little interested.

on 26.618 shopping carnival, the chicken was frozen beyond measure, my shopping cart was full, and my husband's Taobao was requisitioned by me.

27. "What is the best discount for 618?" "Your hand!"

28. You don't have money if you don't buy things, and you don't have money if you buy things, which means you don't need money to buy things! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

29. Every pickpocket has a priceless car, a shopping cart.

3. Every 618, two kinds of people will suddenly emerge, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a loser. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!