Simple girl topic

1, my family has nothing of value, and the only thing I can get is me.

2, the road of life is like underwear, there is nothing you don't choose.

Even if ten thousand people don't like me, it's not your turn to lecture me.

I really don't understand why I can eat so fat when I am so poor!

If you want to make your life colorful, you can buy lottery tickets, which can bring hope and disappointment.

6, I hope you, mature, steady, rescue, live as much as possible.

7. No matter how good the chain is, it can't stop the running dog. People who want to leave are begging for more.

8. Don't think too complicated. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.

9. If you don't believe in promises, people will fail me. If you don't promise, I'll fail.

10, I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

1 1. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

12, everyone will die, but not everyone has ever lived. Cheer up, there is nothing to care about.

13, I will shake off all the stars and sleep in your heart forever.

14, how time flies! 355 days. We've known each other for a year.

15, every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

16, dreams can't be measured by money, otherwise your dreams will depreciate.

17, living like a princess can attract a prince.

18, if you don't meet, you won't miss it, and you won't miss it.

19, I just wanted to catch up with you, but you asked me if I wanted to buy it.

20, don't look at him now, he is a bad old man when he is old!

2 1, a person has at least one dream and one strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere.

22. After watching ipartment for so long, it suddenly occurred to me that they didn't know which room to live in.

23, that who, go back and sprinkle a bag of urine to rinse your mouth and come back!

24, it is said that men become bad when they have money, and I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

25. The difference between giving up and letting go: Giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

26. I can tolerate you saying I look good, but don't say my friends. This matter has nothing to do with them.

27. Everyone said that it is good to work, and everyone ran to the city; Hard money is only enough to spend, but no money to send home.

28. If a name can change fate, I must call it Qian Duoduo!

29, it doesn't matter, why is a person afraid of loneliness when he walks?

30. Laozi is my son's passport, and my son is my epitaph.

3 1, I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it. I also have a background and can run two programs.

32, dye a color in spring, what color is the best!

33. From a woman's point of view, the favorite goods are discounted, and buying them is not spending money, but making money.

34. If you don't think about it in the morning, just put on the quilt and take a nap.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

36. When love was born, who stole my heart in Na Yue?

37, what a fart, bad heart. Don't push, exercise.

38. Don't you think I'm talking loudly, baby? Don't you know that barking is for dogs?

39. There is a sea of people, and there is still a long time. Don't go back. Keep yourself elegant, there will be a lover waiting for you.

40, do you like, barbecue stalls, fruit stalls, or my little cerebral palsy.

4 1, life is too hard, I hope someone can call me one million a day.

42. If you love someone so much, you won't have time to complain, because you don't love enough.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

44. Growth may be to let go of love and learn to shut up.

45. There is no right or wrong in this world. You are ugly and have no money.

46. After the salary is paid, if you are arrogant for a week, you will save for a week and look forward to it for a week. This month will pass.

47. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

48. Don't deny that you are particularly excellent, especially gentle and especially worthy.

Since you don't like me, don't tease me.

50. How did you pretend to be a B? You also borrow the light of Lao Tzu.

5 1, never change, just dare not love hard.

52. Are these dollars money to me? This is my life.

53. There is a kind of love that makes me indifferent, and there is a kind of love that makes me unlucky.

54. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I could go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

55. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? You chose the biggest one for the same money!

Don't cry, don't cry, don't drop those little pearls.

57. Life is like toilet paper, so try to pull as little as possible.

58. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't get it off!

59. How lucky I am to finally have you. Take my last name and live up to your heart.

60. When my sister's hair is waist-high, first pretend to be a ghost to scare you and trip you to death.

6 1, life has no past and no past. No matter what has passed, it will gradually fade away.

62, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

63. Don't say I'm immature. When I am mature, I will naturally fall from the tree.

64. If there is no use value, you will forget to say that you love me but forget to say that you only love me.

65. When someone throws you down, no matter how painful it is, stand up and give him a hard slap.

66. If you don't marry and I don't marry in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable!

67. If the weight exceeds 100, it can be reduced by 20.

68. Confucius said: No matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.

69. Collect a few closed disciples online. I will teach you to close the door for men, and I will teach you to close the door for women.

70. Drink thousands of cups of spirits and taste all kinds of cigarettes in the world.

7 1, boy, what happened today? Take the wrong medicine when you go out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

72. Whoever gives me another object, send warm, I will give him a shroud!

73. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I just have no money!

74. Youth is waiting in loneliness and helplessness, leaving only resentment that can't find the direction in aftertaste memory.

75, like that, looks awkward, but the figure is a bit decadent.

76. I love wandering freely all my life, but you love loneliness and the legendary swordsman.

Whenever a boy says that he has cleaned up his room, the standard usually means that the road from the door to the bed has been opened.

78. A lost girl finally found her feet.

79. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

80.work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.

8 1, chat with me, I am not responsible for talking about feelings.

82. There is always a girl who pouts for you. She is not willful, but owes a kiss.

83. Laugh generously, cry and hide from crying, which is cool.

84. I am a simple and thrifty person. I just have no money.

85, the world out of our generation, is a reminder of the years into the rivers and lakes; Talking and laughing, you can't live a drunken life.

86, cat claw hodgepodge said: life is like a play, all depends on acting.

87. It is my pride to love you all the time. How can I show off without you?

88. Ambiguous is that I borrow money from you. You didn't say you borrowed it, and you didn't say you didn't borrow it. You just said that your husband was not at home.

89. If you want more than you want, you will get what you want. If you are hungry, you will regret it.

Please don't joke when I'm serious.

9 1, just casual, not without temper. For some people, I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well.

92. There is a song, you are my eyes. How do I feel blind many times?

93. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. This is a joke, I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.