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If you like someone, talk about domineering.

1, this season is also the season for mushrooms to wear stockings.

2. Strength comes from your concentration on the resources you have; Powerlessness comes from focusing on resources I don't have.

I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

My goddess will get the certificate with me tomorrow.

5, in this way, you can be safe and sound, and your heart is calm.

6. Why do you want me to see you cry?

7. What kind of life you have, what kind of life you have.

He announced that I was his girlfriend in front of his friends.

9. It's your own and you can't take it away. If it is not your own, you can't stay. I knew you would come, so I waited.

10, responding to other people's criticism with silence is the demeanor of the strong and the intelligence of the weak.

1 1. Feelings need no commitment, no agreement, no conditions. It only needs two people: one who can trust and one who is willing to understand.

12, [I am I just I can only be me. Nobody can replace me, and nobody can replace me]

13, if you miss it, you miss everything, and you can't go back no matter how hard you try.

14, I found something he just updated in QQ space! Only you are allowed and it will always be you.

15. Once upon a time, a man suddenly came into your life, taught you what love is, and then he left.

20 13qq love story My heart is very small, only one person is allowed.

The more you do this, the more you find the joke funny.

More and more eternity is always a joke.

I know you are hypocritical.

Thank you for letting me know your hypocrisy.

Everyone has an unknown life.

Everyone has his own life, and he knows it very well.

Hard times don't last, but strong people do.

Painful days will not last long, but strong people will always be strong.

It is inevitable to blame time for holding hands and falling in love.

The hand that complains about time is bound to write love as love.

The shortest mantra in this world is a person's name.

The shortest spell in the world is a person's name.

I am your dispensable, and you are my essence.

I am your dispensable, and you are my indispensable.

Love is short, but memory is long.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Nothing can't be thought of. The past can never be undone.

There is nothing that can't pass, only something that can't go back.

Our deepest tacit understanding is to ignore each other.

Our deepest understanding is to ignore each other.

I don't want too much. You and your heart are enough.

I don't want much, your people and your heart are enough.

When you don't know who is around, you will be very upset.

I don't know who is around when I am upset.

You don't love me, but you must believe me.

You don't have to love me, but you have to believe me.

☆ The paper plane flew farther and took my heart away.

No matter how far the paper plane flies, it can't take my mood away.

As a matter of fact, is the beauty C? Your hips.

☆ Behind the moving, it is often heartache.

☆ I want to be happy and be cared for by you.

☆ The happiness I want is the care you give me.

☆ I think I am strong enough to lose at all costs.

I thought I was strong enough, but I lost so desperately.

☆ Distance will never separate two hearts that really care.

☆ Distance cannot be separated from two hearts that cherish each other.

☆ Change, you don't need to say it, people will see it.

☆ Change, you don't need to say it yourself, others will see it.

☆ I remember, I still remember, I still love.

☆ Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

☆ I want to love myself more than before this year.

☆ I want to love myself more than before this year.

Don't be silly, you will always be alone.

First, how can it be so easy to completely let go of a person from the bottom of my heart?

Second, there is actually a yearning for only paying attention to not disturbing.

Third, I am grateful to have such people in this world, who are warm without talking or laughing.

Fourth, don't give up and fight for what you love.

I can't promise her future, I can only break her hand bit by bit.

6. I want a love that has only a beginning and no end.

Please cherish those who are too tired to fall asleep and squint and type back to you.

Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world.

Nine, broken, everything is broken and scattered. Such a false friendship. I don't need it.

If my brain can automatically filter out unhappy memories, I will be carefree.

Eleven, the separation of two hearts tightly attached together, not afraid to gradually forget each other. I am afraid that I will miss each other more and more, and my heart will be broken and I will suffer.

Please cherish those who are too tired to fall asleep and squint and type back to you.

Thirteen, even if I'm covered in injuries, you won't care, will you?

Fourteen, I have thought about the scene of reunion after a long separation for countless times, but your funeral is the most beautiful.

Yes, I don't understand now, and I don't know how to understand it.

I have loved you for so long.

Seventeen, don't be silly, you will always be alone.

It is true that I am soft-hearted, but it does not mean that I have no temper. ]

If you are afraid of the dark, I will be your light.

Twenty, I shed tears, but you are not with me.

What did the teenager you loved look like? How can you make your love so crazy and absurd?

22. I can finally greet you with a smile and finally be your so-called friend with a smile.

Twenty-three, [blame me for not knowing how to give up. ]

I am always afraid that the person I love will become someone else's lover.

25 years old, times have changed, and I am still by your side.

26. The road to success is not crowded, because not many people can keep going-

-I'm not the Mona Lisa. I won't smile at you all the time.

Twenty-seven, sometimes alienate a person not because he hates it, but because he likes it too much.

28. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!

Don't let yourself be controlled by three things: the past, others and money.

If the world is lonely, you can lend me a hug and give me warmth. I am willing to repay your company with the rest of my life.

Thirty-one, after running so many laps, I finally thought that I loved him.

32. Even if there is only one drop of water in life, make it proud and become an ocean.

Thirty-three, the dream will shine is the power that I am not afraid of reality.

34. You are blind. You just can't see that I'm special to you.

35. I don't want short gentle and expired greetings.

First, the person you like is pleasing to the eye.

I don't want to be silent too early, but this busy world doesn't belong to me.

37. Who knows if you laugh every day?

I will never know who I love until the end.

Thirty-nine, not to say that a fish's memory is only seven seconds, you can hurt it at will.

Just because I stop contacting you doesn't mean I don't miss you.

Forty-one, no one tried desperately to please me in order to make me laugh.

Forty-two, the world made me black and blue, but the wound grew wings of dreams.

43. [You don't want to get hurt unless you can stand all the deception, frustration, irony, parting and betrayal]

Forty-four, after you left, I might be able to scrape by.

45. Although I hate you, I can't live without you.

46, you still have feelings for her, but I still want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Forty-seven, maybe one day I can look at you without saying a word.

48. If the weight can affect the weight in his heart, I am willing to get fat.

Sorry, I'm really tired. Don't play games with me, okay?

Fifty, don't love the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, just spend the rest of your life with me.

I don't want to leave you alone, but you would rather be alone.

1, determination, work and success are the three elements of human activities. Pasteur

Your appearance has affected my health.

3. Time is changing, my heart is changing, and there are some things. Can't go back is can't go back.

I don't understand the grievances and afflictions in your heart, just as you don't understand my pain and silence.

5, feelings sometimes, always ironic. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary;

6. When we are calm, we fill in the blanks with memories. When we are noisy, we use blanks to describe our memories.

I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.

8. The most common mistake we make is that strangers make us angry, and finally we accidentally take it out on our closest relatives.

9. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh.

10, your appearance, like a thrown stone, disturbed the heart lake.

1 1. People often only believe what they want to believe.

12, you don't want it, I am willing to go through fire and water to stop it.