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You were born on Saturday of Gregorian calendar 1990 10.06, the 18th day of the eighth lunar month in China. The five elements of bone weigh 4.8 Liang, and the life letter is as follows:

Bad luck in the early years, how many lives were wasted;

Brothers and six relatives are helpless, and their careers are late.

Description:

This life is for human nature, can improvise, often close to the nobility, no achievements in his ancestral career, few relatives and friends, and self-reliance. At the beginning, fortune was like frost and snow, and middle-aged people were able to get married. My property was given to my family, my wife was worth it, and my wife was not punished. There were three sons and daughters-in-law, only one son died, and Shou Yuan died in winter.

The five elements must be restrained to become pillars.

Wood can make a fire, and more wood burns; Strong wood kindles fire and makes it stubborn.

Wood can break the soil, and the soil is broken; When the soil becomes weak, it will sink.

Wood depends on water, and water floats more than wood; Water can make wood, and more wood shrinks.

The nature of the five elements, wood is dominant, straight, affectionate, sour and blue in color. Mu Fumin is handsome and beautiful, with slender bones, slender hands and feet, beautiful mouth and pale face. They are kind, generous and simple. Poor wood people are slender and have sparse hair.

Zang-fu organs and parts corresponding to the four pillars, the five elements and the generation of grams need to be supplemented. Liver and gallbladder belong to the exterior and interior of viscera, bones and limbs. Excessive prosperity or aging is more suitable for diseases such as liver and gallbladder, head and neck, limbs, joints, tendons and veins, eyes and nerves.

Those who are suitable for industry and orientation all like the East. They can engage in wood, wood products, furniture, decoration, finished wood products, paper industry, planting, flower cultivation, seedling cultivation, worship of gods, spices, vegetarianism and so on.

Sanshenghui was born in Grade One. A used C as the god of food, Xin as the official, and E led the god of food into fire nation, and he was burned by fire. However, Jin Xin still has a sigh that his life is good and generous. A takes E as the father and Gui as the mother. However, it can prosper and hurt E, which is not good for both parents to have China soil to restrain Guishui.

When Chen Jia was born, he had rich financial resources, but most of them were evil. Born in spring, Jin Wang or Huo Wang, official to six products.

Born in August: born this month, conceived in November the year before last, born after the Millennium Festival, with outstanding articles, quick memory and ingenious creation in all aspects. But independence is not appropriate, and it must be done in partnership, honestly and selflessly. Happiness is limited at first, confused in middle age, failed in accidents, and prosperous and beautiful in old age.

Poetry says: tall and handsome, all because of tenderness in previous lives. If you do more good deeds in your life, you will naturally live longer.

/kloc-Born on 0/8: People born on this day have superior intelligence, think they are smart, can't tolerate others, have too rigid personality, are incompatible with others, are independent and self-sufficient, have no father or brother, have good luck in the evening, have an average middle age and have an average life.

Qi Shi Sheng: (7 pm to 9 pm is dog time)

Full of resistance, aggressive, rich and enterprising, singing and enjoying life, women are vain, irritable and impatient, and don't value money.

Suitable for industries: poets, writers, speculators, hardware, agriculture and forestry, rice merchants, machinery. Avoid fire.

Fierce years: 16 years old, 26 years old, 35 years old, 44 years old, 49 years old, 57 years old and 78 years old.

Time of the first birth: When the first one is born, the mother is the first one, and people lack patience and compassion. Brothers and sisters cannot rely on six relatives, and thirty-eight have the right to get rich.

When I was born, my father died first, and my six brothers didn't help me much. The eldest son of my husband and wife was punished, so it was easy to arrange after I was 42 years old.

Born in the last days: born in the last days, both parents are anxious, and the sixth brother is more reliable and proficient in husband and wife.

Test what your past love was like: according to your date of birth, after computer calculation, the result is 8, indicating that you were a warrior or warrior in your last life.

A fierce life of winning in constant battles! You were a soldier in your last life. Because you were born in wartime and grew up in wartime, constant fighting and victory can be said to be your whole life ... living on the brink of death will often make you stronger. Although married life is happy because of the birth of a child, when you are on a war expedition, your loved family is destroyed by the enemy, and you have lived a frustrated life since then. Therefore, in this world, you should learn how to get along with others, and know that a harmonious life is more meaningful than competition.

Constellation: Libra

Dominant planet: Venus

Attribute: air signs

The mystery of the origin of constellations:

In an era when everything seeks balance and harmony. Humane, thoughtful, sociable, professional and objective, nosy, representing justice, and will strive to defend justice.

The birth star or sun of Aries:

Honest and amiable, both men and women exude charm.

This is Libra! The slightest thing will make him feel uneasy. He's always

He is looking for inner stability and balance, without which he can't live in peace.

Libra is gentle and refined. He needs to live happily and faithfully.

Friendship and love. Easy-going and submissive are the main characteristics of his character. It doesn't matter to Libra.

Both men and women can see these rare feminine qualities and what they mean.

Hidden artistic inspiration and talent.

Libra people need admiration and praise from others, only when they feel happy.

He can live a carefree life. He likes to go shopping to kill time.

Interesting and decorative gifts for your close friends. He doesn't want to be absent.

Living in an environment lacking warmth and enthusiasm. Once he is ill, he will feel extremely unfortunate and heavy.

Submerged in disappointment.

He needs the opportunity to express and appreciate his charm and elegance; yearn for

Living in an artistic conception full of art and beautiful fantasy, avoiding all kinds of contradictions and difficulties in life.

Difficulties and troubles, ugly behavior will scare him away, and rape will hurt his heart. only

Only when he was born, Mars or Uranus had a great influence on him, can this be done.

The changing trend.

Libra people are not good at arranging material life and expect everything to come easily.

Or at least not trying. He never cares about money, only when he wants to spend it.

The concept of money has just entered his mind. He is like a beautiful decorative work of art, attracting kindness.

Kind and sincere person. With a beautiful heart, he let life caress and wash him.

Gift. At the same time, he will also make life full of joy and carefully create comfort.

Life brings people he loves.

If the rest of birthdates is favorable, then Libra people are in art.

Drama or any occupation that requires aesthetic ability will make great progress. Fashion and luxury businessmen

Occupation is the ideal occupation he can choose. But he always needs someone to help him implement it.

Come on, he's a layman in material matters.

The fate of Libra is often played or decided by love and marriage. he

Our love life is happy. Unique charm will bring him all the benefits he expects.

. In the face of loneliness, he will be completely at a loss (especially Saturn and Venus or

The moon is in a bad position, so Libra people can't stay in it for a long time.

When he is lonely, he needs to keep regular friendship with everyone.

Born on the Gregorian calendar19901010.6, it means that you belong to the iceberg type.

Personality: Icebergs are like icebergs, which make people stay away from them, and others stop here. He is as cold as ice to people, but he has a great demand for feelings. Moreover, he always puts his own taste first and has a strong sense of exclusion. No matter people or things, as long as they take a fancy to it, they will never stop until they reach their goals.

Career: fearless and calm enough. I am a talented person who can do great things.

Love: This iceberg will not take the initiative even if it falls in love with others, and it is destined to be a lone star in Dreadwind.

Money: bold and cautious, calm, buy big and open small, and have a good fortune.

Birthday code

65438+ 10 6 hedonist

People born in 65438 10/6 always think that they can "help all beings" by their own advice or actions! But in fact, this is not what they will achieve if they are willing to work hard, because they are not public servants as they think; What really motivates them to devote themselves is that they can get fun and freshness from it, or they can improve their quality of life.

People born today like to live a colorful life. For them, life is an adventure. They hate boring real life, so they always try to simplify their work, because although these jobs are needed in daily life, they are both physically exhausting and boring. After some adjustments, they will have more time to engage in more leisure and exciting activities. People born on this day would rather be grandstanding than pursuing excitement.

Women born today will "fly for love" and will never allow marriage or any social system to become a stumbling block between them and their ideals. In this respect, they completely went beyond the moral point of view and gave their feelings without reservation. As for men born today, they are not so romantic, but they are also easy to indulge in romance, adventure and physical danger.

People born today are often pleasant friends, not because they are reliable or loyal, but because life will be much more interesting with their company. No matter what kind of party occasion, they can create a happy atmosphere; And they themselves like to be the focus of attention, intoxicated by the feeling of being worshipped, so as long as there is an audience, they can talk nonstop.

There is no denying that people born on June 6th of 10 have the talent to please others, such as their friends, family members or colleagues. Their kindness and positivity can indeed regulate the emotions of others, but over time, this effect will become dull and even frustrating; Sometimes they seem to reduce the seriousness and deep meaning of life by venting their strong desires. Less developed people will indulge in pleasure, show a promiscuous attitude, and may eventually lose what originally belonged to them.

Most people are born optimistic. They are talking and laughing on the surface, but there is a strong side hidden in their personalities. Some people even have the willpower to carry it out regardless of everything. These characteristics can help them evaluate the results of the action and the prospects for success.

People born on this day like the efficiency brought by modern equipment, but their preferences and tastes are quite traditional. However, they do know how to live an elegant and interesting life, but they should be careful not to rely too much on comfortable life and luxury goods.

Lucky Numbers and Guardian Stars

People born in 654381October 6th will be influenced by the number 6 and Venus. For those who are influenced by the number 6, romantic love is the most dominant link in their lives. This situation is even more serious for those born today, because they are also influenced by Venus (the ruling planet of Libra). The number 6 makes people good at getting sympathy and praise, and Venus is closely related to social activities. Therefore, people born today usually have to go through a lot of struggles to restrain their behavior and insist on the privacy they need.

health

People born today must control all forms of "excess". Although happiness can have a positive impact on the mind, there are also hidden concerns of getting lost in noise and ignoring health. However, they are still like moths, aware of the danger but still desperate for excitement. Because of carefree optimism, they can't face the tragedy in life, and they can't give others deep sympathy and care.

suggestion

You must realize the dark side of human nature. If you feel sad, don't be afraid to show your heart. Endless optimism makes people feel uncomfortable. Please don't ignore the small daily details, they are equally important.

celebrity

JennyLind, an American soprano, is known as the "Swedish Nightingale". She once accepted the performance of Mei Fang sponsored by barnum, a famous American program, which caused a great sensation.

Chen Yingzhen, a writer from Taiwan Province Province, once founded the high-level reporting magazine Tianxia.

LeCorbusier, a Swiss architect and urban planner, published a purist declaration in 19 19, put forward the theory of the connection between modern machine forms and architecture, and planned many important architectural schemes, such as the Swiss Pavilion of the Paris World Expo and the North African city of Algiers. , has had a far-reaching impact on the architectural concept of later generations.

ThorHeyerdahl, a Norwegian explorer, crossed the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean on a raft, and his works include The Contiki Expedition.

GeorgeWestinghouse, an American electrical engineer and manufacturer, invented the air brake to make the high-speed rail work safer. He is also the founder of Westinghouse Electric Company.

American actress Carol Lumbard, clark gable's wife, died in a plane crash at the age of 32.

Tarot

The sixth card of the tarot card is "Love", which symbolizes that all mankind can unite through the "love" of gender combination. When the card face is straight, this card represents a higher level of feelings and desires in the world; Handstand represents dissatisfaction, sentimentality and indecision.

Jingsiyu

Those who sow with tears will surely cheer for the harvest.

superiority

Optimistic, adventurous and cheerful.

disadvantaged

Self-drowning, sensational.

Birthday flower language

65438+1October 6-hazel.

Flower language: reconciliation.

Hua Bu: You are a peaceful and calm person with good judgment and observation, and you are suitable for the role of arbitration. But you are also a perfectionist, so you will pay attention to the shortcomings of others, which is unfair to people and easy to be rejected. You should adjust yourself properly.

Lucky flowers: orchids, sweet pea flowers, carnations.

Flower proverb: keep an eye on the shortcomings.

Personality, Emotion and Love Life:

He is attractive to women, likes to guess their psychology and listen to their voices.

Understand their feelings. This is both a rare self-knowledge and an ideal partner. he has

Sometimes I try my best to please others, not to win their favor, but to show myself.

Your own sincerity. He wants to do everything perfectly, otherwise he will feel guilty.

This is a caring wife, but she is inevitably fickle.

Four husbands. He is friendly, cool-headed, generous and elegant, which makes him

He has the air of a diplomat.

He has a strong aesthetic power, and ugliness and violence will arouse his disgust. He hopes that he will come back in a few weeks.

Everyone around us is close and harmonious.

Satisfying other people's desires will show their weakness. He doesn't want to be with anyone else.

Struggling, but willing to spend time weaving their own love that will never fade. His fate will change with marriage.

Because of the realization of marriage.

Libra people can't live a lonely life, so marriage will play an extremely important role.

Use, and even become a turning point in his life. He needs the fire of love, he needs to pour out his heart.

And the need to win goodwill. All his happiness will depend on the relationship he has established.

Aries can conquer his heart and immerse him in the happiness of love. usually

In this case, Aries women are always very active. If both sides have this intention, then this

Marriage is ideal and feasible.

Gemini women's social skills and lively personality will fascinate him.

Aquarius will share his interest in art and aesthetics and understand his sensitivity.

Sense of character.

Virgo and Cancer's sincere and quiet personality will bring eternity to his life.

Light and heat.

Characteristics of love:

I don't even know if I love him or not. All reasonable measures. Disappear between seeing and not seeing.

Love story:

I am very demanding of beauty. I eat and wear the same things, let alone be a couple!

Love concept:

Calm and patient.

Ideal lover:

-You are a man of curiosity and taste.

It is your creed to have high taste and live leisurely in an elegant atmosphere, but you are always a little dissatisfied. Deep down, you always want to constantly accept new knowledge and seek knowledge.

The lover who wants, is unique, creative and critical is the one who can satisfy you best. You will stick to your own personality and judge actors according to yourself.

* * Your ideal seems to be a sexual person * *

Innocence index:

☆☆

Libra loves humanitarianism, is indifferent and very passive, and doesn't like to take the initiative to deal with interpersonal relationships. Romantic love likes to maintain a relationship as light as a friend. The secular desire is very low, and the degree of innocence can only be described as lack.

Charm:

He is obsessed with interpersonal balance and tries to establish a harmonious attitude towards life. His charm lies in knowing how to balance "ambition and elegance".

Love at first sight:

Libra, with delicate mind and soft ears, is very easily moved by anything. A little sweet talk and some unintentional gentle actions will make him feel high, so there are many opportunities and times to fall in love!

Dialysis of your she:

Libra girls have elegant and meticulous femininity and rich male wisdom in logical concepts. However, most smart girls know how to hide their wisdom behind the gentleness of her women to prevent hurting men's self-esteem. No wonder many men respect and love her.

How to win the hearts of Libra girls?

Of course, first of all, you should be a logical person! Men who are too emotional, too stubborn and too extreme are not good companions in her mind. Libra girls need "companionship" most. Finding a lifelong partner is usually her greatest wish in life.

Second, if you are a man who doesn't like girls talking, then you may not be suitable for her. I'm not saying that Libra women are nagging. She has a natural eloquence. She is good at talking and likes to discuss with others. Most of them are elegant and aloof. If you understand and appreciate them, you will find it a pleasure to listen to her. She often likes to analyze things from various angles and find a fair and objective conclusion.

Most Libra women are still professional women after marriage. First, the housewife's space is really too narrow for her. Secondly, she needs money to satisfy her desire for beauty. She has noble and extraordinary taste in food, clothing, housing and transportation. If you want her to start a business with you, she will put her husband first. She will be a good helper, reliable and not boastful, giving you the best advice, but never stealing your style.

Usually she has a good sense of balance and maintains emotional balance. Occasionally, in the face of too much pressure, the scale arm is seriously tilted, and she may plausibly guide you for an hour, or eat a gallon of ice cream in one breath.

However, as long as you are more patient and concerned, she will soon return to calm. You are lucky to have married a Libra girl!

Occupation:

Libra children are generally handsome, likable and easily envied by others.

Praise and love. Special attention should be paid to prevent him from developing a kind of "little emperor" and relying on others for everything.

People's ideological tendency. Because talent and charm often make him feel that he is in a unique place.

In a thick environment.

Only with warmth can people get what they want from this child.

Because rudeness will overwhelm him. He doesn't want to be alone, but needs to be with friends and friends.

Partner communication. Friends who live together day and night will play an important role in his childhood, even his fate and future.

Important role.

Libra children in the fields of art, aesthetics and pure technical science, as well as law and medicine.

It is easy to succeed. Never push this kind of child beyond the limit of ability, but

We should constantly urge and encourage him in his studies because he is lazy and greedy by nature.

Play, let yourself go.

For him, dancing, painting or walking in the garden with flowers is more important than physical exercise.

Conducive to physical and mental balance.

His ideal outlet is: art, drama, fashion, decoration, freelancing and luxury goods.

Business (especially cosmetics industry) and social life.

Physical quality and health care methods:

Libra people are weak and delicate. A small turning point will disturb his mood,

Rough behavior will make him at a loss. He doesn't want to have friction and quarrel with anyone.

. A good body can only be full of vitality in the joy of love, and a lonely life will make him

I am depressed and may even be really sick.

In his life, except for love and happy living environment, which one plays an important role.

Libra people should pay special attention not to dehydrate. It is best to drink more water between meals, or

People often drink some fresh fruit juice, which can purify toxins.

The kidney is Libra's physical weakness, so pay attention to protection.

Libra's body needs sulfur, which can improve its resistance and anti-infection ability.

Strength, nourish skin and promote hair growth. Can be selected from pollen, almond, date palm, bread and white

From vegetables and onions.

In addition, in order to maintain the good functions of intelligence, nerves and sex, Librans also need

Supplement phosphorus. To this end, he can eat more malt, grains, raw onions, mushrooms, tomatoes and Portugal.

Grapes, etc.

The best health plant for Libra people is basil, which has the functions of nourishing and strengthening the body, strengthening the kidney and sterilizing.

Function. When eating salad, especially tomato salad, you can add some basil.

The toxins in Libra are often excreted through the skin, sometimes

Let his face stop reddening. In order to avoid this situation, Libra should always eat raw food.

Chinese cabbage, celery, apples, walnuts and salads can supplement calcium and fight anemia. Stoneboog

The tender yellow seedlings of Sabina vulgaris are also his excellent health-care vegetables.

When your facial water loss is serious, you can try to take the decoction made of the following herbs.

Malva。

50 grams of pansy ....................

Soak 15 minutes, drink one cup without sugar every day, and drink the first cup on an empty stomach.

In addition, drinking a spoonful of beer yeast on an empty stomach every morning also helps to restore rosy complexion. ask

Try not to eat or eat less pork, game and shellfish such as crabs and shrimps.

Marigold 40g.

Wood thief 30g.

40g of yarrow.

Put more than two spoonfuls of plants in half a liter of cold water, boil and soak for ten minutes, then add honey.

When the seasons change, have a drink every morning and evening for a week.

Libra people are taking a bath, if you can add a few drops of rosemary and basil to the bathtub.

The natural essence of thyme helps to restore his vitality.

For Libra who lives in a quiet environment, you can sleep with the window open.

Son, because he needs a lot of fresh air, because he is weak and has poor ability to absorb drugs.

Poor, you can use hot spring therapy, which is good for his health, especially for the circulatory system and kidneys.

Location. In addition, gardens, mountain village scenery and winding paths in the jungle are full of vitality.

A good place for strength. He likes walking, and it's better to walk with emotion in the Woods, which is good for him.

Health is of great benefit.

Libra's physical strength can't consume too much and be too tired; But he likes dancing,

This is the best exercise for him. In addition, he can also engage in some gardening work in moderation.

Especially raising roses is very beneficial to his body and mind.

Libra people only live in a quiet and friendly atmosphere, especially in love.

Only when he reaches the perfect artistic conception can his body and mind achieve a good balance.

Other considerations:

The gentle Libra said, "I still need to think about it."

The way to express love, romance.

Is a person who is bent on satisfying people.

Desire: sisterhood.

Cheated: the extravagant hope of love.

Like: dancing or participating in large-scale activities.

Fear: not being loved by everyone.

Seek: meticulous care.

Weakness: leisure.

Advantages: like to help others.

Disadvantages: all talk and no action.

Holiday life: poetry.

Expenditure: buy cosmetics, flowers and watch performances.

Mascot: Heart-shaped object.

Favorite flower: rose.

Lucky metal: copper.

Lucky gem: pure emerald.

Auspicious day: Friday.

Favorite colors: blue and indigo.

Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 24, 33.

Favorite place: elegant social place; A blooming garden; A ballroom or entertainment place.

Auspicious plants: Primula, Leymus chinensis, Catharanthus roseus, Elderberry, Boxwood, Apricot Tree and Garden Flowers.

Living conditions: the interior is elegant and full of vitality, decorated with flowers and silk everywhere, an advanced Simmons bed and a living room where friends can be received.

Ideal countries to live in: Austria, the southern United States, Egypt, Monaco, Guatemala and Hawaii.