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Classical Chinese is generally very concise.
Compared with Latin, Chinese grammar is more concise and flexible. Chinese verbs are all prototypes, so "number" is not as light as "time"! Simple and flexible.
Li Bai's it is hard to go only uses the word "line". Alone or together? Is it "now" or "will" Experience for yourself, follow one's inclinations, and vary from person to person, leaving readers with rich imagination space. The simplicity of classical Chinese is also closely related to the use of allusions.
The beauty of allusion lies in arousing readers' memories of ancient books with a few words. It not only makes the article look quaint, but also shows the ultimate beauty of simplicity.
Xin Qiji quoted six allusions in "Looking Back at the Ancient Pavilion at the Mouth of Le Jing in Yongyu", which went back to the Western Zhou Dynasty and continued to the Southern Song Dynasty. Reading is thrilling, thinking about ancient love.
2. The shortest classical Chinese and the shortest translation The shortest classical Chinese and the shortest translation of Tao Te Ching
Tao can be extraordinary, and name can be extraordinary.
These two sentences are the deepest thoughts of Laozi, but they are also the simplest truth.
In fact, the two sentences have the same meaning.
The actual division should be: Dao, Ke Dao and Extraordinary Dao. It can also be divided into: Tao can be, Tao can't be, and Tao is often. The meaning is simple, but there are many, just like a strange mountain, different people see it differently. There is no conclusion. This is the most mysterious and profound place in the Tao Te Ching, which is actually the meaning of this sentence.
Tao, the way of heaven and earth. Tao, everyone can get Tao. It's extraordinary, but nothing in the world is eternal. (Some versions are non-constant Tao) Together, it means that everyone has the Tao of heaven and earth, but everything in the world is not constant. Not white enough? That would be whiter!
Ding Bai Translation: The rules formulated by Lao Zi, the heavenly king, are actually not that complicated. Everyone can appreciate this "mysterious and mysterious" way as long as they observe their surroundings attentively, love life and enjoy life. But don't forget that the Tao in the world is not eternal. Everything has life and naturally dies. Laozi's moral classics are not the embodiment of truth, and will be overthrown and replaced sooner or later. In fact, there is no unchangeable truth in this world, which is the way of everything in the world.
Tao can be done, Tao can't be done, and Tao is constant. In fact, this is also roughly the truth.
Tao can control everything in the world.
Tao is wrong, but no matter how big it is, it will be overthrown and knocked down.
Constant Tao, the only constant Tao in the world is this Tao, and everything has a beginning and an end.
These two methods have the same meaning. In fact, you can try to split these six words, no matter what method you use, the meaning is the same, which also subtly reflects the central idea of the Taoist cycle of everything and the constant rotation of Taiji. This is the greatest wisdom of Lao Tzu.
Learn chess.
Qiu Yi is the best athlete in this country.
Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess.
One of them is dedicated to ambition, but only to autumn.
Although one listened to it, he thought it was a swan and wanted to help him shoot it.
Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one.
Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true.
The two children argued all day.
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them why.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "
A Confucius said, "I am far away at the beginning of the day, and I am near in Japan."
A son said, "The sunrise is as big as a car cover. Speaking of Japanese and China, it's like a dish. Isn't it that the far is small and the near is big? "
Another child said, "The sun just came out to cool down, and it was as hot as putting your hand in hot water at noon. Isn't that why you feel hot when you are near and cool when you are far away?" ? "
Hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said to Confucius, "Who said you were smart?" ? "
3. The reason why ancient prose is so simple is as follows:
1: There are few ancient characters.
In the Eastern Han Dynasty, Shuo Wen Jie Zi received 9353 words. There were even fewer loanwords in the pre-Qin period. Now we see a lot of foreign words, that is, borrowing other words without corresponding words (that is, a word "has several functions")
2. Limitations of writing tools.
First of all, there is no paper now, but it is very troublesome to repair bamboo pieces with bamboo slips and knives. Secondly, writing with a brush is far less convenient than the current writing tools.
3. Style restrictions.
The novel, the best long style, has always been regarded as a "path" and a "difficult to appeal to elegance" in feudal society. And our most common poems and songs are short, implicit and restrained.
Personally, I think of these for reference for the time being.
4. Seeking 10 short and pithy classical Chinese 1~ Zhuge Liang's Book of Commandments is a gentleman's original journey, quiet and frugal.
Not cold, not awake, not quiet, not far away. You must be quiet before you can study.
If you don't learn, you can't be versatile, and if you don't want to learn, you can't succeed. Slow can't have vitality, and risk can't have sex.
Time goes by, meaning goes by, and then becomes withered, not meeting the world, and staying in a poor house sadly. What will happen? The moral character of a person with both ability and political integrity depends on inner peace and concentration to cultivate body and mind, and on frugal style to cultivate moral character. If you don't look down on worldly fame and fortune, you can't define your ambitions, and you can't realize your lofty ideals without physical and mental peace.
You must concentrate on your studies, and you must study hard to increase your talents. If you don't study hard, you can't increase your intelligence. If you don't have a clear ambition, you can't achieve anything in your study.
Pursuing excessive pleasure and laziness can't cheer up the spirit, and frivolous temper can't cultivate temperament. Over time, the will wears away with the passage of time, and finally it is useless to society like dead branches and leaves. Until then, it's useless to stay in your own small world and sigh, and it's useless to annotate. Make the verb usage extensive and successful, and make the verb usage practical.
Wide, make.
Slow sex: excessive enjoyment and laziness: contact with society, undertake things: strive for progress, impetuous, impetuous, cultivate bad temperament: metonymy refers to one's narrow world.
Liu Xiang's "Talking about the Garden" and "The Owl Will Move Eastwards" met pigeons. The dove said, "My son will be safe." The owl said, "I want to migrate eastward." The dove said, "Why?" The villagers hated my singing, so they moved eastward. The dove said, "My son can sing louder, but it doesn't matter. I can't sing anymore. The owl said, "I want to move to the east." "Turtle dove asked," why? The owl said, "everyone in the village hates my cry, so I want to move to the east." "
Turtledove said, "You can call it another name. If you can't change your crying, even if you move to the east, people in the east village will still hate you. "
Explain that this fable warns people that they should fundamentally solve their major shortcomings and some major problems, and they can't talk about things and avoid contradictions like owls moving. Such a problem cannot be solved.
.3 ~ "Learning Games" Playing autumn, those who are familiar with the country are also good at it.
Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess. One of them is dedicated to ambition, but only to autumn.
Although one listened to it, he thought it was a swan and wanted to help him shoot it. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one.
Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true. 4~ "Two Children Debate Japan" Confucius traveled eastward, saw two children arguing Japan, and asked them why.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to the sky at sunrise and far from the sky at noon." . "One son said," I was far away at the beginning of the day, but I was very close to China. "
A son said, "The sunrise is as big as a car cover. Speaking of Japanese and China, it's like a dish. Isn't it that the far is small and the near is big? " Another child said, "The sun just came out to cool down, and it was as hot as putting your hand in hot water at noon. Isn't that why you feel hot when you are near and cool when you are far away?" ? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong.
The two children smiled and said to Confucius, "Who said you were smart?" ? " .
.5 ~ Carving a boat for a sword Some Chu people waded in the river, and their swords fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . "
The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword.
You won't be confused if you ask for a sword! 6~ Pulling out seedlings encourages Song people to pity their seedlings, but they want to return to China and say that they are sick today! Give help to the seedlings. "My son rushed to see that Miao was dying.
Kuang Heng studied hard and lit candles, but the neighbors didn't catch them. Always draw its light through the wall, and read it in a book.
City people can't read their surnames. They have money at home and many books. Therefore, Heng is cooperating with him, not claiming compensation. The master asked Heng strangely, and Heng said, "May the master read all the books."
The host sighed, gave books and became a university. 7~. Waiting for the rabbit.
There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died. Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit.
Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said. Today, the people who want to go to the former dynasty are all guarding their factories and so on.
.8 ~ Naoko suspects neighbors: There were rich people in the Song Dynasty, but the rain wall was broken.
His son said, "If you don't build it, you must come in." The old man next door said so.
That night, as expected, a lot of property was lost. The family was very grateful to Zi Cong, but they suspected that the theft was the old man's next step. .
.9 ~ Enter the city with a pole: If Lu has a long pole to enter the city gate, it will be vertical at the beginning, and the horizontal pole cannot enter, nor can it enter. An old Russian father said: "I am not a saint, but I have seen many things." Why don't you use a saw to go in? " So 10~ contradiction is intercepted. Chu people have shields and spears, and they have a reputation: "My shield is strong and I can't sink."
He praised his spear and said, "The benefits of my spear are all trapped in things." Or (4): "What about the shield with the child's spear?" He has the ability to respond.
Invincible shields and invincible spears cannot coexist. -"Everything is ready".
1 1 ~ Ji Chang learned to shoot an ancient marksman, Gan Fei, and drew his bow when the beast crouched under the bird.
Disciple Wei Fei learned to shoot flies, but he was more skilled than his teacher. Ji Changzhe also learned to shoot at Wei Fei.
Wei Fei said: "I can't learn it instantly before I can shoot." Ji Changgui, lying under his wife's machine, took the lead with his eyes.
Two years later, although the cone tail fell off, it was not instantaneous. Tell Wei Fei.
Wei Fei said. "Not also, will learn to watch before.
See the big from the small, see the small from the small, and then tell me. "I often hang my hair on lice in Xi 'an, looking at the south.
Between ten days, the sense of immersion is also great; Three years later, it's like a wheel. If you want to see the rest, you can see the hills and mountains.
It is the arc of the swallow's horn, which was shot by Shuo Peng's pole, penetrated the heart of the louse and hung on it. Tell Wei Fei.
Wei Fei danced and said, "You made it!" Translated as follows, for reference only: Gan Fei is an ancient archer. Before the bow was fully opened, the birds and animals fell down.
Disciple Wei Fei learned archery from Gan Fei and surpassed his master. Ji Chang learned archery from Wei Fei again.
Wei Fei said, "You have to learn not to blink before you can talk about archery." Ji Chang came home and lay on his back in his wife's knitting.
5. A short classical Chinese is about three lines. Kong Wenju has two sons, the eldest is six years old and the youngest is five years old. Dad sleeps during the day, and the little one steals wine and drinks it by the bed. The older one said, "Why don't you worship?" Answer: "steal, you have to salute!" "
Dai Yingzhi said, "No.1, the conquest of the city has been defeated today. Please relax and wait for the next year. So what? " Mencius said: "Today, some people are busy with their neighbors' chickens every day, or tell them,' It's a gentleman's way. Say:' please damage it, the next year will be full of chickens. -If you knew it was unfair, you would be too quick. Why wait until next year? "
A man concentrates on his thoughts.
original text
Qiu Yi is the best athlete in this country. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on playing chess, and Qiu Yi listens; Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one. Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true.
Overseas Chinese Liu Ji provided a piano.
Overseas Chinese who work are good at playing the piano, strings, drums and golden sounds. I think the beauty of this world is too ordinary. Let the national workers look at it and say, "Fugu." Give it back.
Overseas Chinese workers returned to China, asking painters to disconnect them; He also sought seal carvers to end the past. The box is buried in the soil and will be released within the year, so it will be suitable for listing. It is easy for a noble person to see it with a hundred gold and offer it to the DPRK. When the music officer delivered the notice, they all said, "I hope the world is precious."
When the overseas Chinese workers heard this, they sighed, "What a pity the world is! Is it unique? Otherwise. "
An exhortation
Zhuge Liang
A gentleman's journey is quiet to cultivate one's morality, and frugal to cultivate one's morality. If you don't stay in the garden, you will be unclear, restless and not far away. If you study quietly, you must study. If you don't study, you won't learn widely. If you have no ambition, you can't succeed. If you are slow, you can't be energetic, and if you are dangerous, you can't be radical. Time goes by, meaning goes by, and then becomes withered, not meeting the world, and staying in a poor house sadly. What will happen?
Playing se (an ancient instrument similar to guzheng) with glued wooden pegs-stubbornly sticking to the old method in the face of changed environment.
original text
Qi people learn the color of Zhao Xue, and adjust it first and then return to it, so as to shape the column. If you don't produce a song in three years, people will blame you. Only when someone comes from Zhao and asks him what he means can you know the stupidity of others.
Chu people learn to boat.
original text
Chu people used to practice rowing, but boatmen only listened. So between the small experimental islands, the direction was not satisfactory, and I thought I would try my best to operate the boat. So, Xie got shelter and went straight into the vertebral drum, so he made a big risk. He was afraid of falling and fell into the slurry.
Poetry and painting all value people.
Poets in Wang Shizhen in Qing Dynasty
Poetry, calligraphy and painting are all people-oriented, and the ink fragrance left by Su Huang has been passed down to this day, with a word of gold; Don't, jing, bian don't write a book, later generations regard it as dirt, one yuan is not correct. Uncle Yong has a saying that people in ancient times can write books, and those who respect the sages alone can spread them far away, so that although Yan's book is not good, those who see it in the future will cherish it, not independent books. Poetry belongs to everyone.
6. The simplest classical Chinese plus the simplest translation (not too simple) is effective (d not ng sh and xià o pí n)
Release effect: imitation; Chin: Celebrate and frown. Metaphor is random imitation, and the effect is extremely bad.
In Zhuang Zhou's Zhuangzi Tian Yun: "Therefore, scholars are sick and indulge in it, and the ugly ones are beautiful and fascinated by it. When the rich see it, they will stay at home; When the poor see it, they slap their wives and leave. "
Use subject-predicate form; As predicate, object and attribute; derogatory sense
For example, Cao Qingxue Qin's "Dream of Red Mansions" is the 30th time: "If the flowers are really buried, it can be described as ~; Not only is it not novel, it is even more disgusting. "
Synonym Handan toddler, painting a tiger according to a cat, copying mechanically.
The antonym follows the trend, develops its own way, makes something new, makes an impression on itself, and follows the good.
General regulations
In ancient times, there were two women in the state of Yue. One is very beautiful, and the other is ugly, called Dong Shi. Dong Shi envied Shi's beauty, so he lost his pen and jumped seven times in embarrassment. S is lucky? I don't know what to do. ? What's the matter with you? How can I help you? Do you suffer from dizziness? Hey? Fading collapse? Jokes and humiliation of Pan? Difficult? Glazing, offering, uh, vinegar? The wall is naive and idle? Hey? Angry? KINOMOTO SAKURA? Norm? Hey? Huan pancreas here? : celadon silk wall Mantoan? ┬ throw the building back after it collapses? Is lance going to die? Why not take care of old Miao Na, Bawei, Mu Zhengyi and 7 Dragon F? Bang? Is the pen just right for tarsometatarsal muscle?
Example: Once Boss A came to Company B at the invitation of Boss B, and inadvertently found that there was no attendance machine in the guard room of Company B, so he asked, "You don't have an attendance machine?" Boss B said, "Not only does the company have no attendance machine, but there are no attendance personnel." A asked, "How do you record employees' lateness?" B: "There are still five minutes before going to work. You can go to various departments to see if anyone has not arrived yet. " A asked, "Why is this?" B A: "Trust is the best attendance machine. They are all adults and know what they should do. "
Boss a is quite touched. After returning to the unit, immediately ask someone to move the attendance machine and cancel the attendance record. But contrary to expectations, the phenomenon of being late is becoming more and more serious, and even those who have never been late are late.
The original text is as follows:
Zhuangzi Tian Yun: "So I'm sick and I'm stuck here. The ugly people inside are beautiful and fascinated by it. When the rich see it, they will stay at home; When the poor see it, they leave with their wives. " A book: "Shi, the more beautiful, the more beautiful, beautiful." It is both painful and sad. And the right person, the body should be more convenient, because it is more conducive to its beauty. From the inside, it's more important. The ugliness of the neighborhood, taking this as a mirror, is neither ill nor strong, and doubles its ugliness. " Later, because of mocking people who blindly imitate regardless of their own conditions, the effect is very bad. It is also to imitate the modesty of others. Frown, use "parallel", frown.
Translation:
In the spring and autumn period, there was a beautiful woman named. No matter how she gestures, looks and laughs, everything is lovely. Wearing light makeup and simple clothes. Everywhere she goes, many people "stare at her", and no one can but marvel at her beauty.
Shi suffers from heartburn. One day, her illness broke out again. She put her hand over her chest and frowned, revealing a charming female beauty. When she walked through the countryside, all the villagers opened their eyes.
There is an ugly girl named Dong Shi in the countryside. She looks ordinary and has no cultivation. She usually acts rudely and speaks loudly, but she dreams of becoming a beautiful woman all the time. Today she wears such clothes and combs her hair like that tomorrow, but still no one says she is beautiful.
On this day, she saw the stone frowning on her chest and won the favor of so many people, so when she went back, she also learned to look like a stone, frowning on her chest and walking around the village. I didn't know that the ugly girl's charming gesture made her look even uglier. As a result, the rich in rural areas saw the ugly monster and immediately closed the door tightly; The poor people in the countryside saw the ugly girl coming and immediately took away their wives and children. People were heartbroken when they saw this grotesque ugly woman who imitated the stone and walked around the village. It's like seeing the plague.
The ugly woman only knows that Shi's frown is beautiful, but she doesn't know why she is beautiful. She just imitated her appearance and was laughed at. Everyone should develop their strengths and avoid weaknesses according to their own characteristics. It is foolish to look for an image that suits them and blindly imitate others.
Simple translation:
Legend has it that when the stone in the village suffers from heart disease (it is said that it is angina pectoris), he will frown. An ugly girl in the same village felt beautiful when she saw Shi's illness, and then covered her chest and frowned in the village. When the rich people in the same village saw it, they quickly closed the door and disappeared; When the poor saw it, they picked up their wives and hid them. Ugly girls only see beauty when they frown, but they don't know why they are beautiful when they frown.
7. short classical Chinese short classical Chinese fable reward score: 0- answer time: 2007-10-410/meaning translation! Questioner: Geng Baoda Fairy-Best Answer during Probation (Sh ǒ u zh da à i t?) Explanatory metaphor: Obsessing on narrow experience, not knowing how to change, or thinking that you are lucky and get something for nothing.
In Han Fei's Note to Han Fei in the pre-Qin period: "Song people had cultivators, plants in the fields, and rabbits died." Method linkage; As objects and attributes; Feng Menglong's ancient and modern novel "Yangba Lao Yue Guo" Qi Feng: "Is it a good idea for me to keep a house diligently?" A synonym for carving a boat for a sword, sticking to the rules, and an antonym for understanding the contingency lantern riddle Liu Dian, so a farmer in Song State was digging the ground.
Suddenly, he saw a rabbit running out of the grass beside him in a panic, hitting a stump by the field and lying there motionless. The farmer went over and saw that the rabbit was dead.
It broke its neck because it ran too fast. The farmer was very happy and picked up a fat and big rabbit effortlessly.
He thought; If rabbits can be found every day, life will be easier. Since then, he has never tried farming again.
He put his hoe beside him every day and lay in front of the stump, waiting for the second and third rabbits to hit the stump by themselves. There are so many cheap things in the world.
Of course, the farmer didn't pick up the killed hare again, but his field was deserted. [Tip] This is a well-known fable.
Rabbit suicide on the stump is an accidental phenomenon in life. However, farmers in Song Dynasty mistakenly thought it was a frequent and inevitable phenomenon, and ended up in a rural wasteland with nothing.
Luck rather than hard work will not lead to good results. We can't be fools waiting for him.
[Original] Song people have plowmen. There was a plant in the field. When the rabbit touched the plant, its neck broke and it died.
Stand by and let the plants out and save the rabbit. Rabbits can't recover, but as Song said.
-"Everything is done wrong" [note] 1 plant-roots and stems are exposed to the ground. (2) go-run, escape.
(3) class-ancient agricultural tools, similar in shape. Four wings.-hope.
(5) As a small fruit of the Song people, it was laughed at by the Song people. Ynradadà o Lí ng: cover up; Steal: steal.
Cover your ears and steal bells. Metaphor is self-deception
"Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: Self-knowledge" during the Warring States Period: "If a man has a clock, he must not lose it. Destroy it with vertebrae, and the bell will ring.
I'm afraid people will steal from me and cover their ears. "Using linkage method; As predicate, attribute and adverbial; With a derogatory example, the fourth act of Hong Shen's The Fan of the Rich: "I thought I could keep my lofty, didn't I?" "Once upon a time, there was a man who was stupid and selfish and had a bad habit of taking advantage of others.
He always tries his best to get anything he likes, even to steal it. Once, it took a fancy to a bell hanging on a gate.
The doorbell of this door is exquisite, beautiful and loud. He thought, how can I get it? Finally decided to steal, steal.
He clearly knows that as long as he touches the bell with his hand, it will ring "ding-ding-bell" As soon as the doorbell rings, the ear will hear the bell. When it rings, people will find it.
You won't get a bell. So what should we do? He suddenly thought of a way.
He thinks that when the doorbell rings, his ears will hear it. Cover your ears, so you can't hear? So, he cleverly used this method to steal the doorbell. One night, he quietly came to the front door by moonlight.
He reached for the doorbell, but it was too high to reach, so he had to come back disappointed. What does he want to do when he gets home? He wants his deaf neighbors to steal the bell together, so that he can step on his shoulder to pick the bell.
But I was afraid that others would not do it and steal with him, so I had to step on the stool and pick the bell myself. The next night, he crept to the gate with a stool.
He stepped on the stool, covered his ears with one hand and picked up the bell with the other. Who knows that he just touched the bell when it rang, and the owner of the house found it and caught him.
Because other people's ears are not covered, they can still hear the bell. Source: Lu Chunqiu knows: "If the people have a clock and want to leave, the clock is too big to bear.
Destroy it with vertebrae, and the bell will ring. I'm afraid people will steal from me and cover their ears. "
Interpretation: cover: cover, cover; Steal: steal. Steal the bell and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.
Metaphorically, you are deceiving yourself, and you must try to cover up what you can't cover up clearly. [Tip] Ringtones exist objectively and will not disappear just because you block your ears; Everything in the world also exists objectively, not because you close your eyes, it no longer exists or changes its shape.
Although this fable is short, it vividly illustrates a basic principle of dialectical materialism: ignoring and studying objective reality is self-deception and will eventually suffer. [Original] Fan's death is also ①, and the people have the death knell ②.
If you want to go negative, then the clock is too big to go negative; As the spine is destroyed (4), the bell rings (5). If you are afraid of taking the world away, cover your ears.
-"Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals" [note] 1 Fan's death also-Fan was a nobleman at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period. After being defeated by four other nobles, he fled to Qi. Death, escape.
② Zhong-an ancient percussion instrument. (3) negative-carrying things.
④ Vertebral (mound) mallet. ⑤ Hu-describe the bell.
⑥ (ǔ)-rapid. Steal the bell and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.
Metaphorically, you are deceiving yourself, and you must try to cover up what you can't cover up clearly. Pronunciation nán yuán běi zhé: I want to go to the south but the car goes to the north.
Metaphor is the opposite of action and purpose. Source: "Warring States Policy Wei Ce IV": "I still travel north to Chu."
When the King of Wei wanted to attack Handan, Liang Ji remonstrated, saying, "When I come here today, I will meet people from big banks.
8. The classical Chinese should be shorter, and the translation should be done in Longxing Room, where Yangzhou is handsome, noble and noble, and the guests said, "As the saying goes, three generations of officials can take off their clothes and eat. The servant wanted to write a book, saying that clothes, clothes, wine and vegetables were made, but he was not knighted. " The general judgment was given to people in the early years of Guangxu, that is to say, they said, "The public has made great achievements, and now there will be no time and time. When he succeeds, he will be able to escape from the forest, so he can become a book ear. Please name it "Yi Ju Ji" first. " Handsome but not understanding. If a cow signs a sentence, JD.COM returns to his official position. He says in neat language: "To appease Mo Xin, this is a general sentence of appeasement. He eats enough and wears warm clothes, lives in seclusion and doesn't teach, just like an animal. What language is it! " Handsome face flushed, but the judge was happy.
During the Longxing period, there was a grand marshal in Yangzhou, who was a relative of the country. During the dinner, he said to the guests, "As the saying goes, the beauty of dressing and eating can only be understood by three generations of officials. I'm thinking of a book, focusing on the specifications of clothes and hats, and I haven't thought of a suitable name yet. "
Tong Tong judged that Xian Yuguang was from Sichuan. At that time, he replied: "You just established your career, and now you certainly don't have time to study these aspects. After becoming famous, I can live in seclusion in the mountains and write books with peace of mind. Now let's call it Yi Ju Ji. " The guard didn't get it.
The signing judge is an official named Niu who came back from. He immediately said to the doorman in Shandong dialect, "Please don't believe what he said. This is a general statement, saying that you are full of luxuries and luxuries all day, living comfortably, being uneducated and close to animals. What is he talking about! "
The guard's face turned red after hearing this, but the general's words were complacent because they worked.
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