Classic Quotations on Internet Swearing

is it because you can't meet each other on the internet that you swear? The following are the classic online swearing quotations I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them.

a selection of classic quotations of online swearing

1 Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

2 Your fans are flies, because flies love poop.

3 The biggest church in the world can't hold your sins.

4 looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

5 how dare you say that you are better than Xi Shi, but I think you are not even as good as Dong Shi.

6 when I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

7 I can smell your stink from a distance. It's disgusting, in broad daylight.

8 face down first, unable to return to heaven.

9 I miss your food, and I can't eat it. It's disgusting!

1 mice go to your house with tears in their eyes, really!

The latest swear classic quotations on the Internet

1 The acne proves that I am still young, which is better than your menopause.

Look at your teeth. Are you the same ancestor as the dog?

3 don't wear a perspective suit, ok? You think you are an animal? .

4 the world is big, but it is bigger than the mind you lack.

5 you are a primary school commodity, don't yell here.

6 there is a big dish on these two lips.

7 it doesn't matter if you can't turn your head around, just don't get into the water.

8 you are like a b, dressed so cool, and you look so ruined.

9 Go straight ahead, be careful that there are dogs following you behind you, and you are bitten and have no place to hide.

1 You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead and RMB when you are half dead.

11 *** Damn it, when you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen.

12 you said that you were just fooling around all day, or you were just messing around.

13 You look so dreamy. Hollywood makes magic movies, but I haven't seen you in the movies!

14 you stupid donkey, what can you say to prove your moldy IQ?

15 I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

16 before I met you, my world was black and white. after I met you, wow, it was all black.

17 I don't have the courage to put in a good word for you. If I say too much, I'm afraid I'll go to hell in the future.

18 if you hit me, I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad took a machine gun and shot you three times!

19 You just came to the world from the 18th floor of hell, and you met Brother Chun, who trampled you back.

2 It's a scientific research achievement to get rid of your stupidity. After success, I can be transferred to Chinese Academy of Sciences immediately!

A collection of classic quotations on the Internet

1 You can't know whether you and a watermelon are good or bad without knocking a few times.

2 living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

3 I think God must be good to you, because God envies talents.

4 cough! Say what should be said and whisper what should not be said.

5 the so-called threshold is the door when it passes, and the threshold when it fails to pass.

6 I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

7 if I give you a woman, can you create a nation? Are close relatives!

8 boy, people can have personality, but they can't follow it.

9 if Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

1 The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. There are thousands of them every day!

11 boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

12 when I asked where * * * was, I suddenly looked back and he was right in front of my eyes.

13 female colleagues, please don't be angry with me. My wife has a caller ID.

14 You seem to be terminally ill, and you still haven't gone home to protect your life these days.

15 You have water in your brain and cerebellum defects, and you are modest when you are called * * *!

16 What do you look like, Bai Gujing? You have to be scared to turn to the Buddha.

17 I really can't forgive your vulgarity, and you are still so vulgar!

The fighter in 18 * * *, the vip in the scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

19 if your life is not so stormy, don't say it's so stormy.

2 at noon on weeding day, your MaMa sells * * *, but no one wants it, so give it to the bachelor on credit!

21 My left hand is a firefly that never forgets anything, and my right hand is a long meditation in ten years.

22 when you go back to wash your face, I'll give you a catty of perfume to cover your big scum smell.

23 It is God's creativity to create you, and it is your courage to live in this world.

24 Why are you so excited when it comes to pornography? Are the criminals your ancestors?

25 You are the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

26 tell me about you, because of you, the price of the cemetery has gone up! Afraid of surface pollution after you go!

27 Even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

28 I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will have a little meaning of enjoying my old age. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.

29 Your parents are happy because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.

3 A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng. Powerful women are not necessarily charming, such as the extinct teacher.