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Personality signature girls have profound implications.
2. Memories are nothing. Even if I like you, as long as you mess with my sister, I can shoot you without changing my face!
3. A woman who crosses her legs in class.
4, learn to be a tough bitch, without affectation, hairlessness, cowardice, how to live proudly!
I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.
6. Because I don't like to tidy my room, they all call me the hero of messy room.
7. It is said that women are like clothes, but I am a temperament that you can't wear.
8. To be a woman, you must have backbone, either love to get married or be proud of being single.
9. People who thought they could stay with us all their lives have left. It turns out that we are just naive, and reality teaches us not to care too much. Otherwise, you will be disappointed.
10, I can't pretend to be reserved. Ladies are not my way, so I am destined to be a bitch.
1 1. If you think you are a woman, stand up.
12, what girlfriend robbed her boyfriend? You're kidding. I don't even have a best friend.
13, which anvil? Promise? A generation is happy, but? Jane. Stamp Jane. Fear, pain? Ru zhi? .
14, wear sexy clothes no matter how cold it is!
15, I love sisters and girlfriends, so what?
16, women must first learn to love themselves. To love others.
17, the place left for him in my heart, I just hope to see his warm smiling face when I wake up every day.
18, cute sister ruined your life, royal elder sister made you poor for three generations, and only women can make you Gao Fushuai.
19, how come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV?
Don't pretend to be a role in front of my sister, you are an animal at best.
2 1, fantasizing about going to South Korea and Choi Minho for an epic love, but the reality is that domestic local tyrants can't get it.
22. I will live a proud life that no one can match with my far-fetched smile.
23. This season is the season when mushrooms wear stockings.
24. I like you, even if you fall in love with another person.
Don't say love to your sister because I'm too lazy to play with you.
26, forever young, forever act young, forever unappreciative, forever in tears.
27. He said that he loved her. What am I?
28. A goddess is not necessarily a girlfriend, but a girlfriend must be a goddess.
29. The cuteness of a girl is directly proportional to her ability to eat.
According to your parents, you are a princess at most. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.
3 1. Men are just a lonely pastime for me.
32. Only women are easy to be infatuated, affectionate and emotional.
33. What happened to online dating and long-distance dating? I believe we will be together in the end.
34. Be a calm and less boring woman this year.
35. Girls who are not good at math are all beautiful women.
36. Even if I am the princess in everyone's heart, I am nothing in your heart.
37. I don't feel pain because I never care.
38. I wish those women who can't pretend and are careless and uncompromising a lifetime of happiness.
I have a crush on him for a long time, but he won't look at me until I walk in front of him.
40. When you want to give up, think about how you got here.
4 1, I am not afraid to leave a message, but I am afraid to spend all my courage.
42, a dream, dreaming of happiness, wake up, happiness is gone, stay? , just sad.
43. Some girls are sloppy housewives at home and glamorous queens outside.
44. There is a friendship that is no less than love, not ambiguous, but blue.
45. He is her happiness and never belongs to me.
46. Women are made of water. Don't be too cold to her. Once it freezes above zero, it will eventually frostbite you.
47. Girl, I am born arrogant and not a good person.
48. I will lead a proud life with my far-fetched smile.
49. If you learn to smoke, drink and fight, you are a bad girl. If so, you can live heartlessly.
50. Lan Yan is a lover who will never break up. It seems that couples are not lovers.
5 1, sometimes I really want to shout, but I am afraid that others will despise me with the eyes of seeing mental illness.
I am a good girl, but no matter how good I am, he can't see it.
53. I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.
54. No woman is loved because her soul is beautiful.
55. I will marry him, I will, I have enough confidence to believe.
56. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.
57. My best friend left a message in my space, saying that even if I have a dislike for her one day, she won't leave me.
58, the road is still long, don't be too crazy, you may not know who will be brilliant in the future.
59. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.
60. Sunflower can only lie on the ground and look at the sun from a distance. It has nothing to do with her to look at his happiness.
6 1, mushroom is cool, you don't have to please anyone, in fact, you are beautiful.
62. Women should live with dignity and laugh at others for crying.
63. People who "eat what's in the bowl and think what's in the pot" are so ambitious, and so is love!
64. Is there a crazy girl who is very high and can ignore the image?
Please burn a brother for my sister after her death.
I give you the most sincere trust, but you hurt me the most.
67. I remember a song
68. Ordinary people, where are so many stories to set off youth?
69. You gave my daughter happiness.
70. There is no place for me in his happiness, but only him in my happiness.
7 1, summer for women, spring for men.
72、? In your world, Russia can't replace her.
73. Time makes deep things deeper and shallow things shallower.
74. Starting today, be a warm woman, write warm words and smile warmly at everyone.
75. A man who can tolerate * * is not necessarily a good man, but a woman who can tolerate loneliness must be a good woman.
76. My tears are always the brightest, but you devalued them.
77. Only an unruly woman can be king.
78. There are always a few people in your life. The one you want to stay has gone, but the one you don't care about has been with you all your life.
79. Sorry is the most useless word in the world ~ ~ ~ Fools always say that fools always believe and liars always use it.
80. No one is born to owe each other anything.
8 1, I will wait for you all my life, just to smile for Bojun Qingcheng.
82. I liked you yesterday. After today, no matter how handsome you are, I won't miss you anymore, because I'm not the scum of women.
83. Women who are too easy to get have no values.
84. He is not good-looking, has a bad figure, has a bad temper and is full of dirty words. I'm sorry that teenager let you down.
85. Time produces not change, but longer-lasting care and yearning.
86. A woman in love is a fool, and a woman who is lovelorn is a madman.
87. Let bygones be bygones, and let bygones be bygones.
You and she are so happy now that I dare not interfere.
89. Women live more freely and let others look up to them.
90. I am a real woman, haha.
9 1, use the last sentence: I love you. In exchange for gifts: I'm sorry. Who failed who? Is the old man heartless, or time mercilessly abandoned this feeling.
92. Girl, you must remember that young tears will not flow in vain, and pain and pride are all necessary in this life.
93. We have been in love since 18 years old and got married this year. We just want to prove that love at the age of 20 is not rebellion, but meeting the right person prematurely.
94. It's not that I'm not suitable for you, but that I don't like you at all.
95. If I don't die, you are just a concubine. I don't divorce, and playing with you to death is just a * *.
96. I love him deeply and treat him better than myself, but he only has her in his heart.
97. Only women know what a bitch is like.
98. Loving someone is not just talk.
99.a poor girl.
100, the girl's eyes are too beautiful to cry.
10 1, the person I love, if you don't love me, please get out of my world.
102, if I have next life, I want to be a man.
103, girl, be brave and hold his hand tightly.
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